6.10.10 15:24 | 
 | SWEET RT: : Air Crunch & Chomper made it across the Atlantic to entertain the French crowd. http://yfrog.com/mkiywhj |
6.10.10 14:09 |  | RT : Breaking news: Randy Moss Vikings jerseys are flying off the shelves at Goodwill. |
6.10.10 00:52 |  | Fans, I'm hearing rumours that Cris Carter may return to the ' active roster! No, wait...not hearing - starting |
6.10.10 00:46 |  | CRZ has learned* that a deal is in the works to return Randy Moss to Minnesota! *learned by reading other people's tweets |
5.10.10 21:58 |  | All will be forgiven if you start the thread so I don't have to. |
5.10.10 21:44 |  | Ah, that's why you get results... and I remain firmly in this tiny, tiny niche. Also, thanks for spoiling the show for me! |
5.10.10 21:27 |  | ...followed by "Holy crap! My windshield is pretty strong!" |
5.10.10 21:27 |  | Filed under Things I Wished I'd Made The Connection On Just SLIGHTLY Quicker: "Wow, that looks like a golf ball heading for my windshield!" |
5.10.10 21:21 | 
 | Early highlights of online : 1) AJ wearing Kurt Angle's old cowboy hat 2) my comment pointing it out moderated off the chat |
5.10.10 14:42 | 
 | Have you seen the new logo yet? |
5.10.10 11:06 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
3.10.10 19:34 | 
 | Because Justin Shaprio needs more exposure! RT : http://the-w.com/t/41886 WWE's fast decline on PPV |
3.10.10 14:55 | 
 | Hey thanks Rodgers |
3.10.10 14:50 | 
 | Hey Rodgers! DON'T BLOW THIS! |
3.10.10 13:30 | 
 | Are the even INTERESTED in trying to win without creating all this unnecessary drama along the way? |
3.10.10 02:57 |  | Always amusing to hear talking about pot recipes - what? |
1.10.10 21:07 |  | I have decided! on demand it is! |
1.10.10 21:03 |  | Yeah, my wife's not home. What gave it away? |
1.10.10 21:02 | 
 | What a choice! rerun or football? |
1.10.10 17:32 |  | Wow I scored your 500th tweet - let's hear it for MEEEE |
1.10.10 17:19 |  | Dear : I understand you need somebody to read tweets on the air for a couple of hours on weekdays. How can I apply for the job? |
1.10.10 15:08 |  | Negative. But you know, I should equivocate and waffle because nothing would surprise me at this point. |
1.10.10 15:07 | 
 | RT : Newspaper Writes Long, Thoughtful Obituary for Crab Shack Dishwasher After Hateful Internet Comment http://www.geekosystem.com/dishwasher-obituary/ |
1.10.10 14:05 |  | Guys only ONE HOUR LEFT TO PLUG MY AUCTION http://bit.ly/avvNWR Like you, I'm on pins and needles to learn who I'm going to follow! |
1.10.10 14:03 |  | According to extensive research by , this is NATIONAL APPLEJACK MONTH - sounds like this'll be a fun month (followed by regret) |
30.9.10 18:33 | 
 | Perfect - let that B last thing I C before I go home: RT : Wil Wheaton Reacts to Los Angeles Double Rainbow http://www.geekosystem.com/wil-wheaton-reacts-to-los-angeles-double-rainbow/ |
30.9.10 18:28 |  | People still read that 11 year old WCW recaps? ;-) (Thanks JMann!) |
30.9.10 18:27 |  | You read right, fans - my follow is up to a perplexing *$5.50*! http://bit.ly/avvNWR LAST DAY! (We all know how bids pile up at the end!) |
30.9.10 18:25 |  | Hey , sorry I missed you for 2 days - I'm certain the only reason I got bids this time is a "TwitChange" in the title |
30.9.10 18:25 |  | RT : Your auction is at $5.50 with 2 days left, what did you do different this time? |
30.9.10 18:23 |  | Now THERE is one beautiful creature. Also, : http://plixi.com/p/48015495 |
30.9.10 18:17 |  | RT : A definitive version of 4'33 on youtube (w/ audio disabled due to copyright infringement claim by WMG) http://bit.ly/9m8ueO - ... |
30.9.10 18:17 | 
 | RT : A facebook campaign to make 4'33 the number 1 song this christmas in the uk: http://bit.ly/d9mMcb + http://bit.ly/cUly66 |
30.9.10 17:45 |  | RT : Red pandas red pandas red pandas! RT : you need more baby red pandas in your life: http://bit.ly/an4GHQ |
29.9.10 02:24 |  | GOOD DAY BEIJING |
28.9.10 23:15 | 
 | Wow, I think Bobby Heenan has gotten more mentions on tonight's than he has in YEARS of television |
28.9.10 19:32 |  | "This probably would have gone better if I had been a hot chick." "I'll bet you say that a lot." |
28.9.10 16:03 |  | YOU DID NOT ASK! My "get followed by a real life non-celebrity" auction is up to an astonishing *$3.25* http://bit.ly/avvNWR |
28.9.10 13:37 |  | Oh man that brings back some great Bay Area memories - I love no "two men enjoying each other" like Gary and Tony |
28.9.10 12:52 |  | A sure sign that summer is over: the "tasty licks" on hold music package has been replaced with classical music - I am sad |
28.9.10 12:11 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOSTON CREAM PIE |
28.9.10 02:29 | 
 | RT : http://the-w.com/t/41837 Cubs and conspire to set new all-time visitor record for The W |
28.9.10 01:00 |  | Oh. OHHHHHHHHH. Thanks ! I (sometimes) figure out your cryptic comments eventually. |
27.9.10 22:28 |  | I blame YOU |
27.9.10 16:57 |  | ? It's like gold dust/You hear me coming through your speakers/You see me mashing up your airwaves/I know you can't get enough of my sound ? |
27.9.10 12:59 |  | After seeing everybody go apeshit @ Katy Perry's cleavage in the "Bronx Beat" SNL skit, I now grudgingly understand Sesame Street's position |
27.9.10 11:49 |  | My Twitter Rank is "I didn't click on the link" - what's yours? |
27.9.10 11:43 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACK FOREST CAKE |
26.9.10 22:20 |  | "Hate" is such a strong word, but...I hate that Burger King flute dude |
26.9.10 00:47 |  | Image BAM indeed |