| 23.2.11 15:14 |  
  | So you're saying Nathan Jawai definitely won't be coming back ever? RT : Anthony Randolph will wear No. 15 for | 
| 23.2.11 01:13 |  
  | I just got involved in a ramen discussion over on Facebook.  Shouldn't I be sleeping? | 
| 22.2.11 12:16 |  
  | I would have preferred 38 but don't mind retiring http://www.whichcarisdavidgillilandinthisweek.info :) : 34 rest of the year | 
| 22.2.11 12:15 |  
  | RT : Update. No more number switching!  I will be 34 the rest of the year! | 
| 21.2.11 23:48 |  | Hey, happy birthday  !  (12 minutes to spare!) | 
| 21.2.11 23:10 |  | By which I meant WMX7, of course | 
| 21.2.11 23:10 |  | I see what you did there - that match WAS ten years ago at WM17! | 
| 21.2.11 22:20 |  
  | A hotshot of this nature is unusual for WWE, but they've seemed increasingly desperate to sell WM lately - it may get even more bizarre | 
| 21.2.11 21:48 |  
  | Wait...I'm missing the BET Honors for ? | 
| 21.2.11 21:46 |  | Water + mother's funeral | 
| 21.2.11 21:14 |  | RT : Our long national nightmare = over. RT : TRADE official, source told Denver Post. Melo to Knicks http://bit.l ... | 
| 21.2.11 21:08 |  | EPIC MIME BATTLE | 
| 21.2.11 21:05 |  
  | Aw, geez, not THIS guy again. | 
| 21.2.11 20:48 |  | You're kidding, right?  (Just in case you're not, that's .) | 
| 21.2.11 20:28 |  
  | Will the  commentary team EVER acknowledge the "2.21.11" clips OR the new countdown to the millennium?  (Find out in 31:39...31:38...) | 
| 21.2.11 20:23 |  
  | It's not a "Flying Chuck," it's a "flash kick" - get it right or turn in your  card | 
| 21.2.11 18:58 |  | "formerly," not "formally" | 
| 21.2.11 17:58 |  
  | I did NOT pay sticker price on this German import http://twitpic.com/42dl4z | 
| 21.2.11 17:55 |  
  | Just unpacked the Fozzy CD Kim had  sign 4 me when he visited MTV; it says "To CRZ - Moongoose McQueen" http://twitpic.com/42dfyn | 
| 21.2.11 16:49 |  | RT : It gets cold and white stuff falls from the sky.  You can't explain that. | 
| 21.2.11 16:49 |  | Yep - but I prefer the prison rape references forever immortalized digitally by Konnan | 
| 21.2.11 16:36 |  | Pro wrestling/sports entertainment fans, you'll be DELIGHTED to know I've just unpacked my copy of "WCW MAYHEM: THE MUSIC" (also ) | 
| 21.2.11 16:35 |  | Gasp! RT : I was! | 
| 21.2.11 15:43 |  | You can't even tell I shoveled this morning.  I thought the snow was supposed to have STOPPED by now.  <sigh> | 
| 21.2.11 15:42 |  | Thanks, Natalie!  Oh...you weren't talking to me? RATS.  RT : Hey! Don't forget that you are amazing. | 
| 21.2.11 15:28 |  
  | RT : That groundhog tells f***in' lies. He sure as hell saw his shadow. | 
| 21.2.11 05:11 |  | God bless you, proofreader Kylie.    learning that apostrophes cannot go in  after the fact...HAH!! | 
| 20.2.11 17:09 |  
  | I'm sensing misguided priorities RT : Damn this snow.....it's gonna delay my invitation to the royal wedding another day | 
| 20.2.11 17:01 |  | RT : "Hell yeah" is right! | 
| 20.2.11 16:30 |  | OMG GILLY THIRD OMG OMG | 
| 20.2.11 16:24 |  | RT : We are NOT declaring a Snow Emergency today as forecast calls for more snow overnight. Check back Monday for more i ... | 
| 20.2.11 14:02 |  | RT : Yup...This is what we're having today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yaJGFdhNkU | 
| 19.2.11 20:06 |  | GUYS GUYS I JUST FOUND MY WWF POGS | 
| 19.2.11 14:24 |  | You call that debris?! | 
| 18.2.11 20:39 |  | Now THAT was a BIG ONE | 
| 18.2.11 20:07 |  | Aw CRAP Travis | 
| 18.2.11 18:31 |  | Hey   fans!  If you're on  and watching the race, be sure to check-in here! http://bit.ly/fgxTsT (via ) | 
| 18.2.11 16:48 |  | Oh no!  I misspelled "misspelled" in my previous tweet! | 
| 18.2.11 16:27 |  
  | Oh no!   mispelled 's Twittername EVERY time!  Poor Merri! | 
| 18.2.11 16:17 |  | That's not funny, Sven... RT : GULP.... Sunday... um... get the shovels ready. | 
| 18.2.11 16:15 |  | RT : Storm Watch for metro, growing chance of 5-10" Sunday, ice event southern MN. http://www.startribune.com/blogs/paul ... | 
| 17.2.11 19:26 |  | I'm now the Guru of "NextEra Energy Resources 250" AND "DRIVE4COPD 300" - obviously I love working for  for free/stickers! | 
| 17.2.11 19:17 |  | I've GOT to decouple Glue from my Twitter account already | 
| 17.2.11 16:27 |  | . To think, a few days ago I was worried we wouldn't have a Rookie of the Year this year - NOW it's a RACE! | 
| 17.2.11 16:24 |  | Congratulations to Brian Keselowski - can't wait to see the  K Automotive Dodge start (and park) the Daytona 500! | 
| 17.2.11 15:18 |  | "New rules" has already worked so well this week | 
| 17.2.11 14:44 |  
  | "...and we never heard again from old Kevin Conway." | 
| 17.2.11 14:31 |  | During this "vacation," my awake hours have tended to hover around 13:00-05:00 - but you happened to reply to a robot tweet | 
| 17.2.11 05:33 |  | I took over the Guru title for Inside NASCAR from  on ! http://bit.ly/gI0hez | 
| 17.2.11 02:31 |  | Oh...that's because I didn't carry a one somewhere - Uncle Owen died five years AND ONE WEEK before Uncle Leo |