| 10.10.11 21:05  |  
   | Heh heh heh ... ha heh heh ha ... hahahahahaha ...  | 
| 10.10.11 20:42  |  
   | RIP Anonymous  general manager laptop (2010-2011) | 
| 10.10.11 20:37  |  
   | Who IS....VINCE MONITOR?  | 
| 10.10.11 20:32  |  
   | Quick, name EVERY potential interim  GM you can think of - is the guy walking out just now last on your list?  Even on your list? | 
| 10.10.11 20:24  |  
   | Silly wrestling loving viewers!  Commercials are for that troubling period between promos!  | 
| 10.10.11 20:21  |  
   | Ahahahaha he almost said SHUT UP AND WRESTLE   | 
| 10.10.11 20:18  |  
   | (Predictable "LAOCH must be ancient Gaelic for scab" tweet here) | 
| 10.10.11 20:14  |  
   | Boy, that Mike Adamle reference sure got over with the teenaged, high-churn  Universe, didn't it?   | 
| 10.10.11 20:06  |  
   | I forgot to visit wwe.com - did anybody watch the pre-show "rally" thing?  How was it?   | 
| 10.10.11 20:04  |  
   | DISCLAIMER: I did NOT get the call to act as timekeeper for tonight's  - so once again you're stuck with me live tweeting from home | 
| 10.10.11 17:37  |  
   | Rainbow Foods - East Lake St (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 10.10.11 17:24  |  
   | Aww crap...I *knew* it was a holiday -   U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 10.10.11 16:14  |   |  "You might say the secret ingredient is... salt." | 
| 10.10.11 16:08  |  
   | 24 oz bottle of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 10.10.11 15:47  |  
   | Listened to Beth Orton - Central Reservation (Deep Dish Modern Red Neck Remix) | 
| 10.10.11 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 17.62 ▲0.52 (Range: 17.30 - 17.62) | 
| 10.10.11 13:49  |  
   | And 80% of THAT use is generated from posts by Tom, Wil Wheaton and Mark Cuban and the thousands of generally useless comments attached thereto.  
 
I'm still rooting for Diaspora* (let me know if you need an invite!) (Google+ Active Use Down 60%) | 
| 10.10.11 12:24  |  
   | I always roll my own.  (I also don't ever get phone calls so it's a shock when my phone actually RINGS.)  I'm currently using a snippet from Kraftwerk's "Musique Non Stop." (Nokia Has A New Dubstep Ringtone and That’s Terrible) | 
| 10.10.11 12:15  |  
   | Listened to Alex Paterson - Chewy Choosedays Vol 50 | 
| 10.10.11 11:35  |  
   | Listened to Dub Phizix - Dub Phizix Mixmag Mix of the Week | 
| 10.10.11 11:29  |  
   | Listened to Polonaise - Trocadero | 
| 10.10.11 10:17  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Soul Clap - The RnB FreE.P. - get it at SoundCloud | 
| 10.10.11 09:25  |   | I'm a cynic; my 1st thought wasn't "they listened to their customers!" but "they couldn't figure out how to decouple the data!"  | 
| 10.10.11 09:21  |   | RT : wait, what I am supposed to do with all this popcorn I've been popping for Qwikster? | 
| 10.10.11 09:11  |  
   | Listened to BT - Laptop Symphony 2011-10-07 | 
| 10.10.11 08:54  |   | That applies to me as well - if you ever are forced to see, say, a Dr Pepper ad, I will unfollow  in a flash if you report it to me | 
| 10.10.11 08:53  |   | Let's be honest - I'll totally make fun of people "responsible" for my timeline ads but I doubt I'd unfollow them for it | 
| 10.10.11 08:52  |   | (I didn't mean to misspell the advertiser in question but perhaps that wasn't a bad, serendipitous idea) | 
| 10.10.11 08:50  |   | I'm not sure that's how Twitter wants it to work (Also, they probably don't want me saying stuff like "@canisrufus follows , ha ha") | 
| 10.10.11 08:49  |   | So Twitter puts an ad in my timeline; ALSO tells me an account I follow follows advertiser.  If I unfollow, will I not get the ad next time? | 
| 10.10.11 08:09  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 9.10.11 22:42  |  
   | ALERT TO  FANS: I'm shaving off my beard - I hope we can still beat the  next week without all this facial hair on me | 
| 9.10.11 21:57  |  
   | Uh, he also caught the ball out of bounds?    | 
| 9.10.11 21:33  |  
   |  Yes, I will take that.  (But maybe don't throw the 2pt conversion to Finley) | 
| 9.10.11 21:31  |  
   |  Ha!  And now he may say "never mind!" | 
| 9.10.11 21:27  |  
   | Ugh, first "promoted tweet" in my timeline...Dear , no number of paid tweets will get me to leave  for you | 
| 9.10.11 21:24  |  
   | We're only two field goals away!!   | 
| 9.10.11 19:39  |  
   | Speaking of...my latest,  "Jersey Shore" recap is right here: http://CRZ.us/471446 (sorry, forgot to plug earlier) | 
| 9.10.11 19:35  |  
   | I received +K in "Jersey Shore" from !  Thanks!  http://klout.com/user/CRZ/topics?n=tw&v=plusK_thanks | 
| 9.10.11 19:31  |  
   | [+] [–]  I unlocked the Sunday Night Football: Packers at Falcons sticker! | 
| 9.10.11 19:10  |   | I'm watching Football Night in America | 
| 9.10.11 18:41  |   | I'm watching 60 Minutes | 
| 9.10.11 17:45  |   | FOX hasn't updated their prime time schedule - with the  rainout, I'm kinda hoping for the traditional "'Til Death" marathon | 
| 9.10.11 15:42  |  
   | FOOTBALL IS AWESOME | 
| 9.10.11 15:30  |   | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 9.10.11 13:14  |  
   | I'm thinking about Hollywood Casino 400 | 
| 9.10.11 13:06  |   | Moroccan Mint green | 
| 9.10.11 12:48  |   | Don't get me wrong; I picked the  in my survival pool this week - yet I'm STILL wondering how they can blow this 28-0 lead | 
| 9.10.11 12:00  |  
   | I'm watching NFL RedZone | 
| 9.10.11 02:57  |  
   | I'm watching WWE SmackDown! |