| 1.7.10 16:34 |  | Ladies and gentlemen, THIS....is my 2000th tweet. WHO FARTED |
| 1.7.10 16:25 | | Now playing: ? "See You in July" - Paul Hardcastle ? How apropos! |
| 1.7.10 15:59 | | OMG is following me! Cool! (Why is Colin Braun following me?) |
| 1.7.10 15:08 | | RT : I'm sorry, I know it's mean, but seeing this will never not make me laugh: http://bit.ly/cqK8SF |
| 1.7.10 14:49 |
 | Oh no! will steal him from RT : Wild pass enforcer Derek Boogaard to New York Rangers http://bring.mn/3ZK |
| 1.7.10 11:22 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 29.6.10 19:00 | | Hey wait byline! RT Hmm, I hate it. I fucking hate it. You don't mess with perfection. RT New Wonder... |
| 29.6.10 13:20 | | Something for ? Dennis Ferrer "Hey Hey (Riva Starr Paradise Garage Mix)" ? :) |
| 29.6.10 12:20 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOYSENBERRY |
| 28.6.10 21:30 | | It ain't Slamboree '94, that's for sure RT : They used to have crowds that would have given it some heat too. This is Philly???? |
| 28.6.10 21:15 |
 | Didn't WWE used to have security folk to take care of situations like this? |
| 28.6.10 20:47 |
| No love for Coach RT : Great to hear the voices of and on WWE TV tonight. |
| 28.6.10 20:15 |
| Hey, you know that angle you wanted to see? We're not going to advance it tonight. See you next week ON MONDAY NIGHT |
| 28.6.10 20:14 |
| Man, that GM rips a whole lotta CDs into iTunes! |
| 28.6.10 18:03 | | I feel confident enough in my masculinity to answer this: ????? RT : Always reading, but ? |
| 28.6.10 15:07 | | I just tweeted , let's see what happens. |
| 28.6.10 14:38 | | Besides, reporters "telling us they're not home" every time they tweet the assignment they're on - be platform agnostic! |
| 28.6.10 14:33 | | Foursquare means more fun stalking folks at bars and restaurants than stalking them at home, potentially less creepy |
| 28.6.10 11:58 |
 | "Bachelor Party" soundtrack->"Prepare to Energize," single by Torch Song (William Orbit's 1st project)->foundation of The Orb's Kiss EP |
| 28.6.10 11:45 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEAR |
| 28.6.10 00:20 | | On this day 25 years ago, "St. Elmo's Fire" premiered. You're old. |
| 27.6.10 23:01 | | Listen, all I'm saying is they didn't announce it on the show - probably to prevent a riot - that's all I'm saying |
| 27.6.10 22:57 | | Ah, so that woman I'd never heard of before tonight & who has no albums out won Best New Artist. Take that, Justin Bieber! |
| 27.6.10 22:30 | | More Swagga = done. Maybe tomorrow I'll learn who won the actual Awards :) |
| 27.6.10 22:22 | | FUNNY! RT : BET sets a new record for White artists in attendance at the BET Awards with Tommy Lee, Travis Barker, Eminem, & Drake |
| 27.6.10 22:07 | | Heh - the BET Awards running too long and stepping on is an increasing matter of concern here on Twitter |
| 27.6.10 22:06 | | RT : Uhm. . . . wtf. I watched the whole BET awards for them not to announce the best new artist. what is thisssss. |
| 27.6.10 22:05 | | Hey so did Justin Bieber win Best New Artist or not? |
| 27.6.10 21:57 | | Ahahaha - of course the Diva does her own echo! (I hope we get Chaka Khan after this?) |
| 27.6.10 21:53 | | Yes, I would also have liked to have been Esperanza Spalding's bass |
| 27.6.10 21:37 | | Tremendous - first I thought it was, but it wasn't, then he did it anyway - (this'll make no sense @ Library of Congress later) |
| 27.6.10 21:35 | | RT : Still on the floor. |
| 27.6.10 21:31 | | Premature reporting in effect RT : Prince receives BET lifetime achievement award http://bring.mn/3VM |
| 27.6.10 21:30 | | RT : Breaking News: Sales of "S-Curl" have jumped 2000% since El Debarge's performance on the . |
| 27.6.10 21:29 | | Wait, are they gonna do ANOTHER Haiti thing, or did MC Lyte just forget to turn a VO page? |
| 27.6.10 21:26 | | RT : This is how they trap us..cause everyone is waiting for PRINCE..His purpleness!! |
| 27.6.10 21:23 | | RT : Didn't they just have DRAWS in they hand..... And now Gospal... Only |
| 27.6.10 21:18 | | RT : WELL JUST LIKE YOU NIGGLETS CANT KEEP YA PANTIES ON EVEN IN PUBLIC PLACES |
| 27.6.10 21:10 | | And, you know....the Prince thing yet to come is probably going to trump all - getting excited! But for now...Todd Bridges |
| 27.6.10 21:09 | | Gimmick retweet from Feb: http://crz.tumblr.com/post/395044472/el-debarge-photographed-by-sheila-e |
| 27.6.10 21:08 | | Is it a sign that I'm old that El DeBarge's performance was a highlight of my night? Or is music not what it used to be? (Both?) |
| 27.6.10 21:04 | | RT : Cut to Commercial on his ass lol |
| 27.6.10 21:04 | | RT : This is so random, but its so much better than some of the garbage music out today. Go El DeBarge! |
| 27.6.10 21:01 | | OH MY GOD IS THAT EL |
| 27.6.10 20:56 | | RT : Lebron winnin BET awards & Kobe winnin Championships lol |
| 27.6.10 20:43 | | I think Chris Brown broke Twitter. |
| 27.6.10 20:40 | | "Music Matters - but only for about 30 seconds - then we got BILLS to pay!" - |
| 27.6.10 20:37 | | No offense to Mr. Chris Brown, but I'd rather hear the crowd sing it anyway |
| 27.6.10 20:32 | | Whoo-whee, Jermaine's rocking that throwback fade |
| 27.6.10 20:24 | | Wow, can't spell tonight - RT Those of you with epilepsy may need to turn away from this peformance |
