| 23.6.10 20:31 |  | Dear couple behind me at Rainbow: sorry I stole your cucumber. I thought it was mine, but when I got home I had an extra. IOU 79?. ?,CRZ |
| 23.6.10 16:51 |
 | I didn't do it, I promise RT : CRZ graf at a bar in Philadelphia. http://twitpic.com/1zaiir |
| 23.6.10 13:05 | | RT : "Tennis's equivalent of Waiting For Godot" RT This live blog of Isner-Mahut is hysterical: http://bit.ly/9dp4ww |
| 23.6.10 11:42 |
 | Qik edited out today's flavor, so if you didn't click on the video to find out, I'll tell you now it was CHERRY POMEGRANATE |
| 23.6.10 10:04 | 
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: |
| 22.6.10 22:03 |
 | World Wrestling Entertainment: screwing over the Pacific time zone and parts of Alaska and Hawaii since 1993 |
| 22.6.10 22:01 |
| Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the HEAT MACHINE! |
| 22.6.10 21:58 |
| . Actually, Ashley Valence and ring announcer Jamie Keyes are two different people. But you can hate them as one. |
| 22.6.10 21:05 |
| Sorry, Ashley Valence - if that is your REAL name - but I already hate you. |
| 22.6.10 14:50 |
 | RT : ESPN reports will trade No. 16 to Grizz for Nos. 25 and 28. Does that make sense to own 23, 25, 28, unless ... |
| 22.6.10 13:27 | | It'll have to include "Forrest Gump" - that man drank a lot of Dr Pepper in it |
| 22.6.10 13:15 | | Somebody say Kool-AID RT : If You Think I'm Cool, You're right... |
| 22.6.10 13:05 | | Ahahahaha now you know where I got all that HORSE. POWER. :) [I'm still feeling that "SWOON!"] |
| 22.6.10 12:46 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY AÇAà |
| 21.6.10 23:35 | | Truer words were never (unintentionally) tweeted RT : Much better pre-gimmick change: ...#rspw |
| 21.6.10 22:08 | | RT : Retweet this & will donate $10 to 's Gulf Telethon up to $100K. More at http://bit.ly/howtodonate. |
| 21.6.10 21:35 | | ...which we didn't actually have, by the way. But please, don't feel like you're not free to check! |
| 21.6.10 21:32 |
 | Like to thank 868 lonely people over 24 hrs who ended up because they NEEDED a screencap of... shadow on 's inner thigh |
| 21.6.10 17:13 | | RT : T-Wolves turn down Pacers offer of the 10th pick for PG Jonny Flynn. |
| 21.6.10 16:32 | | Hey! Kim and I were THERE! VIPs, even. But I didn't see you. OR...we walked right by you and didn't know it was you. :) |
| 21.6.10 12:31 | | Sunburned. |
| 21.6.10 10:57 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEAR |
| 19.6.10 23:56 | | I thought that was a Blue HAWAIIAN RT : Blue HeavenIngredients:1 oz Rum1 oz Blue Caracao1 oz Coconut Creme2 oz Pineapple Juice |
| 19.6.10 22:33 | | Bruce Buffer is kind of a loser. |
| 19.6.10 18:31 |
| FORTUNE OF THE DAY http://twitpic.com/1y9fut |
| 18.6.10 22:26 | | RT : FIFA may red-card ref that jobbed USA. Could be out of Cup. As much an admission we'll get FIFA thinks he screwed up: http ... |
| 18.6.10 19:51 | | Hey! My first 985 tweets came back! Thanks, ! |
| 18.6.10 17:30 | | I just became the mayor of Spire Credit Union on ! http://4sq.com/cwzrAy |
| 18.6.10 17:21 | | I just ousted as the mayor of SuperAmerica - Prospect Park on ! http://4sq.com/aUI9Xh |
| 18.6.10 16:48 |
 | Assuming my maths is correct, here's Group C distilled down to a wordless chart: http://CRZ.us/438573 CC:@geekosystem |
| 18.6.10 14:02 | | RT : Great pic..it says it all! RT Count the Americans being fouled before the disallowed goal ball is struck http ... |
| 18.6.10 13:29 | | I AM NOT A HONDA - I AM A FREE MAN |
| 18.6.10 12:27 | | I'm not a Windows guy, so maybe this is normal. Should it TAKE over an hour to update iTunes on this PC? |
| 18.6.10 12:10 | | That IS nice RT : Very cool!! RT : At a flea market in Arkansas and found this beauty. http://yfrog.com/9h2kslj |
| 18.6.10 11:50 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY POMEGRANATE |
| 18.6.10 10:51 | | The invasion of Mali commences at dawn 2 - 2 - Let's go |
| 18.6.10 10:39 | | GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 2-2 |
| 18.6.10 10:27 | | ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| 18.6.10 10:26 | | About time - after some of these no-calls, I was thinking we were going to have to make Mali our 51st state |
| 18.6.10 10:09 | | Hey NOW we're talkin' 1-2 |
| 18.6.10 09:46 | | I got up early for THIS?! 0-2 |
| 17.6.10 13:06 | | RT : Scoop: Sixers agree to trade Dalembert to Kings for Nocioni and Hawes. Link coming shortly ... |
| 17.6.10 12:59 | | I'm already following you on Twitter. Why on earth would I subscribe to your daily email? I consider that regressive behaviour. |
| 17.6.10 12:58 | | BROOKLYN GETS ME RT : I GET CRZ |
| 17.6.10 12:11 |
| If everything - EVERYTHING you're tweeting ends up retweeted , should I unfollow you if I'm following there? |
| 17.6.10 10:59 | | Bah - let them eat White Castle RT : New plan to stop rowdy party-goers downtown: Feed them http://bring.mn/3Kg |
| 17.6.10 10:50 |
| I actually bought some yogurt! But then I forgot to take one out of the refrigerator and bring it to work this morning... |
| 17.6.10 01:57 | | Because the Internet needed it: http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/ |
| 16.6.10 23:34 |
 | I was wrong! I am happy! |
| 16.6.10 23:34 |
| I predict 29-28 Lawler, too. I'm not HAPPY about it, but I totally see it. |
