| 3.1.11 16:46 |  | RT : $14,025,215,218,708.52 (+) - RT for $14T |
| 3.1.11 12:47 |
 | What new DVDs are coming out tomorrow? http://CRZ.us/452468 |
| 2.1.11 19:23 |
 | I really will jump on any SocNet you tell me about, so learn even more than you ever cared to know about me at http://facto.me/CRZ |
| 2.1.11 18:30 |
 | Dear nfl.com: I think you can take the out of your "playoff picture" graphic and put the in there (like, 20 minutes ago) |
| 2.1.11 18:06 |
| YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH |
| 2.1.11 15:53 | | I'm not sure Joe Buck's ringing endorsement is going to change any minds about "Bob's Burgers" |
| 2.1.11 14:24 | | OMG I LOVE when a thing nobody wants but me is put on eBay and so nobody but me bids on it |
| 2.1.11 13:30 | | Just as well...I think it was a rerun (PS MY guide shows it on next Sat. at 11PM) |
| 2.1.11 03:12 | | I thought The Psycho Circus was supposed to be so great...but they're 0-1 in matches I'VE seen 'em in |
| 2.1.11 03:01 | | Hmmm...this Perros/Circus cage match may not be the best "first match back" with AAA for me. |
| 2.1.11 02:47 | | OMG, Galavision is now included in my cable package! I now don't have to think about what to watch from 2-4am Sunday mornings! |
| 2.1.11 00:09 |
| Today we observe the 9th Anniversary of - and just like you, I can't believe we've gone this long without pulling the plug. |
| 1.1.11 18:59 | | Ooh...I tried...but was not first :) |
| 1.1.11 18:38 |
 | LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 10 others) http://4sq.com/f3e5oZ |
| 1.1.11 16:34 | | I gotta get in on this - while ESPN airs the Rose Bowl, our ABC affiliate is airing...the "Carol Burnett Show" DVD infomercial |
| 1.1.11 14:00 |
 | Dear "FOX News Watch:" your new "theme music" is AWFUL. Also, JibJab? Really? How 2004 of you. |
| 1.1.11 13:43 | | Don't forget AWF! Tonight at 6:30 on 45! |
| 1.1.11 02:01 | | Hahahaha I want to be at YOUR house for 2012 RT : HOLY CRAP someone just shot a cannon outside my house / A FREAKING CANNON! |
| 1.1.11 02:00 | | Oh man wasn't NKOTBSB great? Also, Ke$ha's "to not become a douchebag" resolution was...too late. HAPPY PACIFIC YEAR |
| 1.1.11 01:55 | | Good thing midnight is VERY VERY soon! |
| 1.1.11 01:54 | | GUYS GUYS THE OPRAH WINFREY NETWORK OWN OWN OWN 2011 IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT IN ALL CAPS |
| 1.1.11 01:54 | | Ooh, did you use Bakon? ;-) |
| 1.1.11 00:04 | | HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE! |
| 31.12.10 23:42 | | Thanks, a**hole! RT : Happy New Year! And to my friends in the Central and Pacific time zones, go f*** yourselves! |
| 31.12.10 22:54 | | Y'know....all these "live" TV countdowns are on a 7 second delay. (Also, an hour later than Central time) |
| 31.12.10 22:51 |  | I earned the Happy 2011 from CNN! sticker on @GetGlue! http://is.gd/jSphx |
| 31.12.10 22:37 |
 | N-Y-EXCELLENT. Try it with ginger! RT : Pear vodka, pear juice and true lime http://twitpic.com/3lvb7g |
| 31.12.10 21:57 | | I just unlocked the "New Year's 2011" badge on ! http://4sq.com/ehDUMN |
| 31.12.10 21:48 | | Aren't you in a timezone where it's not 8PM yet? http://aboutfoursquare.com/dont-forget-to-check-in-for-your-new-years-badge-tonight/ (via - http://bit.ly/gukUcm ) |
| 31.12.10 02:49 |
 | I love that I'm home in time to catch Dynamite 2010 - and I promise I will NOT live tweet it - Happy (early) New Year, everybody :) |
| 30.12.10 13:02 |
| But....all these auctions have already expired! |
| 29.12.10 23:56 | | Bright Lights Big City too. Can't think of anything...recent |
| 29.12.10 18:40 |
| LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 7 others) http://4sq.com/goaNfT |
| 29.12.10 17:09 |
 | Golly! This McCafe was so GREAT I immediately launched into a series of complicated hand gestures while filmed by smartphones |
| 29.12.10 15:58 | | (Not that we were but) Speaking of Tucker Carlson, I believe time's proven me correct on the "will he get to keep keitholbermann.com" debate |
| 29.12.10 14:48 |
 | I made you a mixtape for 2010: http://CRZ.us/452378 (thanks ) cc:@thankUelfano |
| 29.12.10 14:19 | | Contrary to popular belief, they don't sell food at Apple stores RT : Why do Apple Stores never seem to have public bathrooms? |
| 29.12.10 11:53 | | Michael Vick is 0-1 since getting the atta-boy from President Obama |
| 28.12.10 16:54 | | Via : About the last Tuesday NFL game 46+ years ago... http://tinyurl.com/28t9k6d (Just needed an excuse to say YANKS) |
| 28.12.10 14:39 | | Oh but yes. COMING JANUARY 3: YOUR chance to be followed by a real-life NON-celebrity for PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR |
| 28.12.10 14:36 |
| RT : Retweet this if you'll be up very late Thursday/very early Friday to watch fight Sakurai at Dream Dynamite! |
| 28.12.10 13:49 |
 | Feels like I burned the roof of my mouth with my Perkins chicken fried steak + gravy last night. When is my benefit concert? |
| 28.12.10 12:15 |
| Settle this for me: Chemical Brothers - banned, not banned, depends on the phase of the moon, constantly in flux? |
| 27.12.10 21:28 |
| A WIN STREAK! ( 113 - 98 F) |
| 27.12.10 21:25 |
| I wish my typos were funnier, less ironic - although...amazing how much less I care during A REAL WIN! |
| 27.12.10 21:15 |
| Seriously...don't blow this lead. ( 100 - 86, 5:21 4th) |
| 27.12.10 21:07 |
| Not that I can spell "of." |
| 27.12.10 21:06 |
| misspelling "Rambis" as "Rabbis" is one od tonight's better typos (92 - 80, 7:17 4th) |
| 27.12.10 20:30 |
| LEEEEEEEEAD (59 - 57 9:35 3rd) |
| 27.12.10 20:25 |
 | Are you on Android too? I think it's just a cruel tease to get you to keep checking in... |
