| 23.11.10 12:40 |  | Hmm...don't see mine yet... RT : Private alpha invites going out today! http://bit.ly/gBGnJu |
| 23.11.10 12:24 |  | "What is the longest story you've ever heard?" |
| 23.11.10 10:58 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: LEMON (PROBIOTIC) |
| 22.11.10 22:59 | | Will invert the spinny "W" on the title? It PROBABLY wouldn't make 's head explode |
| 22.11.10 22:43 | | I earned the Conan Night Owl sticker on ! http://is.gd/hCFDb |
| 22.11.10 21:55 | | REAL vipers don't even HAVE knees! |
| 22.11.10 21:51 | | To : It IS bad that Ezekiel Jackson reminds you of Ahmed Johnson...because that makes you a racist. (Correct answer is: "Big Jakes") |
| 22.11.10 21:40 |
 | Uh-oh! Don't talk longer than the pre-tape, commentators, lest ye break kayfabe, revealing that all the backstage WALKING is pre-taped! |
| 22.11.10 20:58 | | Helped call an NWA World Heavyweight title match! I was jealous. There, I said it. I take back everything I never said about you. |
| 22.11.10 18:29 | | "What's it like to have shingles?" |
| 22.11.10 13:47 |
 | RT : Woops.... guess not http://twitpic.com/398mbw |
| 22.11.10 09:30 | | Ya know that song "One Headlight?" Well...mine is "No Headlights" (@ Schmelz Countryside Volkswagen) http://4sq.com/9cHd0k |
| 22.11.10 08:51 | | Mr. Mayor! We did NOT need to know that! RT :
Urgently trying to make |
| 22.11.10 08:34 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: STRAWBERRY (PROBIOTIC) |
| 22.11.10 03:33 | | I look forward to the debut of new masked wrestler Mr. JC! |
| 21.11.10 00:49 | | Man the Twitter feed is SPASTIC with ice-related incidents |
| 20.11.10 22:51 | | Ooh, Penelope! *click* |
| 20.11.10 21:22 | | Holy cats I hope you're not watching :) I'm sure the Rangers will win, but golly! |
| 20.11.10 21:14 | | Wow, the / game got really out of control while I wasn't watching it - OHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL (Cullen SH - 4-1) |
| 20.11.10 17:26 | | I think the one thing I've learned this week is that there are way more gout medication ads on TV that I'd ever imagined |
| 20.11.10 16:44 |
 | RT : KG is the only other in history to record a 20+ pt, 15+ reb, +5 blk, +5 asst night like Darko did tonight. ... |
| 20.11.10 16:43 | | RT : Pistons need a big guy, right? Maybe they could trade for the Serbian kid in Minny who went for 23p/16r/6bl tonight. He's ... |
| 20.11.10 16:43 |
| RT : Random stat of the night: Darko's line of 23pts/16reb/5ast/6blk is a first in history. Nobody's had those in ... |
| 19.11.10 18:59 |
| I LOVE HOOPMAN |
| 19.11.10 18:31 |
| Now Playing on Vision: "Awkward Handshake" (It really does never stop being funny!) |
| 19.11.10 18:22 | | RT : Don't hear this pregame every day: Beasley singing the Oscar Meyer "My Baloney has a first name..." song LOUD in ... |
| 19.11.10 17:07 | | My September finally arrived today - two days after the November issue. I'm sorry I ever doubted them. |
| 18.11.10 22:47 | | !!! |
| 18.11.10 21:36 | | What! There's football on? Screw you, TNA! |
| 18.11.10 20:23 | | RT : MBeasley when asked about his 32.6 ppg his last 5 games: "I've been in a groove like this my whole life. Except for Miam ... |
| 18.11.10 18:54 | | Holy moly, is there EVER a time during "Entertainment Tonight" when music is NOT playing? |
| 18.11.10 17:06 | | Sorry, New Twitter doesn't tell me when I have DMs! I don't see it yet but I'll keep an eye open and let you know! |
| 18.11.10 16:04 |
 | RT : http://yfrog.com/jypfgej This is really happening @ Hollywood Pk racetrack in LA on Friday. *proud* |
| 17.11.10 23:40 | | I'm a Fan of The Late Late Show with Craig ... on http://bit.ly/bNfb0E |
| 17.11.10 22:08 | | I'm a Fan of Conan on http://bit.ly/bNfb0E |
| 17.11.10 21:32 | | Oh man oh man oh man... you OWN THE NIGHT |
| 17.11.10 21:22 | | Wow, these announcers are really disgusted by everything. It's quite amusing! |
| 17.11.10 21:10 | | OK, feed, let's see whatcha got for these last 7 minutes. |
| 17.11.10 20:49 | | Hey, I finally took all the ibuprofen what expired in 2000! ("New" ibuprofen expiration date: 9/10 - aw, shizz) |
| 17.11.10 20:48 | | Just setting up this DVD player has knocked me out - but "Max Headroom: The Complete Series (disc 1)" is now loaded and ready |
| 17.11.10 19:49 | | Use the word "mortgage" in a tweet to get more followers! |
| 17.11.10 19:13 | | Well....I mean I pine for the Heart Throbs a LITTLE bit - probably more than Todd Grisham for sure |
| 17.11.10 17:32 |
| Sadly, breaking my streak of consecutive game attendance for tonight's game - but I am "likely" for Friday's game |
| 17.11.10 17:29 | | Uh, Minnesota IS the state. RT : Minnesota asks state for $1.26 billion over two years. http://bring.mn/177718 (They meant MnSCU) |
| 17.11.10 17:26 | | Yeah, I should have made my "NEXT UP: Irish Coffee Made Illegal" joke two or three hours ago |
| 17.11.10 16:41 |
| RT : Hello Everyone. Repeat after me you glorious bastards..... |
| 17.11.10 15:36 | | I think it was November 17th. Even you don't remember it! |
| 17.11.10 03:08 | | Yeah, GetGlue is for bedridden people who never leave the couch but would still like to use Foursquare |
| 15.11.10 15:09 | | Hello! My name is Chris. I am a 39 year old human boy. Today, I was diagnosed with shingles. |
| 15.11.10 06:29 | | I REALLY should have gone to Urgent Care yesterday. What made me think they weren't open on Sundays? (Clinics open in 90 minutes!) |
