| 15.8.10 23:41 |  | Time spent today talking to mother-in-law: 36 minutes - time spent talking to mother: 48 minutes - today, I'm an OK son |
| 15.8.10 20:15 | | http://whichcaristraviskvapilinthisweek.info/ currently says 34 :) |
| 15.8.10 19:25 | | So many names! Can't I just remain a ? |
| 15.8.10 18:15 | | I am more outraged that "60 Minutes" is getting pushed back even further than that this golf dude is getting screwed |
| 15.8.10 17:41 | | Intriguing RT : we actually use preseason games for our rehearsals. But I know it would be good (at least for the 1st quarter.) |
| 15.8.10 17:38 | | Any chance I could change the username of my account from 2003 to the account I just registered because it was available? |
| 15.8.10 00:22 |
 | http://twitpic.com/2ew7c0 - Can't believe you didn't opt for "(and Melina too)" for the capiton |
| 14.8.10 21:49 | | OMG HD IS BACK FINALLY (6:50 remaining...but we DID get that touchdown in HD, so sweet) |
| 14.8.10 21:22 | | Still watching preseason game - now broadcasting SD in proper aspect ratio - better, but still no HD in second half |
| 14.8.10 20:54 | | Any technical issues forcing the Vikings game into "fake HD?" (Are you still watching? I know it's only preseason) |
| 14.8.10 20:51 | | Hey What the heck happened to the HD? |
| 14.8.10 20:30 | | Seems like every time they mention that Sam Bradford is the pick in the draft, he gets sacked |
| 14.8.10 19:38 | | I'm not sure how following someone who hasn't tweeted for 18 months is good for me OR - so... maybe stop recommending them |
| 14.8.10 19:19 | | Looks like - sorry, the "Vikings Entertainment Network" - didn't QUITE scrub all the nbcsports.com mentions off the gfx package |
| 14.8.10 18:40 | | What we need is NFL Red Zone: Preseason - , get on that |
| 13.8.10 15:08 | | Of course, those mayorships I lost were of a credit union and a convenience store - because obv I have a very active social life |
| 13.8.10 15:06 | | Tarnation! I've lost two mayorships today - hi & - now I DO believe Friday the 13th is unlucky |
| 13.8.10 12:37 | | Not sure it's mathematically possible for Terry Cook to steal Raybestos Rookie of the Year from Kevin Conway if he got a ride |
| 13.8.10 12:25 | | And where IS on this breaking news? |
| 13.8.10 12:24 | | What's funnier, the slide whistle sound effect or the Debbie Downer-style trombone "wah wah" sound effect? |
| 13.8.10 12:12 | | (considers purchasing domain name for Tony Raines...declines to spend any more money on this project) |
| 13.8.10 12:12 | | SHOCKING KEVIN CONWAY NEWS AT http://whichcariskevinconwayinthisweek.info/ |
| 13.8.10 11:32 |
 | Left the yogurt of the day in the refrigerator at home :( |
| 13.8.10 11:32 | | Provisional follower may be the funniest follower I have and I have NO IDEA where he got the idea to follow me |
| 12.8.10 12:46 | | O apple fritter / highlight of ev'ry Thursday / when I can score you |
| 12.8.10 11:56 | | Are you publicly tweeting your direct messages again? |
| 12.8.10 09:24 | 
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEAR |
| 12.8.10 00:23 | | Don't make me go viral |
| 11.8.10 17:05 | | And how can we be so sure you are who you say YOU are, hmmm? I don't see no "Verified" badge next to YOUR account! |
| 11.8.10 14:35 | | Watching <redacted> tweet is like an avoidable car crash, but their bizarre, unearned self-confidence keeps them behind that tweet wheel |
| 11.8.10 14:34 | | Twitter highlight: Watching someone unfunny tweet an unfunny "riff," then pound home their unfunniness with add'l, equally unfunny followups |
| 11.8.10 11:34 | | The RAIN gauge, yes. |
| 11.8.10 11:31 | | I emptied 5" (!) out of the gauge this morning. I have to think I missed a day and that can't ALL be from yesterday...can it? 55414 |
| 11.8.10 11:07 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: LEMON MERINGUE (thick & creamy) |
| 10.8.10 18:04 | | My "experience" is hard to quantify - or put on a resume - or earn a decent wage from ;-) |
| 10.8.10 17:43 | | "HPOA" is less pronouncable |
| 10.8.10 17:08 | | . You say you want candidates to have 5 years of news experience - I have 0 but I HAVE been on the Internet for 15 - should I apply? |
| 10.8.10 16:37 | | I can take the heat, but idiots...that's another story |
| 10.8.10 16:21 | | Current temp: 87 Current heat index: 99 Current location: absolutely indoors |
| 10.8.10 13:30 | | I wonder if this conference call on hold music is available on a CD - I'd hate to think a day may come when it's out of my life |
| 10.8.10 13:13 | | Two wrongs... RT : If you're already ironically watching "Twilight", aren't you obligated to ironically watch "Vampires Suck"? |
| 10.8.10 12:32 | | Anyone who uses "Vampires Suck" and "funny" in the same tweet probably deserves to be unfollowed by me....but I won't |
| 10.8.10 11:08 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: STRAWBERRIES 'N BANANAS |
| 9.8.10 22:01 |
 | Ah. Yes. JinxyouowemeaSlurpee |
| 9.8.10 21:56 |
 | Upon further review, the Rey Mysterio at that only selling Barq's isn't red...it just has a red lid. |
| 9.8.10 21:45 |
| Y'know, the ARCO Arena isn't all that big - there's only a finite number of hallways and I think we've seen ALL of them on tonight's |
| 9.8.10 21:41 | | You were wise not to hang around for Tamina. But quick, don't miss this 1991 SummerSlam highlight!! |
| 9.8.10 21:40 | | Of course, in 1994 "SummerSlam Spectacular" meant "two hours of better than squash level WWF wrestling:" http://bit.ly/ayvLce (CRZ.net) |
| 9.8.10 21:36 |
| Thank you for perhaps the least attractive swimsuits in the history of professional wrestling--err, sports entertainment |
| 9.8.10 21:28 | | RT : Amazing! "Captured: America in Color from 1939-1943" http://extras.denverpost.com/archive/captured.asp |
