| 6.10.10 14:09 |  | RT : Breaking news: Randy Moss Vikings jerseys are flying off the shelves at Goodwill. |
| 6.10.10 00:52 | | Fans, I'm hearing rumours that Cris Carter may return to the ' active roster! No, wait...not hearing - starting |
| 6.10.10 00:46 | | CRZ has learned* that a deal is in the works to return Randy Moss to Minnesota! *learned by reading other people's tweets |
| 5.10.10 21:58 | | All will be forgiven if you start the thread so I don't have to. |
| 5.10.10 21:44 | | Ah, that's why you get results... and I remain firmly in this tiny, tiny niche. Also, thanks for spoiling the show for me! |
| 5.10.10 21:27 | | ...followed by "Holy crap! My windshield is pretty strong!" |
| 5.10.10 21:27 | | Filed under Things I Wished I'd Made The Connection On Just SLIGHTLY Quicker: "Wow, that looks like a golf ball heading for my windshield!" |
| 5.10.10 21:21 |
 | Early highlights of online : 1) AJ wearing Kurt Angle's old cowboy hat 2) my comment pointing it out moderated off the chat |
| 5.10.10 14:42 |
 | Have you seen the new logo yet? |
| 5.10.10 11:06 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 3.10.10 19:34 |
 | Because Justin Shaprio needs more exposure! RT : http://the-w.com/t/41886 WWE's fast decline on PPV |
| 3.10.10 14:55 |
 | Hey thanks Rodgers |
| 3.10.10 14:50 |
| Hey Rodgers! DON'T BLOW THIS! |
| 3.10.10 13:30 |
| Are the even INTERESTED in trying to win without creating all this unnecessary drama along the way? |
| 3.10.10 02:57 | | Always amusing to hear talking about pot recipes - what? |
| 1.10.10 21:07 | | I have decided! on demand it is! |
| 1.10.10 21:03 | | Yeah, my wife's not home. What gave it away? |
| 1.10.10 21:02 |
 | What a choice! rerun or football? |
| 1.10.10 17:32 | | Wow I scored your 500th tweet - let's hear it for MEEEE |
| 1.10.10 17:19 | | Dear : I understand you need somebody to read tweets on the air for a couple of hours on weekdays. How can I apply for the job? |
| 1.10.10 15:08 | | Negative. But you know, I should equivocate and waffle because nothing would surprise me at this point. |
| 1.10.10 15:07 |
 | RT : Newspaper Writes Long, Thoughtful Obituary for Crab Shack Dishwasher After Hateful Internet Comment http://www.geekosystem.com/dishwasher-obituary/ |
| 1.10.10 14:05 | | Guys only ONE HOUR LEFT TO PLUG MY AUCTION http://bit.ly/avvNWR Like you, I'm on pins and needles to learn who I'm going to follow! |
| 1.10.10 14:03 | | According to extensive research by , this is NATIONAL APPLEJACK MONTH - sounds like this'll be a fun month (followed by regret) |
| 30.9.10 18:33 |
| Perfect - let that B last thing I C before I go home: RT : Wil Wheaton Reacts to Los Angeles Double Rainbow http://www.geekosystem.com/wil-wheaton-reacts-to-los-angeles-double-rainbow/ |
| 30.9.10 18:28 | | People still read that 11 year old WCW recaps? ;-) (Thanks JMann!) |
| 30.9.10 18:27 | | You read right, fans - my follow is up to a perplexing *$5.50*! http://bit.ly/avvNWR LAST DAY! (We all know how bids pile up at the end!) |
| 30.9.10 18:25 | | Hey , sorry I missed you for 2 days - I'm certain the only reason I got bids this time is a "TwitChange" in the title |
| 30.9.10 18:25 | | RT : Your auction is at $5.50 with 2 days left, what did you do different this time? |
| 30.9.10 18:23 | | Now THERE is one beautiful creature. Also, : http://plixi.com/p/48015495 |
| 30.9.10 18:17 | | RT : A definitive version of 4'33 on youtube (w/ audio disabled due to copyright infringement claim by WMG) http://bit.ly/9m8ueO - ... |
| 30.9.10 18:17 |
 | RT : A facebook campaign to make 4'33 the number 1 song this christmas in the uk: http://bit.ly/d9mMcb + http://bit.ly/cUly66 |
| 30.9.10 17:45 | | RT : Red pandas red pandas red pandas! RT : you need more baby red pandas in your life: http://bit.ly/an4GHQ |
| 29.9.10 02:24 | | GOOD DAY BEIJING |
| 28.9.10 23:15 |
| Wow, I think Bobby Heenan has gotten more mentions on tonight's than he has in YEARS of television |
| 28.9.10 19:32 | | "This probably would have gone better if I had been a hot chick." "I'll bet you say that a lot." |
| 28.9.10 16:03 | | YOU DID NOT ASK! My "get followed by a real life non-celebrity" auction is up to an astonishing *$3.25* http://bit.ly/avvNWR |
| 28.9.10 13:37 | | Oh man that brings back some great Bay Area memories - I love no "two men enjoying each other" like Gary and Tony |
| 28.9.10 12:52 | | A sure sign that summer is over: the "tasty licks" on hold music package has been replaced with classical music - I am sad |
| 28.9.10 12:11 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOSTON CREAM PIE |
| 28.9.10 02:29 |
| RT : http://the-w.com/t/41837 Cubs and conspire to set new all-time visitor record for The W |
| 28.9.10 01:00 | | Oh. OHHHHHHHHH. Thanks ! I (sometimes) figure out your cryptic comments eventually. |
| 27.9.10 22:28 | | I blame YOU |
| 27.9.10 16:57 | | ? It's like gold dust/You hear me coming through your speakers/You see me mashing up your airwaves/I know you can't get enough of my sound ? |
| 27.9.10 12:59 | | After seeing everybody go apeshit @ Katy Perry's cleavage in the "Bronx Beat" SNL skit, I now grudgingly understand Sesame Street's position |
| 27.9.10 11:49 | | My Twitter Rank is "I didn't click on the link" - what's yours? |
| 27.9.10 11:43 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACK FOREST CAKE |
| 26.9.10 22:20 | | "Hate" is such a strong word, but...I hate that Burger King flute dude |
| 26.9.10 00:47 | | Image BAM indeed |
| 25.9.10 21:11 | | Digitizing CDs I haven't seen for over 6 years (boxed up back in CA...opened box Friday) - highlight: http://bit.ly/dk1ZYe |
