1.1.11 02:00 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Oh man wasn't NKOTBSB great? Also, Ke$ha's "to not become a douchebag" resolution was...too late. HAPPY PACIFIC YEAR |
1.1.11 01:55 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Good thing midnight is VERY VERY soon! |
1.1.11 01:54 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | GUYS GUYS THE OPRAH WINFREY NETWORK OWN OWN OWN 2011 IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT IN ALL CAPS |
1.1.11 01:54 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Ooh, did you use Bakon? ;-) |
1.1.11 00:04 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE! |
31.12.10 23:42 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Thanks, a**hole! RT : Happy New Year! And to my friends in the Central and Pacific time zones, go f*** yourselves! |
31.12.10 22:54 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Y'know....all these "live" TV countdowns are on a 7 second delay. (Also, an hour later than Central time) |
31.12.10 22:51 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/getglue.png) | I earned the Happy 2011 from CNN! sticker on @GetGlue! http://is.gd/jSphx |
31.12.10 22:37 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitpic.png) | N-Y-EXCELLENT. Try it with ginger! RT : Pear vodka, pear juice and true lime http://twitpic.com/3lvb7g |
31.12.10 21:57 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | I just unlocked the "New Year's 2011" badge on ! http://4sq.com/ehDUMN |
31.12.10 21:48 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Aren't you in a timezone where it's not 8PM yet? http://aboutfoursquare.com/dont-forget-to-check-in-for-your-new-years-badge-tonight/ (via - http://bit.ly/gukUcm ) |
31.12.10 02:49 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/dream.png) | I love that I'm home in time to catch Dynamite 2010 - and I promise I will NOT live tweet it - Happy (early) New Year, everybody :) |
30.12.10 13:02 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | But....all these auctions have already expired! |
29.12.10 23:56 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Bright Lights Big City too. Can't think of anything...recent |
29.12.10 18:40 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 7 others) http://4sq.com/goaNfT |
29.12.10 17:09 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/mcdonalds.png) | Golly! This McCafe was so GREAT I immediately launched into a series of complicated hand gestures while filmed by smartphones |
29.12.10 15:58 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | (Not that we were but) Speaking of Tucker Carlson, I believe time's proven me correct on the "will he get to keep keitholbermann.com" debate |
29.12.10 14:48 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/grooveshark.png) | I made you a mixtape for 2010: http://CRZ.us/452378 (thanks ) cc:@thankUelfano |
29.12.10 14:19 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Contrary to popular belief, they don't sell food at Apple stores RT : Why do Apple Stores never seem to have public bathrooms? |
29.12.10 11:53 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Michael Vick is 0-1 since getting the atta-boy from President Obama |
28.12.10 16:54 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Via : About the last Tuesday NFL game 46+ years ago... http://tinyurl.com/28t9k6d (Just needed an excuse to say YANKS) |
28.12.10 14:39 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Oh but yes. COMING JANUARY 3: YOUR chance to be followed by a real-life NON-celebrity for PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR |
28.12.10 14:36 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/dream.png) | RT : Retweet this if you'll be up very late Thursday/very early Friday to watch fight Sakurai at Dream Dynamite! |
28.12.10 13:49 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/perkins.png) | Feels like I burned the roof of my mouth with my Perkins chicken fried steak + gravy last night. When is my benefit concert? |
28.12.10 12:15 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/grooveshark.png) | Settle this for me: Chemical Brothers - banned, not banned, depends on the phase of the moon, constantly in flux? |
27.12.10 21:28 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | A WIN STREAK! ( 113 - 98 F) |
27.12.10 21:25 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | I wish my typos were funnier, less ironic - although...amazing how much less I care during A REAL WIN! |
27.12.10 21:15 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | Seriously...don't blow this lead. ( 100 - 86, 5:21 4th) |
27.12.10 21:07 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | Not that I can spell "of." |
27.12.10 21:06 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | misspelling "Rambis" as "Rabbis" is one od tonight's better typos (92 - 80, 7:17 4th) |
27.12.10 20:30 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | LEEEEEEEEAD (59 - 57 9:35 3rd) |
27.12.10 20:25 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/android.png) | Are you on Android too? I think it's just a cruel tease to get you to keep checking in... |
27.12.10 18:34 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center) http://4sq.com/fZxsLA |
27.12.10 17:53 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/vyou.png) | "Did you get another Reyn Spooner shirt for Mele Kalikimaka?" |
27.12.10 15:42 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | "Clubbed to Death" is my fave Rob Dougan jam! |
27.12.10 11:51 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/qik.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/yogurt.png) | YOGURT OF THE DAY: APPLE TURNOVER |
27.12.10 00:33 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | RT : We finally got a win! Lol...good job fellas...ill b back soon! |
26.12.10 19:50 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/getglue.png) | I'm a Fan of The Cleveland Show on http://bit.ly/bNfb0E |
26.12.10 19:46 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | Oh, it was televised....on FSN Ohio |
26.12.10 19:26 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | It was a 7 game losing streak for the overall, 12 losses in a row on the road |
26.12.10 19:25 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | RT : They just took her body from her home. Teena Marie found dead by her daughter whos BD was yesterday. pray 4 her & her family. |
26.12.10 19:24 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | YAHOO FINALLY WIN ON THE ROAD 98-97 breaking a really, really long streak (12 or 13 going back to early Nov) |
26.12.10 19:22 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | BEASLEY 98, 97, :05.9 4th |
26.12.10 19:20 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | Well...it all comes down to one shot for the - sure hope they hit ( 97-96, :10.6 4th) |
26.12.10 19:19 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png) | Oh no - RIP Teena Marie RT : Tina Marie found dead at her home. no details yet. |
26.12.10 19:18 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | Well, it all comes down to one shot for the - sure hope they miss ( 96-95, :24.3 4th) |
26.12.10 18:32 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | Off to do laundry - I'll let you know how the did later ;-) |
26.12.10 18:31 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/timberwolves.png) | Meanwhile, the collapse hasn't started YET - 62 60 (4:34 3rd) |
26.12.10 18:28 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/packers.png) | If I were a screen capping guy, I'd compile all three shots of Eli's QB rating as it plummeted from 111 to 61 - what a great game! |
26.12.10 18:27 | ![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/twitter.png)
![](https://CRZ.net/imagen/antipixel/packers.png) | And, just like that, Hawk almost sends me into another convulsion of tweeted laughter |