| 22.5.11 16:41 | 
 | Keeping it interesting! ( 2 4 4:05 3rd) |
| 22.5.11 16:23 |
| Well it's about freakin' time. ( 1 4, 12:58 remaining 3rd) |
| 22.5.11 15:55 |
 | RT : IMPORTANT: If you are in area hit by tornado and smell gas, CALL 911 immediately. |
| 22.5.11 15:52 |
| RT : DO NOT come to NMpls to gawk at tornado damage. 1st responders can't keep people safe when others are in way. This is important; thank you. |
| 22.5.11 15:18 |
| I love watching the game online, but enduring the same Edward Jones ad several hundred times is killing me |
| 22.5.11 14:39 |
| Watching NHL Hockey on NBC: http://bit.ly/h9QJ60 Go Sharks! |
| 22.5.11 14:30 | 
 | I took over the Guru title for Iowa John Deere Dealers 250! |
| 22.5.11 14:19 |
| Look, I know the weather is important and tornado sirens are going off, but I was WATCHING that Nationwide race. (At least hockey is online) |
| 22.5.11 14:03 | | [+] [–] I'm watching NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs |
| 22.5.11 13:02 |
| I'm the Guru of Top Gear 300! |
| 22.5.11 12:51 |
| I'm thinking about Iowa John Deere Dealers 250 |
| 22.5.11 01:28 | | I'm thinking about Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege, and Justice |
| 22.5.11 00:12 |
 | On the plus side, 18 months of gay marriage debate can't help but stimulate the MN economy, right? |
| 22.5.11 00:10 |
| Thanks, Minnesota! No matter what your position on gay marriage, I'm sure we can all look forward to 18 months of bullshit. |
| 21.5.11 22:43 |
| No lie - in the time it took to endure tonight's Sprint All-Star race, I could have driven MYSELF to Iowa Speedway for the Nationwide race |
| 21.5.11 22:32 | | Could be worse - you could be sitting at home passively aggressively pointing out the foibles of Internet people with Twitter |
| 21.5.11 22:05 | | Nah just kidding - after all, I'm 1250 miles away and have suspicions that tweet may NOT have been directed to me |
| 21.5.11 22:03 | | Hey something came up, gotta cancel RT : Hey, 11am tomorrow right? Also, text me when you get a chance. New phone, same number |
| 21.5.11 20:31 |
| I'm watching NASCAR Sprint All-Star Race |
| 21.5.11 18:46 |  | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper |
| 21.5.11 18:37 |
| I'm watching Sprint Showdown |
| 21.5.11 18:24 |
 | As is usually the case, to people who follow such things what's most interesting about the press release is what/who ISN'T included |
| 21.5.11 17:31 | | Oh crap, I forgot it was Pole Day! Oh well....really, any difference between watching endless Preakness coverage and endless Indy coverage? |
| 21.5.11 17:24 | | Can of Heritage Dr Pepper |
| 21.5.11 16:55 | | RT : RT : A map showing earthquakes leading up to the volcanic eruption. Starting at exactly 18.00 local time ht ... |
| 21.5.11 16:43 | | RT : ROFL RT : Raptured, @ Peavy Plaza in Mpls this morning http://t.co/Vgl6InK |
| 21.5.11 16:09 |  | Bert can’t seem to find a pair of puttee-styled socks. (photo) |
| 21.5.11 16:08 | | 
Boy, did I waste too much time here. (gamedesign.jp) |
| 21.5.11 15:39 | | [+] [–] I'm watching Preakness 136 |
| 21.5.11 00:42 | | [+] [–] I earned the Turtleneck and Chain sticker! |
| 20.5.11 23:37 |
 | I'm watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson |
| 20.5.11 23:37 | | I'm watching The Late Show with David Letterman |
| 20.5.11 23:30 |
| [+] [–] I became the Guru of North Carolina Education Lottery 200! |
| 20.5.11 23:02 | | [+] [–] I earned the Rapture 2011 sticker! |
| 20.5.11 21:52 | |
Be pure
Take a tour
Through the sewer
Don't strain your brain
Paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop |
| 20.5.11 20:52 |
 | 182 new DVDs and Blu-rays coming out Tuesday (5/24) http://t.co/8aK3OBd via |
| 20.5.11 19:39 |
| [+] [–] I'm watching NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs |
| 20.5.11 17:39 | | Far too much use of capital letters to be (him?)! |
| 20.5.11 17:31 | | I wonder if this guy posts on message boards, too http://amzn.to/lPnjSQ |
| 20.5.11 15:56 |
| If today's referrals to are any indication, I think what people will miss most about Randy Savage is how hot Miss Elizabeth was |
| 20.5.11 15:51 |
 | Listen to the worst theme music ever: "What up Mach!" by Macho Man on : http://tinysong.com/upLa |
| 20.5.11 15:11 | 
 | "What's your favorite Macho Man match? Okay, what's your favorite Macho Man match besides Wrestlemania III?" |
| 20.5.11 15:04 |
| "Female fans flashing opposing players in the penalty box - valid tactic or desperate cry for help?" |
| 20.5.11 15:01 | | "What is your favorite memory of Randy "Macho Man" Savage ?" |
| 20.5.11 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 19.43 ▼0.14 (Range: 19.25 - 19.68) |
| 20.5.11 14:49 | 
| Last coffee wasn't hot, so I'm having a rare SECOND cup of coffee!! |
| 20.5.11 14:43 | | RT : To honor the great "Macho Man" Randy Savage, I suggest all our nation's schools play his entrance music at their graduations. |
| 20.5.11 14:17 |
 | RT : Study: 95% of Spam Transactions Processed by Just Three Banks http://t.co/Mu1rEQ0 |
| 20.5.11 13:22 |
| Coffee! |
| 20.5.11 13:06 |
 | RT : Derek Boogaard's death blamed on toxic mixture of alcohol and pain killers http://bit.ly/m1B9jS |
