| 1.10.10 21:03 |  | Yeah, my wife's not home. What gave it away? |
| 1.10.10 21:02 |
 | What a choice! rerun or football? |
| 1.10.10 17:32 | | Wow I scored your 500th tweet - let's hear it for MEEEE |
| 1.10.10 17:19 | | Dear : I understand you need somebody to read tweets on the air for a couple of hours on weekdays. How can I apply for the job? |
| 1.10.10 15:08 | | Negative. But you know, I should equivocate and waffle because nothing would surprise me at this point. |
| 1.10.10 15:07 |
 | RT : Newspaper Writes Long, Thoughtful Obituary for Crab Shack Dishwasher After Hateful Internet Comment http://www.geekosystem.com/dishwasher-obituary/ |
| 1.10.10 14:05 | | Guys only ONE HOUR LEFT TO PLUG MY AUCTION http://bit.ly/avvNWR Like you, I'm on pins and needles to learn who I'm going to follow! |
| 1.10.10 14:03 | | According to extensive research by , this is NATIONAL APPLEJACK MONTH - sounds like this'll be a fun month (followed by regret) |
| 30.9.10 18:33 |
| Perfect - let that B last thing I C before I go home: RT : Wil Wheaton Reacts to Los Angeles Double Rainbow http://www.geekosystem.com/wil-wheaton-reacts-to-los-angeles-double-rainbow/ |
| 30.9.10 18:28 | | People still read that 11 year old WCW recaps? ;-) (Thanks JMann!) |
| 30.9.10 18:27 | | You read right, fans - my follow is up to a perplexing *$5.50*! http://bit.ly/avvNWR LAST DAY! (We all know how bids pile up at the end!) |
| 30.9.10 18:25 | | Hey , sorry I missed you for 2 days - I'm certain the only reason I got bids this time is a "TwitChange" in the title |
| 30.9.10 18:25 | | RT : Your auction is at $5.50 with 2 days left, what did you do different this time? |
| 30.9.10 18:23 | | Now THERE is one beautiful creature. Also, : http://plixi.com/p/48015495 |
| 30.9.10 18:17 | | RT : A definitive version of 4'33 on youtube (w/ audio disabled due to copyright infringement claim by WMG) http://bit.ly/9m8ueO - ... |
| 30.9.10 18:17 |
 | RT : A facebook campaign to make 4'33 the number 1 song this christmas in the uk: http://bit.ly/d9mMcb + http://bit.ly/cUly66 |
| 30.9.10 17:45 | | RT : Red pandas red pandas red pandas! RT : you need more baby red pandas in your life: http://bit.ly/an4GHQ |
| 29.9.10 02:24 | | GOOD DAY BEIJING |
| 28.9.10 23:15 |
 | Wow, I think Bobby Heenan has gotten more mentions on tonight's than he has in YEARS of television |
| 28.9.10 19:32 | | "This probably would have gone better if I had been a hot chick." "I'll bet you say that a lot." |
| 28.9.10 16:03 | | YOU DID NOT ASK! My "get followed by a real life non-celebrity" auction is up to an astonishing *$3.25* http://bit.ly/avvNWR |
| 28.9.10 13:37 | | Oh man that brings back some great Bay Area memories - I love no "two men enjoying each other" like Gary and Tony |
| 28.9.10 12:52 | | A sure sign that summer is over: the "tasty licks" on hold music package has been replaced with classical music - I am sad |
| 28.9.10 12:11 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOSTON CREAM PIE |
| 28.9.10 02:29 |
 | RT : http://the-w.com/t/41837 Cubs and conspire to set new all-time visitor record for The W |
| 28.9.10 01:00 | | Oh. OHHHHHHHHH. Thanks ! I (sometimes) figure out your cryptic comments eventually. |
| 27.9.10 22:28 | | I blame YOU |
| 27.9.10 16:57 | | ? It's like gold dust/You hear me coming through your speakers/You see me mashing up your airwaves/I know you can't get enough of my sound ? |
| 27.9.10 12:59 | | After seeing everybody go apeshit @ Katy Perry's cleavage in the "Bronx Beat" SNL skit, I now grudgingly understand Sesame Street's position |
| 27.9.10 11:49 | | My Twitter Rank is "I didn't click on the link" - what's yours? |
| 27.9.10 11:43 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACK FOREST CAKE |
| 26.9.10 22:20 | | "Hate" is such a strong word, but...I hate that Burger King flute dude |
| 26.9.10 00:47 | | Image BAM indeed |
| 25.9.10 21:11 | | Digitizing CDs I haven't seen for over 6 years (boxed up back in CA...opened box Friday) - highlight: http://bit.ly/dk1ZYe |
| 25.9.10 21:05 | | What's that? You want me to promise to what? ...not "Catfish" you? Well....okay. |
| 25.9.10 01:24 | | Yes, and it is what I love. |
| 24.9.10 23:34 |
| Don't forget! starts just after 0200 EDT/2300 PDT - LIVE - because LOVES YOU |
| 24.9.10 23:21 |
 | Have you tried Grooveshark? listen.grooveshark.com |
| 24.9.10 16:32 |
| RT : Craig Minervini is the UFL's lead announcer but to a generation of WWE fans he'll always be Craig DeGeorge: http://tinyurl.com/25djor7 |
| 24.9.10 16:06 |
 | RT : New F Michael Beasley when asked how good Miami will be: "I don't know. I haven't got back from the future ... |
| 24.9.10 15:18 | | Yep, NOBODY bid on my "get followed by a non-celebrity" auction. But fear not, I have SLASHED THE PRICE and RELISTED! http://bit.ly/avvNWR |
| 24.9.10 13:15 | | I'm not worried about not having any bids yet. I know how eBay works; they'll all pile on in the last thirty seconds. http://bit.ly/cFh20C |
| 24.9.10 13:14 | | Semi-defeating auction's purpose (http://bit.ly/cFh20C) + thanks 2 |
| 24.9.10 12:48 | | I have the ! I mostly like it - I do miss seeing which apps were used for which tweets, though |
| 23.9.10 16:16 |
| Not sure if my Twitter feed is so full today due to Facebook being down, or in overdrive due to rain all day (both!) |
| 23.9.10 16:14 |
| Is everyone outside because Facebook is down? |
| 23.9.10 14:26 | | How's your UFL fantasy league going? RT : Gather round, children, and I'll spin you a yarn of the time I won my XFL fantasy league... |
| 23.9.10 14:17 | | Sure, put Katy Perry's cleavage on ...but only after restoring the clips of the number baker falling down the stairs |
| 23.9.10 13:46 |
| Or watch NXT, ba-dum-bum RT : dealing with insomnia. Maybe she should try some Soma. Oh wait... |
| 23.9.10 13:07 | | Video Videos on Allrecipes.tv: Allrecipes.com What's Cooking? Mendham, NJ http://bit.ly/d6J1ri (starring + ALLIGATOR CHILI!) |
