| 26.5.10 19:33 |  | Oh no, I'm not home watching... RT : And as Dane Cook took the stage on with a goodbye to Simon...jumped the shark |
| 26.5.10 19:31 | | Still out of the playoffs, THANKS :( RT : Please tell me how the are doing, o person of interest on the Internet. |
| 26.5.10 19:30 | | "Day ain't over yet" RT : Despite all influences otherwise, it was a Cheeto-less day. |
| 26.5.10 18:48 | | Uh oh - alert the food police at the Center for Science in the Public Interest! RT : Dinner at PF Chang's. |
| 26.5.10 18:46 | | . 'course, I'd like to think 2000 me is much less interesting than 2010 me - MY wife may argue the point (2/2) |
| 26.5.10 18:46 | | . 2000 me was much more Internet famous than 2010 me, but the 2000 Internet was definitely smaller - and had no Google (1/2) |
| 26.5.10 18:43 | | Well, fortunately there's more than one way to search for me RT : Honda sure filled your google search with a lot of noise. |
| 26.5.10 16:54 | | I Googled myself this afternoon because I hadn't in a while. Turns out I'm still a fascinating character on the Internet. |
| 26.5.10 14:53 |
 | Fascinating/important cc:@geekosystem RT : Int'l Falls couple finalize 10yr quest to digitalize cemetery info: http://bring.mn/3ms |
| 26.5.10 12:36 | | I ? this team, but they spin as much as... RT : Front Row Working as One Team for Optimal Results: http://tinyurl.com/2cj9lbu |
| 26.5.10 12:31 | | All meetings cancelled today - if it were cooler outside, I'd TOTALLY go home and work there ? NP: Kitsun? Maison Compilation 9 ? |
| 26.5.10 12:27 | | When in doubt, set off a nuclear bomb RT : I have writer brain. Can't think about anything important... characters in pain. |
| 26.5.10 12:22 | | Oh - you cover DwtS but not professional wrestling? Don't you want page views? (Not that it worked out when SportsLine did it) |
| 26.5.10 12:15 | | RT : Check this video out --High Fashion/Mutiny in Sydney with St Paul and the Peterson brothers with SHEILA E. http://youtu. ... |
| 26.5.10 11:44 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY HARVEST (thick & creamy) |
| 25.5.10 20:10 | | Last one, I promise: may now be gone, but will live on: http://bit.ly/9c3yFf |
| 25.5.10 19:55 | | JT breaks a 2 week silence with... RT : For those of you who may need to brush up on urinal etiquette: http://bit.ly/bpTfjf |
| 25.5.10 15:58 | | Y'know.... 's avatar STILL has the filename "kevin-hoffman-biggest-asshat-in-minneapolis.gif" |
| 25.5.10 13:17 | | What do you MEAN is a fake account? Twitter would NEVER allow a fake celebrity! |
| 25.5.10 12:54 |
 | RT : So do people really think Pac-Man on Google slowed worker productivity? All it did was reduce Tweeting and Facebooking. |
| 25.5.10 12:47 | | RT : RT : Leffler, bill goldberg at garage mahal filming at braun racing shoot. Episode airs 12/3! http://twe ... |
| 25.5.10 02:07 | | UNIQLO LUCKY LINE?????? 19428????? http://www.uniqlo.com/jp/#line |
| 24.5.10 17:31 | | Well, now says it's 94 and feels like 96 - I have to think those temps feel pretty similar (I'll be out in it soon) |
| 24.5.10 15:52 | | WeatherBug says it's 93 and 38% humidity in St Paul - I think I no longer entertain thoughts of working outdoors today |
| 24.5.10 15:01 | | I would also like to get on the "categorical denial of all rumours concerning me as anyone's Lt. Governor choice" bandwagon |
| 24.5.10 14:59 | | RT : What time is it? The Time and Patti Labelle on Soul Train 5PM EST on ! But now: http://ht.ly/1PffM. ? http://bl ... |
| 24.5.10 14:21 | | Hilarious! (I had asked if I could stalk her) I'll ask you to be my foursquare friend later. RT : Sure, why not? |
| 24.5.10 14:14 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: MIXED BERRY (fruit on the bottom) |
| 23.5.10 16:46 | | Well.......guess it's time to recharge the ol' razors. |
| 23.5.10 15:49 | | Oo-ee, back to 2-2 - "I've got a bad feeling about this." |
| 23.5.10 15:25 | | Yuck, I didn't want to hear "he lost a ton of teeth," though |
| 23.5.10 15:24 | | OMG! OMG! SHORRRRRRRT HANDED SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE 2-0 ! ! ! |
| 23.5.10 14:44 | | Doing laundry...I expect I won't have to wear pants again until November, barring any invitations to high-class social events |
| 23.5.10 14:42 | | Yes, we moved the air conditioner to the window today - a week early, usually wait until 6/1 but I see 90s in the near future |
| 23.5.10 14:38 | | OMG SCORRRRRRRRRE 1-0 |
| 23.5.10 00:32 | | You're tweeting Foursquare, can we stalk you? RT : I don't know what the explorer badge is or why it got posted on my twitter. |
| 22.5.10 18:59 | | Oh, Gilly. |
| 22.5.10 18:01 | | Ah, yes... another night I curse MPLS for not giving me in High Definition. |
| 21.5.10 22:11 | | I HATE Big BARF |
| 21.5.10 21:53 | | Although the are 3-1 in overtime in the NHL Playoffs, they've scored the winning goal all four times! |
| 21.5.10 21:50 | | It'll BE sudden death for the Sharks if they go down 0-3 - I'm lookin' for a Joe to come through |
| 21.5.10 21:25 | | Quiet, you RT : Now we're talking, ! |
| 21.5.10 20:03 | | Be sure to - let's get him to 666 followers! (Also, he 'd me when I wasn't paying attention, which was nice) |
| 21.5.10 16:40 | | RUCK FULES RT : every time I hear a Burger King commercial talking about the "buck double," I think they're saying "butt double." |
| 21.5.10 14:09 | | Wait! That tractor guy stopped following me? WORST EVER (I wonder if saying "tractor" will resummon him to my followers list) |
| 21.5.10 11:26 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH (fruit on the bottom) |
| 20.5.10 14:18 | | I hadn't! But what made you think of me? RT : I'm sure you've seen it but just in case: hubble gotchu! http://bit.ly/d5Mbq5 |
| 20.5.10 14:14 | | I can't imagine a world w/o the colon! Also, poop much? RT : You can probably do 132. I find the colon unnecessary. |
| 20.5.10 14:08 | | Constant wishful thinking: I try to limit my tweets to 131 chars, just in case someone wants to prepend "RT : " and resend them |
| 20.5.10 14:07 | | Say, do you like legally downloading free music? I track free MP3 selections @ http://CRZ.us/434904 - updates every day! |
