| 11.1.11 17:59 | 
 | Will TONIGHT be the night I retake the mayorship of the Target Center? STAY TUNED FANS |
| 11.1.11 17:08 | | RT : Retweet this. Why? I dunno. |
| 11.1.11 13:22 | | The dude from those ads ztill haunts me. "Nice hat." |
| 11.1.11 13:07 |
 | Happy 18th birthday to Monday Night Raw - you're barely legal. My recap of RAW , via Google Groups: http://bit.ly/i1uXLu |
| 11.1.11 12:24 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACHES 'N CREAM (thick & creamy) |
| 10.1.11 23:40 |
 | I'm the Guru of Target Center on ! http://bit.ly/f6PiOy |
| 10.1.11 21:16 | | |
| 10.1.11 16:16 | | OMG RT : RT : complete archive of STAR, magazine for teen groupies c. 1973: http://bit.ly/gwDylU (via ) |
| 10.1.11 15:33 | | Speaking of long periods of time, Shane & Josh have been held in Iran for 528 days and counting - www.freethehikers.org |
| 10.1.11 15:31 | | It has been 232 days since MacGruber's last tweet... should I unfollow ? |
| 10.1.11 14:57 | | State Patrol needs to learn about speed traps too! |
| 10.1.11 13:21 |  | My video response to "What's your dream job?" |
| 10.1.11 13:13 | | RT : RT : Loughner Friend Explains Gunman's Grudge http://motherjones.com/politics/2011/01/jared-lee-loughner-friend-voicemail-phone-message |
| 10.1.11 11:33 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORANGE CRÈME (thick & creamy) |
| 9.1.11 20:32 | | Ah, so you DID shut your brain off for the night |
| 9.1.11 20:30 |
| I earned the The Cleveland Show Fan sticker on ! http://is.gd/ksvuO |
| 9.1.11 19:52 |
| Everything "Bob's Burgers" touches... RT : So sorry you all. We are having an issue with Bob's Burgers stickers. |
| 9.1.11 19:30 |
| I earned the Bob's Burgers Coming Soon sticker on ! http://is.gd/kslKm |
| 9.1.11 18:42 |
 | Oh thank Tramon |
| 9.1.11 18:27 | | Is it just me or does the picture look like some of the cameras have lit cans of sterno directly beneath them? |
| 9.1.11 16:52 | | OMG THEY SAID "SLASH" INSTEAD OF "BACKSLASH!!!!!" |
| 9.1.11 16:42 |
 | I'm intrigued by "Gun Ho" RT : I love the fake Sports Illustrated ("Sports World") in State Farm commercial. http://twitpic.com/3ol8rg |
| 9.1.11 15:23 |
| Ooh...just before the Packers playoff game is probably the WORST time to knock wanting to share with me about the Church of Jesus Christ LDS |
| 9.1.11 13:03 | | Some of you fail to see the irony in saying over and over how we all should stop talking about it when that's YOU, STILL talking about it. |
| 8.1.11 18:31 | | special teamer Ramon Humber, son of a coworker, is getting some nice camera time tonight - I didn't know had released him |
| 8.1.11 16:58 | | Dear : This is a backslash: The thing in your URL in your ads - / - is NOT a backslash (it's a slash) so please don't call it one |
| 8.1.11 16:44 | | Yeah I used the word "bullet" today. It'll take more than one nutjob to change the way I tweet! Take THAT, world! |
| 8.1.11 16:40 | | OH MY GOD this is the FOURTH year of that freakin' godaddy Danica Patrick "Dougie-Dougie-Dougie" ad - PLEASE put a bullet in it |
| 8.1.11 15:59 | | RT : Unfollowing a lot of people today. I don't want them in my stream, no matter what they may say 99 percent of the time. |
| 8.1.11 15:31 | | Wow...I already instantly hate this NBC commentary guy I'd never heard of before right now |
| 8.1.11 15:24 | | And now...FOOTBALL! |
| 8.1.11 15:22 | | Just watched every video on the alleged shooter's YouTube page - I think we can call off the connections to...practically everything |
| 8.1.11 15:19 | | RT : SHOOTING SUSPECT'S YOUTUBE SITE: http://www.youtube.com/user/Classitup10 |
| 7.1.11 18:56 |
| FS North at 7 |
| 7.1.11 18:48 |
| 113-K-8 - hit me :-) |
| 7.1.11 18:32 |
| LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 8 others) http://4sq.com/gp9l24 |
| 7.1.11 13:18 |
| My video response to "Who is your first favorite wrestler?" |
| 7.1.11 13:11 | | My video response to "What should athletes do when their careers are over?" |
| 7.1.11 12:24 | | So I flirted with the idea of writing a "Jersey Shore" CRZâ„¢ recap last night - but lost the will to write - the show tends to do that to me |
| 7.1.11 11:43 | | I think that CD is in a box somewhere. (I'm down to under 10 boxes left to open! Rrrrrrrrrrrrip rip rip rip) |
| 7.1.11 11:28 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: STRAWBERRY BANANA (thick & creamy) |
| 7.1.11 00:18 | | Just wait for the online version. Ahahahahaha. |
| 7.1.11 00:09 | | If this was 1987 Rob Terry would be 6 or 7 |
| 6.1.11 23:56 |
 | I sure wish people would stop pronouncing URLs with "backslash" - because a backslash is a BACKWARDS SLASH, and INCORRECT |
| 6.1.11 23:54 |
 | I'm a little sad you didn't start a "V" thread, because God knows I was too ashamed to do it myself |
| 6.1.11 23:32 |
 | Watching the vs. on TNT - seeing the Kings give up a 16 point lead reminds me of that OTHER team of which I'm a fan |
| 6.1.11 21:23 |
| I earned the OH YEAH, PREMIERE YEAH! sticker on ! http://bit.ly/g3UtwU |
| 6.1.11 18:02 | | RT : Having trouble finding other New Kids On the Block and Backstreet Boys fans at WCCO. Admitting you like them makes you LARGER THAN LIFE. |
| 6.1.11 17:59 |
| My video response to "What was the greatest wrestling match of all time" |
| 6.1.11 15:16 | | RT : Introducing the Spam Clock - http://bit.ly/hzHKdm |
