| 21.2.11 16:49 |  | Yep - but I prefer the prison rape references forever immortalized digitally by Konnan |
| 21.2.11 16:36 | | Pro wrestling/sports entertainment fans, you'll be DELIGHTED to know I've just unpacked my copy of "WCW MAYHEM: THE MUSIC" (also ) |
| 21.2.11 16:35 | | Gasp! RT : I was! |
| 21.2.11 15:43 | | You can't even tell I shoveled this morning. I thought the snow was supposed to have STOPPED by now. <sigh> |
| 21.2.11 15:42 | | Thanks, Natalie! Oh...you weren't talking to me? RATS. RT : Hey! Don't forget that you are amazing. |
| 21.2.11 15:28 |
 | RT : That groundhog tells f***in' lies. He sure as hell saw his shadow. |
| 21.2.11 05:11 | | God bless you, proofreader Kylie. learning that apostrophes cannot go in after the fact...HAH!! |
| 20.2.11 17:09 |
| I'm sensing misguided priorities RT : Damn this snow.....it's gonna delay my invitation to the royal wedding another day |
| 20.2.11 17:01 | | RT : "Hell yeah" is right! |
| 20.2.11 16:30 | | OMG GILLY THIRD OMG OMG |
| 20.2.11 16:24 | | RT : We are NOT declaring a Snow Emergency today as forecast calls for more snow overnight. Check back Monday for more i ... |
| 20.2.11 14:02 | | RT : Yup...This is what we're having today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yaJGFdhNkU |
| 19.2.11 20:06 | | GUYS GUYS I JUST FOUND MY WWF POGS |
| 19.2.11 14:24 | | You call that debris?! |
| 18.2.11 20:39 | | Now THAT was a BIG ONE |
| 18.2.11 20:07 | | Aw CRAP Travis |
| 18.2.11 18:31 | | Hey fans! If you're on and watching the race, be sure to check-in here! http://bit.ly/fgxTsT (via ) |
| 18.2.11 16:48 | | Oh no! I misspelled "misspelled" in my previous tweet! |
| 18.2.11 16:27 |
 | Oh no! mispelled 's Twittername EVERY time! Poor Merri! |
| 18.2.11 16:17 | | That's not funny, Sven... RT : GULP.... Sunday... um... get the shovels ready. |
| 18.2.11 16:15 | | RT : Storm Watch for metro, growing chance of 5-10" Sunday, ice event southern MN. http://www.startribune.com/blogs/paul ... |
| 17.2.11 19:26 | | I'm now the Guru of "NextEra Energy Resources 250" AND "DRIVE4COPD 300" - obviously I love working for for free/stickers! |
| 17.2.11 19:17 | | I've GOT to decouple Glue from my Twitter account already |
| 17.2.11 16:27 | | . To think, a few days ago I was worried we wouldn't have a Rookie of the Year this year - NOW it's a RACE! |
| 17.2.11 16:24 | | Congratulations to Brian Keselowski - can't wait to see the K Automotive Dodge start (and park) the Daytona 500! |
| 17.2.11 15:18 | | "New rules" has already worked so well this week |
| 17.2.11 14:44 |
 | "...and we never heard again from old Kevin Conway." |
| 17.2.11 14:31 | | During this "vacation," my awake hours have tended to hover around 13:00-05:00 - but you happened to reply to a robot tweet |
| 17.2.11 05:33 | | I took over the Guru title for Inside NASCAR from on ! http://bit.ly/gI0hez |
| 17.2.11 02:31 | | Oh...that's because I didn't carry a one somewhere - Uncle Owen died five years AND ONE WEEK before Uncle Leo |
| 17.2.11 02:29 | | Don't think anyone's noted that Uncle Leo died exactly five years after Uncle Owen did. |
| 17.2.11 01:27 | | Hey , why aren't you on ? Hey , why can't I find when I search on "Inside NASCAR?" |
| 16.2.11 23:03 | | RT : Today's high of 52 was 63 degrees warmer than last Thursday morning...now we're talkin'! |
| 16.2.11 22:38 | | I earned the Neon Trees First Listen sticker on ! http://bit.ly/hIhXtP |
| 16.2.11 18:57 |
 | For the record, I AM "that guy" who insisted on wearing shorts all day...including tonight's game |
| 16.2.11 18:49 |
| LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 8 others) http://4sq.com/eHWUXR |
| 16.2.11 15:55 | | I beat Watson! Test your trivia knowledge against I.B.M.'s question-answering supercomputer at .com - http://nyti.ms/bz6Z5w |
| 15.2.11 22:29 | | Kiss 'em |
| 15.2.11 01:07 |
 | I know I make fun of smarks, but I actually AM one of those more excited by ? sec of on than by 25 min of |
| 14.2.11 23:24 |
 | Why Tumblr was invented? RT : I'm going to start a blog consisting solely of photos of pro wrestling crowds. http://twitpic.com/3zzlx6 |
| 14.2.11 23:18 | | When unhappy coincidences invade my timeline - tonight's episode stars and : http://bit.ly/ekeIwu |
| 14.2.11 19:22 | | Little girl in seat nexdt to me asked me for high five after scored...and I complied (18-2, 6:09 1st) |
| 14.2.11 19:12 | | I strongly considered taking a picture of YOU to see how YOU liked it :) Good talk though - we'll probably renew tonight |
| 14.2.11 18:12 |
| LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 7 others) http://4sq.com/gs8ZNq |
| 14.2.11 01:28 | | I earned the Ready for the After Party sticker on ! http://bit.ly/ibDI06 |
| 13.2.11 22:47 | | Hawaiian friend asked if irony was lost on me for berating crackers after admitting I didn't know Tia Carerre was a Grammy winner - touch? |
| 13.2.11 22:02 | | Ha ha! "Who is Esperanza Spalding?" Who are YOU? Lemme guess - white, never watched BET/Honors/Awards/Soul Train Awards/Centric, ignorant |
| 13.2.11 21:32 | | Keep on suin', RIAA! |
| 13.2.11 19:28 | | Congratulations to La Roux for sparing Twitter a few thousand awe-ful tweets from (I was rooting for though) |
| 13.2.11 19:24 | | Turns out Tia Carrere won a Grammy two years ago, so I'm two years late on that joke. As you were. |
