| 5.5.11 14:43 |  | I believe one corollary to Occam's razor is that it's much harder to PRETEND to be a moron than it is to actually BE a moron |
| 5.5.11 11:59 | 
 | Coffee + apple fritter |
| 5.5.11 10:32 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY POMEGRANATE |
| 5.5.11 10:26 | 
| Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 5.5.11 10:01 |
 | U.S. Post Office - University Station 55414 (Minneapolis, Minnesota) |
| 5.5.11 01:08 |  | I'm watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit |
| 5.5.11 00:22 | | Not just the Bradshaw style clothesline from Hell, Artest ALSO caught Odom squar'n his nards |
| 5.5.11 00:09 | | [+] [–] I'm watching Inside the NBA |
| 4.5.11 23:54 |  | I can see I’m not the only one who feels this way (screengrab excerpt) |
| 4.5.11 22:47 | | Has anyone ever noticed that James Carrey kinda looks like Rick Carlisle? I mean, on Twitter? |
| 4.5.11 22:20 | | [+] [–] I earned the Beastie Boys Make Some Noise MSG sticker! |
| 4.5.11 22:18 | | [+] [–] I earned the Elvis Presley sticker! |
| 4.5.11 22:14 |
| I'm the Guru of Hockey Central on ! http://bit.ly/iQeFEV |
| 4.5.11 22:14 | | I'm thinking about Hockey Central |
| 4.5.11 22:09 |
 | AH HAAAAAAAA 4-3 F/OT THREE GAMES TO OHHHHHHHHH |
| 4.5.11 21:32 |
| OH MY! |
| 4.5.11 21:01 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 4.5.11 21:01 | | [+] [–] I'm thinking about NBA Playoffs |
| 4.5.11 20:10 | | Sure! Hit me with a link! |
| 4.5.11 19:59 |
| [+] [–] I'm watching NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs |
| 4.5.11 18:46 |
 | I MAY not be old enough to see these boxes as "familiar" http://twitpic.com/4tft65 |
| 4.5.11 18:05 |
| Rainbow Foods (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 4.5.11 17:50 |  | "That was AWESOME i love the classic pokemon background! That is indeed an aardvark but them and anteaters are different" |
| 4.5.11 17:34 | | "Could you draw me an aardvark in a pokemon setting?" |
| 4.5.11 17:18 | | Hiram Stevens Maxim - or his son, Hiram Percy Maxim |
| 4.5.11 17:17 | | "Do you ever watch the AWF broadcasts that come on late at night on one of the old UHF channels?" |
| 4.5.11 17:14 | | "If you had to go into the witness protection program and had to get a new name, what would you want it be ?" |
| 4.5.11 15:59 | | Did you find it? I tweeted it back on Monday if you want to endure my timeline (if not, let me know and I'll dig it up) |
| 4.5.11 15:00 | 
| SYMC closing quote: 19.54 ▼0.06 (Range: 19.30 - 19.72) |
| 4.5.11 13:20 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to London Elektricity - Yikes! (Special Edition) |
| 4.5.11 13:14 |
| Coffee me |
| 4.5.11 13:12 |
| Listened to LFO - Tan Ta Ra (Moby remix) |
| 4.5.11 10:00 |
| YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORCHARD PEAR |
| 4.5.11 09:55 |
| Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 4.5.11 02:07 | | Hey, THIS year I'm gonna wish HAPPY BIRTHDAY before he drops all those hints on Twitter! Woo hoo! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! |
| 4.5.11 00:15 |
 | I'm watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (100th checkin!) |
| 3.5.11 23:33 |
 | [+] [–] I earned the Beardpocalypse sticker! |
| 3.5.11 23:27 | | I'm watching Inside the NBA |
| 3.5.11 22:36 | | Where were you last night? |
| 3.5.11 22:26 | | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper |
| 3.5.11 21:19 |
 | FRANCISCO LIRIANO WITH THE NO HITTER!! WIN |
| 3.5.11 21:18 |
| 3 and 2 on Dunn for Liriano |
| 3.5.11 21:17 |
| 26 outs and 0 hits for Liriano! |
| 3.5.11 21:16 |
| So did hack or what? All her stickers have been reported in GG's Twitstream today and I can't unfollow her |
| 3.5.11 21:09 | | [+] [–] I'm thinking about Major League Baseball |
| 3.5.11 21:08 |
| Looks like has picked up Francisco Liriano's 9th inning for those of you not watching |
| 3.5.11 19:49 | | Photo: If you were REALLY psychic, you'd know I’m already married http://tumblr.com/xuv2dlr5kc |
| 3.5.11 19:36 | | [+] [–] I'm thinking about NBA Playoffs |
| 3.5.11 19:35 | | [+] [–] I'm watching NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs |
| 3.5.11 18:59 |
| But...this is Roseville! http://twitpic.com/4szio3 |
