| 4.6.10 11:51 |  | It's a great day to listen to Fred Wesley & The JBs' "Damn Right I Am Somebody" | 
| 4.6.10 11:30 |  | The Michele Bachmann fundraiser didn't understand that (a) I belong to a different party (b) she's not my district (c) I'm hanging up now | 
| 4.6.10 11:06 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY PIE (thick & creamy) | 
| 4.6.10 00:15 |  | Most were rain shortened < 9 innings RT : I read that in 1991, former commish Faye (sp?) Vincent reversed 50 no-hitters...true? | 
| 3.6.10 20:58 |  | More Twitter dumbassery tonight: "reporting" John Wooden dead (he isn't), putting Jeffrey Osborne into the  but adding a U to his name | 
| 3.6.10 20:42 |  
  | Hey!  A very special anniversary - put a cork in it.  RT : http://the-w.com/7/t/12502 7 YEARS AGO: No no NO, please no Sosa! | 
| 3.6.10 17:46 |  | ...or retweet them | 
| 3.6.10 14:54 |  | Sorry.  OK.  I'll stop.  RIP Rue McClanahan.  Thank you for being a fiend. | 
| 3.6.10 14:53 |  | God knows there's more than enough phoniness on Twitter, but most folks probably DO feel for that lady on that show that ended 18 years ago | 
| 3.6.10 14:53 |  | I don't know why it's aggravating me so much today - I guess I equate not bothering to care to spell correctly in tweets with...phoniness? | 
| 3.6.10 14:49 |  | Retweet THIS: M-c-THEN ANOTHER C-l-a-n-a-h-a-n | 
| 3.6.10 12:50 |  | Sorry, wrong number RT | 
| 3.6.10 12:49 |  
  | "My brush with greatness is OVER" RT  I just ousted  as the mayor of Target Center on ! http://4sq.com/fnesM | 
| 3.6.10 12:42 |  | For all they "loved" her, Twitterers sure don't seem to want to spell her name correctly | 
| 3.6.10 10:48 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RED RASPBERRY | 
| 2.6.10 22:01 |  | It IS fitting that this particular  game goes to OT - it's had everything you'd want in a Stanley Cup final (plus Hornitos ads) | 
| 2.6.10 21:35 |  | Want more followers?  Mention "Hornitos" to get BACARDI tweet attention - it's not good or bad press, because it's all press! | 
| 2.6.10 21:30 |  | I may be alone on this one, but I could do w/o that ad where the dude hooks up with his friend's momma after getting schnackered on Hornitos | 
| 2.6.10 21:27 |  
  | Costco had Summer Shandy today but I totally forgot to visit their liquor store after buying everything else - thanks, state of Minnesota! | 
| 2.6.10 21:13 |  | Like Internet forensics, journalism is a lost art (as you may have seen last week with our MN anchor-cum-lt.gov-nominee fracas) | 
| 2.6.10 20:21 |  
  | RT : Just talked to  off the air and  is NOT a real account. Facebook is, twitter isn't. | 
| 2.6.10 20:19 |  | RT : $13,050,826,460,886.97 (+) - RT for $13T | 
| 2.6.10 13:26 |  | I love Barb Davis White, I do, but she didn't beat Keith Ellison as a Republican and I don't see how she can do it as a pretend DFLer | 
| 1.6.10 14:16 |  | Welcome back to Twitter ! | 
| 31.5.10 14:35 |  | Look, make your political points tomorrow - SHUT UP AND THANK A SOLDIER TODAY. | 
| 30.5.10 16:37 |  | Enough already | 
| 30.5.10 12:05 |  | So glad we still have Jim Nabors - "Back Home Again in Indiana" still gives me chills. | 
| 29.5.10 22:40 |  | Now THAT'S a username! | 
| 29.5.10 20:40 |  | I'm not sure it went noticed by anybody else, but one year ago tonight was Jay Leno's "final" Tonight Show. | 
| 29.5.10 06:10 |  
  | My sleep-deprived  report - http://CRZ.us/437175 - I enjoyed this show! Thanks   and ! | 
| 29.5.10 04:06 |  
  | Now downloading Dead or Alive vs. Justice mashup - thanks  vignette! | 
| 29.5.10 02:41 |  
  | Can't believe  is ASLEEP! | 
| 29.5.10 02:38 |  
  | Can't use  - it just doesn't feel right.  Sorry,  - hell, even THEIR last tweet is using | 
| 29.5.10 02:23 |  
  | And, it goes without saying - love Lenne Hardt's intros | 
| 29.5.10 02:22 |  
  | Love that ????? ???? | 
| 29.5.10 02:04 |  
  | Opening match: Minowaman vs. the Giant Masked Cedric the Entertainer stand-in -  even mentioned WWE already | 
| 29.5.10 02:01 |  
  | HEY!  I'm still up and  is on! | 
| 28.5.10 22:17 |  
  | Only on the Internet can I crudely draw some Traditional Chinese characters I saw in an NMA/Adult Swim clip and get... http://CRZ.us/437164 | 
| 28.5.10 16:19 |  
  | HTML ENTITY OF THE DAY: ☮ PEACE SYMBOL ( / x262E) | 
| 28.5.10 12:34 |  | ? Happy (The Answer)d Birthday to ! ? | 
| 28.5.10 12:25 |  | Me too! RT : John McLaughlin recommends you read this: http://bit.ly/aKmyoB (miamiherald.com) | 
| 28.5.10 11:57 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORANGE CRÈME | 
| 27.5.10 15:57 |  | CRZ's tweet : Sep 25, 2007, : Oct 13, 2009, : Feb 27, 2010, : April 27, 2010, : RIGHT NOW | 
| 27.5.10 14:31 |  
  | â–² â–² â–¼ â–¼ â—€ â–¶ â—€ â–¶ â’· â’¶ START | 
| 27.5.10 13:28 |  | ? NP: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll ? | 
| 27.5.10 13:19 |  | Oh man, two coolers of Butterscotch, Heath DILLY BARS and ice cream sammiches in the office!  What's next, CRACK? | 
| 27.5.10 11:05 |  | What a flattering photo! RT : Matt Entenza and Robyne Robinson file for office: http://tweetphoto.com/24188169 | 
| 27.5.10 09:41 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER | 
| 26.5.10 19:35 |  | That's all for now, Twitter - this is CRZ saying: SEE YA ON FOURSQUARE | 
| 26.5.10 19:34 |  | I'm JUST SAYIN'  http://news.google.com/news/search?pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=pf+chang+cspi |