| 19.6.10 18:31 | 
 | FORTUNE OF THE DAY http://twitpic.com/1y9fut |
| 18.6.10 22:26 | | RT : FIFA may red-card ref that jobbed USA. Could be out of Cup. As much an admission we'll get FIFA thinks he screwed up: http ... |
| 18.6.10 19:51 | | Hey! My first 985 tweets came back! Thanks, ! |
| 18.6.10 17:30 | | I just became the mayor of Spire Credit Union on ! http://4sq.com/cwzrAy |
| 18.6.10 17:21 | | I just ousted as the mayor of SuperAmerica - Prospect Park on ! http://4sq.com/aUI9Xh |
| 18.6.10 16:48 |
 | Assuming my maths is correct, here's Group C distilled down to a wordless chart: http://CRZ.us/438573 CC:@geekosystem |
| 18.6.10 14:02 | | RT : Great pic..it says it all! RT Count the Americans being fouled before the disallowed goal ball is struck http ... |
| 18.6.10 13:29 | | I AM NOT A HONDA - I AM A FREE MAN |
| 18.6.10 12:27 | | I'm not a Windows guy, so maybe this is normal. Should it TAKE over an hour to update iTunes on this PC? |
| 18.6.10 12:10 | | That IS nice RT : Very cool!! RT : At a flea market in Arkansas and found this beauty. http://yfrog.com/9h2kslj |
| 18.6.10 11:50 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY POMEGRANATE |
| 18.6.10 10:51 | | The invasion of Mali commences at dawn 2 - 2 - Let's go |
| 18.6.10 10:39 | | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 2-2 |
| 18.6.10 10:27 | | ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| 18.6.10 10:26 | | About time - after some of these no-calls, I was thinking we were going to have to make Mali our 51st state |
| 18.6.10 10:09 | | Hey NOW we're talkin' 1-2 |
| 18.6.10 09:46 | | I got up early for THIS?! 0-2 |
| 17.6.10 13:06 | | RT : Scoop: Sixers agree to trade Dalembert to Kings for Nocioni and Hawes. Link coming shortly ... |
| 17.6.10 12:59 | | I'm already following you on Twitter. Why on earth would I subscribe to your daily email? I consider that regressive behaviour. |
| 17.6.10 12:58 | | BROOKLYN GETS ME RT : I GET CRZ |
| 17.6.10 12:11 |
 | If everything - EVERYTHING you're tweeting ends up retweeted , should I unfollow you if I'm following there? |
| 17.6.10 10:59 | | Bah - let them eat White Castle RT : New plan to stop rowdy party-goers downtown: Feed them http://bring.mn/3Kg |
| 17.6.10 10:50 |
| I actually bought some yogurt! But then I forgot to take one out of the refrigerator and bring it to work this morning... |
| 17.6.10 01:57 | | Because the Internet needed it: http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/ |
| 16.6.10 23:34 |
 | I was wrong! I am happy! |
| 16.6.10 23:34 |
| I predict 29-28 Lawler, too. I'm not HAPPY about it, but I totally see it. |
| 16.6.10 19:25 | | Hey, Twitter! Promote THIS. |
| 16.6.10 17:47 | | TELL me this will be televised, and soon RT : Went fishing today with Ron Schara! What a thrill! Great guy who has... |
| 16.6.10 16:11 | | Without context, that looks more like a direct message gone awry |
| 16.6.10 14:41 | | Ah, , you know my one weakness - I will eat ANYTHING you create if you make a "bacon ranch" version of it |
| 16.6.10 12:11 | | For the love of God, don't engage! Oh...wait....sorry, poor choice of words there. |
| 16.6.10 12:04 | | Clearly, since I religiously drink Diet Dr Pepper, what we REALLY need is a Dr Pepper Pope. I'm volunteering. |
| 16.6.10 00:29 | | Prince & The Revolution - "Kiss" ;-) |
| 16.6.10 00:22 | | Depends...which 12" remix? RT : Is listening to "Things Can Only Get Better" before a murder too much? Probably. |
| 15.6.10 19:51 | | Man, when the cast of "Grown Ups" gets together and just starts riffin' - that is something special. |
| 15.6.10 19:46 | | TONIGHT'S OFFICIALS: M. McCutchen, J. DeRosa, K. Mauer (thanks / nba.com) (Sorry to bother you , I got it) |
| 15.6.10 19:38 | | Easiest call to make tonight: tonight's officials will do everything in their power to ensure a Game 7 in these NBA Finals |
| 15.6.10 19:33 | | Ah, good catch RT : He's carefully using "BP" tonight instead of his previous "british petroleum" |
| 15.6.10 19:22 | | Wow, and to think I was worried President Obama might let this crisis go to waste! Electric cars, here we come! |
| 15.6.10 14:13 | | You mean, in English? |
| 15.6.10 10:50 | | I want you to know, I was HILARIOUS last night - so if you missed any recent tweets, better click on my username (I think THAT still works) |
| 14.6.10 21:48 | | Oh, oh, Sheamus - his trunks say LAOCH, an ancient Gaelic word meaning "Giving Jerry Lawler great feeling using a lead pipe" |
| 14.6.10 21:47 | | RT : Hometown thank you and we love you - The Time |
| 14.6.10 21:47 | | If you're still interested, my writeup of The Time at Epic in Minneapolis is right HERE: http://CRZ.us/438283 |
| 14.6.10 21:46 | | RT : Great finish in IC Title match in 1981 - Simple, effective and see how the people reacted. No swerves. |
| 14.6.10 20:30 |
 | When worlds collide - oh dear. RT : Seriously the dude from Real World!! Lol http://tweetphoto.com/27288478 |
| 14.6.10 20:15 |
| Well, they DID decide to totally invalidate the entire first season in (checks watch) just under 15 minutes. KUDOS |
| 14.6.10 19:10 | | OK, that list of was pretty damn funny. "Phillip Brooks!" |
| 14.6.10 14:59 | | Why didn't I think of ? This is why I am only torturing 152 followers instead of gazillions! |
| 14.6.10 14:06 | | Today I made my workplace a little bit better by switching the broadcast on the TV from ESPN to Univision |
