| 1.1.11 01:55 |  | Good thing midnight is VERY VERY soon! |
| 1.1.11 01:54 | | GUYS GUYS THE OPRAH WINFREY NETWORK OWN OWN OWN 2011 IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT IN ALL CAPS |
| 1.1.11 01:54 | | Ooh, did you use Bakon? ;-) |
| 1.1.11 00:04 | | HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE! |
| 31.12.10 23:42 | | Thanks, a**hole! RT : Happy New Year! And to my friends in the Central and Pacific time zones, go f*** yourselves! |
| 31.12.10 22:54 | | Y'know....all these "live" TV countdowns are on a 7 second delay. (Also, an hour later than Central time) |
| 31.12.10 22:51 |  | I earned the Happy 2011 from CNN! sticker on @GetGlue! http://is.gd/jSphx |
| 31.12.10 22:37 |
 | N-Y-EXCELLENT. Try it with ginger! RT : Pear vodka, pear juice and true lime http://twitpic.com/3lvb7g |
| 31.12.10 21:57 | | I just unlocked the "New Year's 2011" badge on ! http://4sq.com/ehDUMN |
| 31.12.10 21:48 | | Aren't you in a timezone where it's not 8PM yet? http://aboutfoursquare.com/dont-forget-to-check-in-for-your-new-years-badge-tonight/ (via - http://bit.ly/gukUcm ) |
| 31.12.10 02:49 |
 | I love that I'm home in time to catch Dynamite 2010 - and I promise I will NOT live tweet it - Happy (early) New Year, everybody :) |
| 30.12.10 13:02 |
 | But....all these auctions have already expired! |
| 29.12.10 23:56 | | Bright Lights Big City too. Can't think of anything...recent |
| 29.12.10 18:40 |
| LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 7 others) http://4sq.com/goaNfT |
| 29.12.10 17:09 |
 | Golly! This McCafe was so GREAT I immediately launched into a series of complicated hand gestures while filmed by smartphones |
| 29.12.10 15:58 | | (Not that we were but) Speaking of Tucker Carlson, I believe time's proven me correct on the "will he get to keep keitholbermann.com" debate |
| 29.12.10 14:48 |
 | I made you a mixtape for 2010: http://CRZ.us/452378 (thanks ) cc:@thankUelfano |
| 29.12.10 14:19 | | Contrary to popular belief, they don't sell food at Apple stores RT : Why do Apple Stores never seem to have public bathrooms? |
| 29.12.10 11:53 | | Michael Vick is 0-1 since getting the atta-boy from President Obama |
| 28.12.10 16:54 | | Via : About the last Tuesday NFL game 46+ years ago... http://tinyurl.com/28t9k6d (Just needed an excuse to say YANKS) |
| 28.12.10 14:39 | | Oh but yes. COMING JANUARY 3: YOUR chance to be followed by a real-life NON-celebrity for PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR |
| 28.12.10 14:36 |
| RT : Retweet this if you'll be up very late Thursday/very early Friday to watch fight Sakurai at Dream Dynamite! |
| 28.12.10 13:49 |
 | Feels like I burned the roof of my mouth with my Perkins chicken fried steak + gravy last night. When is my benefit concert? |
| 28.12.10 12:15 |
| Settle this for me: Chemical Brothers - banned, not banned, depends on the phase of the moon, constantly in flux? |
| 27.12.10 21:28 |
| A WIN STREAK! ( 113 - 98 F) |
| 27.12.10 21:25 |
| I wish my typos were funnier, less ironic - although...amazing how much less I care during A REAL WIN! |
| 27.12.10 21:15 |
| Seriously...don't blow this lead. ( 100 - 86, 5:21 4th) |
| 27.12.10 21:07 |
| Not that I can spell "of." |
| 27.12.10 21:06 |
| misspelling "Rambis" as "Rabbis" is one od tonight's better typos (92 - 80, 7:17 4th) |
| 27.12.10 20:30 |
| LEEEEEEEEAD (59 - 57 9:35 3rd) |
| 27.12.10 20:25 |
 | Are you on Android too? I think it's just a cruel tease to get you to keep checking in... |
| 27.12.10 18:34 |
| LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center) http://4sq.com/fZxsLA |
| 27.12.10 17:53 |  | "Did you get another Reyn Spooner shirt for Mele Kalikimaka?" |
| 27.12.10 15:42 | | "Clubbed to Death" is my fave Rob Dougan jam! |
| 27.12.10 11:51 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
| 27.12.10 00:33 |
| RT : We finally got a win! Lol...good job fellas...ill b back soon! |
| 26.12.10 19:50 |
| I'm a Fan of The Cleveland Show on http://bit.ly/bNfb0E |
| 26.12.10 19:46 |
| Oh, it was televised....on FSN Ohio |
| 26.12.10 19:26 |
| It was a 7 game losing streak for the overall, 12 losses in a row on the road |
| 26.12.10 19:25 | | RT : They just took her body from her home. Teena Marie found dead by her daughter whos BD was yesterday. pray 4 her & her family. |
| 26.12.10 19:24 |
| YAHOO FINALLY WIN ON THE ROAD 98-97 breaking a really, really long streak (12 or 13 going back to early Nov) |
| 26.12.10 19:22 |
| BEASLEY 98, 97, :05.9 4th |
| 26.12.10 19:20 |
| Well...it all comes down to one shot for the - sure hope they hit ( 97-96, :10.6 4th) |
| 26.12.10 19:19 | | Oh no - RIP Teena Marie RT : Tina Marie found dead at her home. no details yet. |
| 26.12.10 19:18 |
| Well, it all comes down to one shot for the - sure hope they miss ( 96-95, :24.3 4th) |
| 26.12.10 18:32 |
| Off to do laundry - I'll let you know how the did later ;-) |
| 26.12.10 18:31 |
| Meanwhile, the collapse hasn't started YET - 62 60 (4:34 3rd) |
| 26.12.10 18:28 |
 | If I were a screen capping guy, I'd compile all three shots of Eli's QB rating as it plummeted from 111 to 61 - what a great game! |
| 26.12.10 18:27 |
| And, just like that, Hawk almost sends me into another convulsion of tweeted laughter |
| 26.12.10 18:26 |
| I dare Eli to throw one more pick |
