| 26.8.10 12:59 |  
  | When you Google "whatever happened to CRZ" and end up , shouldn't you just go all the way, register and private message me? | 
| 26.8.10 12:16 |  
  | "Only in Minnesota" RT : Seen at : seed art of Target dog with mean teeth. Dog tag says "Emmer" http://post.ly/tuA7 | 
| 26.8.10 12:07 |  | Also: on a stick! | 
| 26.8.10 12:02 |  | All right  ...show me what you got | 
| 26.8.10 12:01 |  | I would give ANYTHING (except my current gainful employment) to be at the Minnesota State Fair right now. | 
| 26.8.10 11:00 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY AÇAà | 
| 25.8.10 21:20 |  | Search Amazon MP3 - 28 results, 89 to 99 cents each | 
| 25.8.10 14:49 |  | I'm so sick of just about everybody. | 
| 24.8.10 15:14 |  
  | SCORE   http://twitpic.com/2hu6qj | 
| 23.8.10 17:53 |  | Interestingly,  did NOT inform the Twitterverse that I became mayor of a cemetery today.  (So why am I telling you now?) | 
| 23.8.10 14:57 |  
  | FORTUNE OF THE DAY  http://twitpic.com/2hjymq | 
| 21.8.10 23:09 |  | Is this the point when everyone starts retweeting smiley faces? | 
| 21.8.10 22:38 |  
  | I expect the fix is in amongst the judges...but for which man? | 
| 21.8.10 22:36 |  
  | MAN this fight's been kinda boring | 
| 21.8.10 22:35 |  | ...which leads me to wonder if that Tony Stewart/Tony Raines "dream feud" all  fans have been waiting for kicked off tonight | 
| 21.8.10 22:28 |  | I think  has confused you with Tony Raines (who DID rear end Stewart) | 
| 21.8.10 21:24 |  
  | If only Lashley had hit the Dominator, he would have won | 
| 21.8.10 20:18 |  | All right, since you asked twice (& deleted once) - I followed you for Foursquare on Android news.  Hardly ever unfollow anybody | 
| 21.8.10 19:47 |  
  | Y'know....I'm starting to think Gilliland isn't gonna make it back onto the lead lap tonight. | 
| 21.8.10 19:46 |  | Who am I? I am CRZ! Why am I seeing your tweet? Because you tweeted it! (Duh?) Thanks for taking an ultra-brief interest in me! | 
| 21.8.10 19:10 |  | Huh huh - Kevin Conway: too fast entering - huh huh | 
| 21.8.10 18:34 |  | Man I am EXCITED for this   race!  (I hope it doesn't suck!) | 
| 21.8.10 12:00 |  | Looks like  and  bit the dust.  I hold  and  responsible. | 
| 21.8.10 11:54 |  | Hmmm, I wonder which two people I was following either blocked me or now cease to exist... | 
| 20.8.10 15:25 |  
  | You know I kid because I love http://whichcarisdavidgillilandinthisweek.info/ | 
| 20.8.10 15:15 |  | Thanks for the follow, Schippewreck! | 
| 20.8.10 15:04 |  | RT : Is ' slowed-down, Major-approved  remix a hushed victory for  / sampling? http://bit ... | 
| 19.8.10 16:25 |  | ...thinking of opening a funnel cake stand outside the Weight Watchers meeting.  Offensive, sure, but I have THE RIGHT to do it! | 
| 19.8.10 15:46 |  
  | Scrub off the 37s RT : The  hauler gets a good scrubbin' for tonight's parade in Bristol. http://twitpic.com/2g9hgl | 
| 17.8.10 17:32 |  | RT : Helicopters acting like they are following O.J.. Where is the bronco | 
| 17.8.10 16:51 |  | YOU'RE MISSPELLING IT WRONG | 
| 16.8.10 13:27 |  
  | RT : Penguins Chasing a Butterfly [Video] http://bit.ly/ari9P6 | 
| 16.8.10 11:00 |  | Have I ever told you how great the slap bass is on our conference call line's on hold music? | 
| 15.8.10 23:41 |  | Time spent today talking to mother-in-law: 36 minutes - time spent talking to mother: 48 minutes - today, I'm an OK son | 
| 15.8.10 20:15 |  | http://whichcaristraviskvapilinthisweek.info/ currently says 34 :) | 
| 15.8.10 19:25 |  | So many names!  Can't I just remain a ? | 
| 15.8.10 18:15 |  | I am more outraged that "60 Minutes" is getting pushed back even further than that this golf dude is getting screwed | 
| 15.8.10 17:41 |  | Intriguing RT : we actually use preseason games for our rehearsals. But I know it would be good (at least for the 1st quarter.) | 
| 15.8.10 17:38 |  | Any chance I could change the username of my account from 2003 to the account I just registered because it was available? | 
| 15.8.10 00:22 |  
  | http://twitpic.com/2ew7c0 - Can't believe you didn't opt for "(and Melina too)" for the capiton | 
| 14.8.10 21:49 |  | OMG  HD IS BACK FINALLY (6:50 remaining...but we DID get that touchdown in HD, so sweet) | 
| 14.8.10 21:22 |  | Still watching  preseason game -  now broadcasting SD in proper aspect ratio - better, but still no HD in second half | 
| 14.8.10 20:54 |  | Any technical issues forcing the Vikings game into "fake HD?"  (Are you still watching? I know it's only preseason) | 
| 14.8.10 20:51 |  | Hey  What the heck happened to the HD? | 
| 14.8.10 20:30 |  | Seems like every time they mention that Sam Bradford is the  pick in the draft, he gets sacked | 
| 14.8.10 19:38 |  | I'm not sure how following someone who hasn't tweeted for 18 months is good for me OR  - so... maybe stop recommending them | 
| 14.8.10 19:19 |  | Looks like  - sorry, the "Vikings Entertainment Network" - didn't QUITE scrub all the nbcsports.com mentions off the gfx package | 
| 14.8.10 18:40 |  | What we need is NFL Red Zone: Preseason - , get on that | 
| 13.8.10 15:08 |  | Of course, those  mayorships I lost were of a credit union and a convenience store - because obv I have a very active social life | 
| 13.8.10 15:06 |  | Tarnation! I've lost two  mayorships today - hi  &  - now I DO believe Friday the 13th is unlucky |