| 8.6.10 00:19 |  | Thanks ! This is my legitimate, first and only 39. :) My parents were sure to make the Jack Benny joke, though, just in case. |
| 7.6.10 20:08 | | Thanks! RT : Happy birthday to Our Beloved Dictator! (Go Pack Go!) http://myloc.me/7VXPs |
| 7.6.10 20:07 | | Tmw - thanks! RT : Happy birthday fella - welcome to 39! I hope there's some special staraoke tunes being done tonight. |
| 7.6.10 20:05 | | RT : How to say "lol" in Korean: ?? |
| 7.6.10 19:38 | | (My parents called two minutes after the Democrats - they thought it was a funny story, at least.) |
| 7.6.10 19:07 | | Ever hear the phone ring, expect it was your folks singing "Happy Birthday," answer... only to find out it was the Democratic Party instead? |
| 7.6.10 18:04 | | Happy 52nd birthday PRINCE (Hey... finally playing with a full deck! ;-) ) |
| 7.6.10 16:42 | | Thank you JK! Knew you couldn't leave my butt out of it RT : HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OL' ZIMMERBUTT |
| 7.6.10 16:39 | | 39 isn't a bad word - thanks Marshall! RT : Happy [age omitted]th birthday to ! |
| 7.6.10 16:35 | | RT : is the iPhone's video conferencing called "Face Time" to discourage people from using it to show each other their junk? |
| 7.6.10 15:42 | | I'll take every year I can get - thanks! RT : Happy Birthday - you don't look a day over 38 - well maybe just one day over |
| 5.6.10 23:24 | | You are at a party! Put DOWN that phone!! |
| 5.6.10 16:37 | | At two stores in a row, my "cashier" has been named Mercedes. Does this MEAN something? (Probably not, no.) |
| 5.6.10 13:57 | | I can't go to an Ichiban w/o my chefs ? RT : Japanese restaurant shuts as kitchen staff walks off http://bring.mn/3wB (via ) |
| 4.6.10 21:59 |
 | Date with + (@ Lagoon Cinema) http://4sq.com/6Md5ld |
| 4.6.10 20:14 |
 | Worth the wait! http://twitpic.com/1tz43b |
| 4.6.10 20:12 | | I just unlocked the "Celtics - Finals 2010" badge on ! http://4sq.com/csucOZ |
| 4.6.10 19:25 | | First time back in the park after they'd cut down all the ash borer...bored... trees. A striking, sad difference (37') |
| 4.6.10 16:52 | | Welcome (Thanks for the follow)! RT Set up a twitter account because everyone wants to know the insignificant minutiae of my life. |
| 4.6.10 11:51 | | It's a great day to listen to Fred Wesley & The JBs' "Damn Right I Am Somebody" |
| 4.6.10 11:30 | | The Michele Bachmann fundraiser didn't understand that (a) I belong to a different party (b) she's not my district (c) I'm hanging up now |
| 4.6.10 11:06 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY PIE (thick & creamy) |
| 4.6.10 00:15 | | Most were rain shortened < 9 innings RT : I read that in 1991, former commish Faye (sp?) Vincent reversed 50 no-hitters...true? |
| 3.6.10 20:58 | | More Twitter dumbassery tonight: "reporting" John Wooden dead (he isn't), putting Jeffrey Osborne into the but adding a U to his name |
| 3.6.10 20:42 |
 | Hey! A very special anniversary - put a cork in it. RT : http://the-w.com/7/t/12502 7 YEARS AGO: No no NO, please no Sosa! |
| 3.6.10 17:46 | | ...or retweet them |
| 3.6.10 14:54 | | Sorry. OK. I'll stop. RIP Rue McClanahan. Thank you for being a fiend. |
| 3.6.10 14:53 | | God knows there's more than enough phoniness on Twitter, but most folks probably DO feel for that lady on that show that ended 18 years ago |
| 3.6.10 14:53 | | I don't know why it's aggravating me so much today - I guess I equate not bothering to care to spell correctly in tweets with...phoniness? |
| 3.6.10 14:49 | | Retweet THIS: M-c-THEN ANOTHER C-l-a-n-a-h-a-n |
| 3.6.10 12:50 | | Sorry, wrong number RT |
| 3.6.10 12:49 |
 | "My brush with greatness is OVER" RT I just ousted as the mayor of Target Center on ! http://4sq.com/fnesM |
| 3.6.10 12:42 | | For all they "loved" her, Twitterers sure don't seem to want to spell her name correctly |
| 3.6.10 10:48 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: RED RASPBERRY |
| 2.6.10 22:01 | | It IS fitting that this particular game goes to OT - it's had everything you'd want in a Stanley Cup final (plus Hornitos ads) |
| 2.6.10 21:35 | | Want more followers? Mention "Hornitos" to get BACARDI tweet attention - it's not good or bad press, because it's all press! |
| 2.6.10 21:30 | | I may be alone on this one, but I could do w/o that ad where the dude hooks up with his friend's momma after getting schnackered on Hornitos |
| 2.6.10 21:27 |
 | Costco had Summer Shandy today but I totally forgot to visit their liquor store after buying everything else - thanks, state of Minnesota! |
| 2.6.10 21:13 | | Like Internet forensics, journalism is a lost art (as you may have seen last week with our MN anchor-cum-lt.gov-nominee fracas) |
| 2.6.10 20:21 |
 | RT : Just talked to off the air and is NOT a real account. Facebook is, twitter isn't. |
| 2.6.10 20:19 | | RT : $13,050,826,460,886.97 (+) - RT for $13T |
| 2.6.10 13:26 | | I love Barb Davis White, I do, but she didn't beat Keith Ellison as a Republican and I don't see how she can do it as a pretend DFLer |
| 1.6.10 14:16 | | Welcome back to Twitter ! |
| 31.5.10 14:35 | | Look, make your political points tomorrow - SHUT UP AND THANK A SOLDIER TODAY. |
| 30.5.10 16:37 | | Enough already |
| 30.5.10 12:05 | | So glad we still have Jim Nabors - "Back Home Again in Indiana" still gives me chills. |
| 29.5.10 22:40 | | Now THAT'S a username! |
| 29.5.10 20:40 | | I'm not sure it went noticed by anybody else, but one year ago tonight was Jay Leno's "final" Tonight Show. |
| 29.5.10 06:10 |
 | My sleep-deprived report - http://CRZ.us/437175 - I enjoyed this show! Thanks and ! |
| 29.5.10 04:06 |
| Now downloading Dead or Alive vs. Justice mashup - thanks vignette! |
