| 28.3.11 21:54 |  
  | My apologies to Kerwin Silfies for misspelling his name - also to Kevin Dunn for not using HIM as my "look how smark I am" reference | 
| 28.3.11 21:50 |  
  | Oops, forgot to unpause the video before cutting to it - I hate when they break video kayfabe - but not as much as Kerwin Silfes does! | 
| 28.3.11 21:32 |  
  | Hey, here's Seamus - his trunks say LAOCH, which we have learned is ancient Gaelic for "King?  What King?  Nope, never happened." | 
| 28.3.11 21:31 |  
  | Poor Vickie - too much cleavage for the hard camera - wait, I mean poor me!  Who's directing this thing? Go back to that shot! | 
| 28.3.11 21:23 |  
  | Yeah, I'm "only" 6'0" and nothing breaks kayfabe like me standing next to one of 'em and me being taller | 
| 28.3.11 21:21 |  
  | If Paul Ellering's hand has to be up SOMEBODY'S ass that night...we hope it's Rocco's. | 
| 28.3.11 21:17 |  
  | I think Take's about 6' 7" and HHH is about 6' 2" - both probably a bit taller (and each billed 4+" taller :) ) | 
| 28.3.11 21:03 |  
  | I think Michaels might be wearing the watch the  gave him when he retired | 
| 28.3.11 20:57 |  
  | I can't wait for the WrestleMania DVD, where they'll surely have to dub over this great Johnny Cash song for 'Take's entrance | 
| 28.3.11 20:53 |  
  | Idle question: Will Shawn Michaels enter the  Hall of Fame on a zipline? | 
| 28.3.11 20:52 |  
  | FINALLY we can simulate that father/son matchup between Andre and !  Thanks, THQ's WWE All Stars! | 
| 28.3.11 20:00 |  
  | I'm watching WWE Raw | 
| 28.3.11 19:51 |  | It's true that I probably wouldn't be drinking wine right now if I hadn't turned on "No Reservations" | 
| 28.3.11 19:51 |  | Oh no!  I missed [ President Obama's speech |  on  ] ! | 
| 28.3.11 19:49 |  | I earned the First Taste sticker! (watching "Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations") | 
| 28.3.11 19:49 |  | I'm watching Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations | 
| 28.3.11 19:47 |  | TONIGHT'S WINE: 2007 Seyval from Saint Croix Vineyards http://www.scvwines.com (white) | 
| 28.3.11 19:45 |  
  | RT :  I hope that's how you list this on your resume. // Well...I already got the job, thankfully | 
| 28.3.11 19:16 |  
  | I just ousted AJ D. as the mayor of Symantec! http://4sq.com/dU5IiE | 
| 28.3.11 19:16 |  
  | Symantec (Roseville, MN) (makeup check-in from this phoneless morning) | 
| 28.3.11 18:26 |  
  | [+] [–]Listened to 53 tracks on 9 albums/singles | 
| 28.3.11 16:40 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 28.3.11 15:58 |  | How fecund of you! RT : Now to marvel at how callipygian  is and bask in Trish's pulchritude. | 
| 28.3.11 15:48 |  | Breaking a Twitter silence of 10 months 5 days,  is back - or account was hacked. (He missed his DVD release AND the HBO premiere!) | 
| 28.3.11 15:05 |  
  | Doesn't keep you off of Flickr, though. (Obama’s Secret, Information-Shielding Tent) | 
| 28.3.11 15:00 |  
  | SYMC closing quote: 17.97 â–¼0.14 (Range: 17.95 - 18.21) | 
| 28.3.11 14:51 |  | RT :  Yes, it is. | 
| 28.3.11 14:51 |  | RT :  Yes, it is. | 
| 28.3.11 14:49 |  | Retweeting yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse | 
| 28.3.11 13:31 |  
  | Coffee, please | 
| 28.3.11 13:01 |  
  | My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-3-27) 1. Gus Gus (18)
 2. The Strokes (11)
 3. deadmau5 (11)
 4. Prins Thomas (11)
 5. Boy George (10)
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| 28.3.11 12:34 |  | RT  Abercrombie and Fitch to introduce thong diaper // SNL did it in 2003 http://snltranscripts.jt.org/03/03ahuggies.phtml | 
| 28.3.11 12:14 |  
  | Listened to Brand New - Jesus on Grooveshark | 
| 28.3.11 12:03 |  
  | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BANANA  (left phone at home, no Qik today) | 
| 28.3.11 01:44 |  
  | RT :  61 years of Chinese Brutality, 61 years of Chinese Killing & killing continue, result 1.2 milliom Tibetan being Killed in Tibet | 
| 28.3.11 01:37 |  
  | Another year, another Serfs Emancipation Day - Free Tibet | 
| 27.3.11 21:03 |  
  | Grumpy's Bar & Grill (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 27.3.11 19:53 |  
  | Oh... ( 64  62 End 3rd) | 
| 27.3.11 19:52 |  
  | ALMOST LEEEEEEAD (62 -  62, 0:00.8 3rd) | 
| 27.3.11 17:44 |  
  | LET'S GO  - keep it respectable against the ! (@ Target Center w/ 20 others) http://4sq.com/fwYYpy | 
| 27.3.11 17:44 |  
  | LET'S GO #TWOLVES - keep it respectable against the #celtics! - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 27.3.11 16:35 |  | "Hi, I'm Dan Hesse.  I was looking up dirty words in the dictionary the other day..." | 
| 27.3.11 15:22 |  | Can of Heritage Dr Pepper | 
| 27.3.11 14:12 |  
  | I'm thinking about Auto Club 400 | 
| 27.3.11 01:29 |  | I earned the Fan sticker! (watching "Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege, and Justice") | 
| 27.3.11 01:29 |  | I'm watching Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege, and Justice | 
| 27.3.11 00:54 |  | I'm watching Chi l'ha vista morire? | 
| 26.3.11 21:47 |  | I'm watching The Expendables | 
| 26.3.11 21:25 |  | I'm watching UFC Fight Night | 
| 26.3.11 19:34 |  | Only during Earth Hour are you spared stupid tweets about Earth Hour ...except this one.  Suck it, Earth!  (turns on lamp) |