| 28.2.11 20:10 | 
 | For , cable guide says "Triple H returns and explains why the Undertaker at WrestleMania" - I think they're missing a few words! |
| 28.2.11 18:55 |
 | I just ousted Amanda D. as the mayor of Spire Credit Union on ! http://4sq.com/cwzrAy |
| 28.2.11 16:15 |
 | I wonder how is going to handle its first leap day... |
| 28.2.11 14:27 |
 | Can't take the car in until Thursday BUT my "extended warranty" may actually cover repairs! Who knew? I just figured they were all scams |
| 28.2.11 14:15 | | Obvs "Goodbye Charlie Sheen" |
| 28.2.11 13:53 |
| Of course, my "check engine" light came on, too - it IS still a Monday, after all. |
| 28.2.11 13:53 |
| Today I joined AND unlocked the "9 to 5" badge on - can this Monday GET any better? |
| 28.2.11 13:48 | | RT : Just got confirmation from two sources: Mike Bibby has been bought out. Heard he sacrificed "substantial" amount of mo ... |
| 28.2.11 11:34 | | I couldn't possibly comment |
| 28.2.11 11:23 | | After over 18 months of silence (on Twitter), he's back! RT I am in the studio working in my new record. |
| 28.2.11 11:11 | | I am obligated to inform you that was a rerun |
| 28.2.11 10:56 |
| I just unlocked the "9 to 5" badge on ! http://4sq.com/fohlTV |
| 28.2.11 10:55 |
 | I just earned the 9 to 5 badge! |
| 28.2.11 02:14 |
 | As "exciting" as the were, I'd like to congratulate today's biggest winner... |
| 27.2.11 16:21 |
 | Sorry I'm late - LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 42 others) http://4sq.com/fjG7zl |
| 27.2.11 00:15 |
 | I'm the Guru of Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege, and Justice on ! http://bit.ly/hMyB5b |
| 26.2.11 23:22 | | Q: How can you find a Brazilian on Twitter? A: Look for tweets where Cyndi Lauper is spelled "Cindy" |
| 26.2.11 21:23 | | Tonight we have learned that Science Channel has a really, really irrational fear of buttocks |
| 26.2.11 18:38 |
| Your NASCAR 2011 season so far: Five "national division" races - zero points scored by winning racers |
| 26.2.11 06:40 |
 | "Requires Android 2.2" may be the saddest phrase in the English language (cc: ) |
| 26.2.11 00:07 |
| RT : Congrats to my boy for the record of 45 dbl dbls straight!!!!! |
| 25.2.11 23:05 |
 | FORTUNE OF THE DAY http://twitpic.com/43u5ja |
| 25.2.11 20:14 |
| That mascot dunk competition was booked better than most of the pro wrestling I've seen this week |
| 25.2.11 18:43 |
| HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRUNCH! LET'S GO - beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 14 others) http://4sq.com/fWNLW8 |
| 25.2.11 14:22 | 
 | What I'm more concerned about is....is that a mouse skipping by in front of them? (Amish Man's Team of Horses Pulls Stuck Truck Out of the Snow) |
| 25.2.11 12:14 |
| Ditto! Now, when will we get Crunch on Twitter? RT : HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRUNCH! |
| 25.2.11 00:44 | | Oh wait, I just rehashed the joke. FINE, I'm going to bed. |
| 25.2.11 00:42 |
 | Four minutes after announced on Twitter and he's already got more followers than me. And he hasn't even tweeted yet!! |
| 24.2.11 19:27 | | /some/every/ |
| 24.2.11 17:54 | | Did you know that up until now 100% of my tweets were written by a man? |
| 24.2.11 15:46 | 
 | Kim hoped this was actually “Unsexy Lady†- I almost feel bad breaking the illusion but it’s the only way you’ll be able to listen to it yourself (music) |
| 24.2.11 14:53 |
| Seven years ago today was "Grey Tuesday" - just TRY finding "The Grey Album" (or even greytuesday.org) in 2011! http://CRZ.us/213789 |
| 24.2.11 13:08 |
 | Today's banner over at is from a photo of an old crate of cassettes I unpacked last night - relive the 1980s! http://flic.kr/p/9kDtkj |
| 23.2.11 23:14 |  | Box of old tapes - see anybody you like? |
| 23.2.11 19:50 |
| RT : RT if you love 's hair tonight! |
| 23.2.11 19:49 |
| You know I do! 113/K/8 |
| 23.2.11 18:59 |
| LET'S GO - welcome Anthony Randolph and beat the ! (@ Target Center w/ 15 others) http://4sq.com/eLU4Eu |
| 23.2.11 17:26 | | I think yours translated even worse than mine did |
| 23.2.11 17:20 | | You're an outlier. (Google translated to "you are disconnected," which was tempting to SAY, but not true.) |
| 23.2.11 17:04 | | ç§ã¯æ—¥æœ¬èªžã§ãƒ„ã‚¤ãƒ¼ãƒˆå ´åˆã¯ã€å¤šã‹ã‚Œå°‘ãªã‹ã‚Œã€ç§ã«å¾“ã†å¯èƒ½æ€§ãŒé«˜ã„å¯èƒ½æ€§ãŒé«˜ã„ã§ã—ょã†ã‹ï¼Ÿ |
| 23.2.11 15:15 |
| Whaaa? No. Come on. Really? RT : Minnesota is showing an interest in Utah guard Raja Bell, a league source tells Y! |
| 23.2.11 15:14 |
| So you're saying Nathan Jawai definitely won't be coming back ever? RT : Anthony Randolph will wear No. 15 for |
| 23.2.11 01:13 |
 | I just got involved in a ramen discussion over on Facebook. Shouldn't I be sleeping? |
| 22.2.11 12:16 |
 | I would have preferred 38 but don't mind retiring http://www.whichcarisdavidgillilandinthisweek.info :) : 34 rest of the year |
| 22.2.11 12:15 |
| RT : Update. No more number switching! I will be 34 the rest of the year! |
| 21.2.11 23:48 | | Hey, happy birthday ! (12 minutes to spare!) |
| 21.2.11 23:10 | | By which I meant WMX7, of course |
| 21.2.11 23:10 | | I see what you did there - that match WAS ten years ago at WM17! |
| 21.2.11 22:20 |
| A hotshot of this nature is unusual for WWE, but they've seemed increasingly desperate to sell WM lately - it may get even more bizarre |
| 21.2.11 21:48 |
| Wait...I'm missing the BET Honors for ? |
