| 9.8.10 21:23 | 
 | So that 7-Eleven only sells Barq's in every slot....yet the dude's Rey Mysterio Slurpee is RED. What's up with that? |
| 9.8.10 18:49 | | Hooray! It's down to 90 (heat index 96)! |
| 9.8.10 16:52 |
 | Yep, they switched again. http://whichcarisdavidgillilandinthisweek.info/ http://whichcaristraviskvapilinthisweek.info/ |
| 9.8.10 12:54 | | Interesting...one of the two bills I accidentally mailed without a stamp was delivered and they deposited the check (larger one of course) |
| 9.8.10 12:47 | | Technically, an unredeemed scratcher is not proof. |
| 9.8.10 12:19 | | It's already hot enough; please spare me your hot air about the environment and how air conditioning is evil. Also, move to Texas. |
| 9.8.10 11:18 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACHES 'N CREAM (thick & creamy) |
| 8.8.10 14:03 | | Oh, Smoke. How COULD you? |
| 8.8.10 14:00 | | Does AB REALLY believe anyone watching this telecast is "new to NASCAR" and needs the Chase explained to them? |
| 8.8.10 13:05 | | As said, TNA attempted to recreate ECW, but unfortunately they've only managed to recreate ECW December to Dismember |
| 8.8.10 12:51 | | Watching McDonald's ad for ... frapp?s. Do they still serve hamburgers there? |
| 8.8.10 12:40 | | RT : Kanye West's Twitter feed is like what would happen if ran 's Twitter feed. |
| 7.8.10 12:48 |
 | I'm now a VIP. http://vip.grooveshark.com |
| 6.8.10 17:03 | | You don't say RT : 2w |
| 6.8.10 16:36 |
 | Anthony Tolliver knows how to make a Timberwolves fan a Tolliver fan - THE DECISION PART DEUX: http://youtu.be/fvL5KRoXC00 |
| 6.8.10 15:16 |
 | Wanna see captions even less funny than any "Captionomics" contest ? See 's Facebook contest at http://bit.ly/bQqtRx |
| 6.8.10 12:28 | | Oh man, I got followed by a CELEBRITY today! Hello ! |
| 6.8.10 11:49 | | (Sorry for obvious insensitivity to dudes having a soy allergy...and regularly eat soba ramen - now that's a demographic you don't wanna PO) |
| 6.8.10 11:46 | | Instead of pulling that undeclared-soy-protein-included soba off the shelves, just give it to me. Last I checked, soy protein was DELICIOUS |
| 6.8.10 11:44 | | OH NO! NOT SOY PRO-- wait, really? RT : RECALL: KOYO Soba Ramen -- contains undeclared soy protein. More at http://s.coop/260 |
| 6.8.10 11:00 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY HARVEST (thick & creamy) |
| 5.8.10 21:41 | | Ah - THERE'S the TNA I remember never watching! |
| 5.8.10 21:29 | | Ric Flair may still be the best promo ever, but I still think JBL has better delivery on "A WRESTLING GOD" |
| 5.8.10 21:25 | | While watching Orlando Jordan on iMPACT!, I really wish I was thinking anything but "THIS is why Chris Kanyon killed himself?" |
| 5.8.10 21:03 | | If the cantina taco doesn't come in de lengua, I ain't interested |
| 5.8.10 20:56 | | This may be the 1st TNA iMPACT! I've watched start to finish in...like, years. Why haven't they halted this match to close up bleeding guy? |
| 5.8.10 20:54 | | Latest follower registered for Twitter JUST to follow me - I'm his sole follow. Alas, he's Chilean and thinks I'm "Coraz?n Rebelde" |
| 5.8.10 13:10 | | (My unfollowers were a Chilean who mistakenly thought I was CRZ La Banda and a multi-level marketer punishing me for not following him back) |
| 5.8.10 13:08 | | I hereby promise in the future to tweet less about Warren G. Harding and tweet more about Warren G |
| 5.8.10 13:00 | | I lost two followers after my observation about Warren G. Harding. (Or maybe they were spammers...who can say for sure) |
| 5.8.10 10:57 | | Guys, it's only been 31,780 days since Warren G. Harding left office. (Well, technically he died...but I'm not a MONSTER) |
| 5.8.10 09:23 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 5.8.10 01:42 | | Who to unfollow: |
| 4.8.10 23:32 | | Actually, I thought I followed already, but I don't. (I also thought he followed me, but he doesn't! We're so passive aggressive!) |
| 4.8.10 23:31 | | Twitter says I should follow Aaron Zimmerman. Does Twitter know how often actually TWEETS?! |
| 4.8.10 23:10 | | Don't I follow enough people already? (Don't most people follow enough people already?) |
| 4.8.10 23:08 | | I bet I'M never "Who to follow" (but would love to be wrong!) |
| 4.8.10 23:08 | | Oh no, Twitter's changing again. Boo! |
| 4.8.10 16:46 | | RT : What's more impactful: Discontinuing Gluek beer or ending Google Wave? I think the answer is obvious. |
| 4.8.10 15:49 | | Call me "biased," but requesting columns from their readers feels a bit like Roadkill Cafe asking folks to bring in their own meat |
| 4.8.10 12:29 | | Since they'll give any idiot a TV show, where do I need to get in line to pick up mine? |
| 4.8.10 10:55 | | Didn't we get a "reality show" glimpse with ABC show last year? As I recall, didn't do so well (but DID make me a Sauter fan) |
| 4.8.10 10:47 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: HARVEST PEACH |
| 4.8.10 10:46 | | Wow...worried you were talking about "Bonkers!" (which you are too young to remember) IT only ran 1 season http://bit.ly/dtxYix |
| 3.8.10 23:35 | | Well you know...having sat through ten episodes of Wrestlicious - not so much now. |
| 3.8.10 18:58 | | Carefully planning my drive home to avoid my block's "National Night Out" - and any other ones along the way |
| 3.8.10 13:35 | | Dear "Brett Farve" Twitter Trenders: Stop me if you've heard this before.... F-A-V-R-E |
| 3.8.10 11:56 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY PATCH |
| 2.8.10 20:55 | | Thanks for the follow - and the long memory! |
| 2.8.10 20:54 |
| Sheamus' trunks say LAOCH - an ancient Gaelic word meaning "squash" |
