28.2.11 14:15 |  | Obvs "Goodbye Charlie Sheen" |
28.2.11 13:53 | 
 | Of course, my "check engine" light came on, too - it IS still a Monday, after all. |
28.2.11 13:53 | 
 | Today I joined AND unlocked the "9 to 5" badge on - can this Monday GET any better? |
28.2.11 13:48 |  | RT : Just got confirmation from two sources: Mike Bibby has been bought out. Heard he sacrificed "substantial" amount of mo ... |
28.2.11 11:34 |  | I couldn't possibly comment |
28.2.11 11:23 |  | After over 18 months of silence (on Twitter), he's back! RT I am in the studio working in my new record. |
28.2.11 11:11 |  | I am obligated to inform you that was a rerun |
28.2.11 10:56 | 
 | I just unlocked the "9 to 5" badge on ! http://4sq.com/fohlTV |
28.2.11 10:55 | 
 | I just earned the 9 to 5 badge! |
28.2.11 02:14 | 
 | As "exciting" as the were, I'd like to congratulate today's biggest winner... |
27.2.11 16:21 | 
 | Sorry I'm late - LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 42 others) http://4sq.com/fjG7zl |
27.2.11 00:15 | 
 | I'm the Guru of Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege, and Justice on ! http://bit.ly/hMyB5b |
26.2.11 23:22 |  | Q: How can you find a Brazilian on Twitter? A: Look for tweets where Cyndi Lauper is spelled "Cindy" |
26.2.11 21:23 |  | Tonight we have learned that Science Channel has a really, really irrational fear of buttocks |
26.2.11 18:38 | 
 | Your NASCAR 2011 season so far: Five "national division" races - zero points scored by winning racers |
26.2.11 06:40 | 
 | "Requires Android 2.2" may be the saddest phrase in the English language (cc: ) |
26.2.11 00:07 | 
 | RT : Congrats to my boy for the record of 45 dbl dbls straight!!!!! |
25.2.11 23:05 | 
 | FORTUNE OF THE DAY http://twitpic.com/43u5ja |
25.2.11 20:14 | 
 | That mascot dunk competition was booked better than most of the pro wrestling I've seen this week |
25.2.11 18:43 | 
 | HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRUNCH! LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 14 others) http://4sq.com/fWNLW8 |
25.2.11 14:22 | 
 | What I'm more concerned about is....is that a mouse skipping by in front of them? (Amish Man's Team of Horses Pulls Stuck Truck Out of the Snow) |
25.2.11 12:14 | 
 | Ditto! Now, when will we get Crunch on Twitter? RT : HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRUNCH! |
25.2.11 00:44 |  | Oh wait, I just rehashed the joke. FINE, I'm going to bed. |
25.2.11 00:42 | 
 | Four minutes after announced on Twitter and he's already got more followers than me. And he hasn't even tweeted yet!! |
24.2.11 19:27 |  | /some/every/ |
24.2.11 17:54 |  | Did you know that up until now 100% of my tweets were written by a man? |
24.2.11 15:46 | 
 | Kim hoped this was actually “Unsexy Lady†- I almost feel bad breaking the illusion but it’s the only way you’ll be able to listen to it yourself (music) |
24.2.11 14:53 | 
 | Seven years ago today was "Grey Tuesday" - just TRY finding "The Grey Album" (or even greytuesday.org) in 2011! http://CRZ.us/213789 |
24.2.11 13:08 | 
 | Today's banner over at is from a photo of an old crate of cassettes I unpacked last night - relive the 1980s! http://flic.kr/p/9kDtkj |
23.2.11 23:14 |  | Box of old tapes - see anybody you like? |
23.2.11 19:50 | 
 | RT : RT if you love 's hair tonight! |
23.2.11 19:49 | 
 | You know I do! 113/K/8 |
23.2.11 18:59 | 
 | LET'S GO - welcome Anthony Randolph and beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 15 others) http://4sq.com/eLU4Eu |
23.2.11 17:26 |  | I think yours translated even worse than mine did |
23.2.11 17:20 |  | You're an outlier. (Google translated to "you are disconnected," which was tempting to SAY, but not true.) |
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23.2.11 15:15 | 
 | Whaaa? No. Come on. Really? RT : Minnesota is showing an interest in Utah guard Raja Bell, a league source tells Y! |
23.2.11 15:14 | 
 | So you're saying Nathan Jawai definitely won't be coming back ever? RT : Anthony Randolph will wear No. 15 for |
23.2.11 01:13 | 
 | I just got involved in a ramen discussion over on Facebook. Shouldn't I be sleeping? |
22.2.11 12:16 | 
 | I would have preferred 38 but don't mind retiring http://www.whichcarisdavidgillilandinthisweek.info :) : 34 rest of the year |
22.2.11 12:15 | 
 | RT : Update. No more number switching! I will be 34 the rest of the year! |
21.2.11 23:48 |  | Hey, happy birthday ! (12 minutes to spare!) |
21.2.11 23:10 |  | By which I meant WMX7, of course |
21.2.11 23:10 |  | I see what you did there - that match WAS ten years ago at WM17! |
21.2.11 22:20 | 
 | A hotshot of this nature is unusual for WWE, but they've seemed increasingly desperate to sell WM lately - it may get even more bizarre |
21.2.11 21:48 | 
 | Wait...I'm missing the BET Honors for ? |
21.2.11 21:46 |  | Water + mother's funeral |
21.2.11 21:14 |  | RT : Our long national nightmare = over. RT : TRADE official, source told Denver Post. Melo to Knicks http://bit.l ... |
21.2.11 21:08 |  | EPIC MIME BATTLE |
21.2.11 21:05 | 
 | Aw, geez, not THIS guy again. |