| 2.4.12 13:35  |  
   | Coffee | 
| 2.4.12 13:25  |  
   | RT : Records from the 1940 Census are now available to the public. Find out what life was like 72 years ago: http://www.census.gov/1940census/ | 
| 2.4.12 13:16  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Justice - A Cross The Universe | 
| 2.4.12 11:57  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORCHARD PEAR | 
| 2.4.12 10:58  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 2.4.12 10:48  |  
   |   U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 1.4.12 22:39  |   | I'm watching Loiter Squad | 
| 1.4.12 22:05  |   | I'm thinking about Portland Trail Blazers | 
| 1.4.12 22:05  |  
   | I'm thinking about Minnesota Timberwolves | 
| 1.4.12 21:57  |  
   | But the REAL winners were you, me, and the WWE Univer-ahahahahahahahaha.  Yeah, right, pally   | 
| 1.4.12 21:24  |  
   | Ah yes, the "looking to and fro" portion of the match  | 
| 1.4.12 21:02  |  
   | Whoa, Brock Lesnar looks TERRIBLE  | 
| 1.4.12 20:39  |  
   | Should be no surprise that Punk's personal referee (and newly Twitter rename'd) Scott  drew Punk's match tonight  | 
| 1.4.12 20:09  |   | Well, Yokozuna will never read your tweet RT : Why would I thank Edge and not Yokozuna?  | 
| 1.4.12 20:06  |  
   | Sounds like it's the inter general manager's team vs. the team with the standard barrier and neither Bella asks about script  | 
| 1.4.12 20:04  |  
   | Um, ew. RT : RT  the amount of blood at WM is like that of a 13 girls first period. less than null. | 
| 1.4.12 19:47  |  
   | So NOW we're all on the same page about how much blood there won't be on this show, right?  | 
| 1.4.12 19:36  |  
   | This match can't end until we get to three tombstones  | 
| 1.4.12 19:29  |   |  Don't try to dazzle me with your non-British spellingsmithery! | 
| 1.4.12 19:21  |  
   | Sorry, manœuvres.   | 
| 1.4.12 19:20  |  
   | In 2012, ALL of Take's manouevres are "old school"  | 
| 1.4.12 19:09  |  
   |  Does he look like evil ? | 
| 1.4.12 18:42  |  
   | Well, I still like ! RT :  There was a time when it wasn't embarrassing to like Mick Foley, right? | 
| 1.4.12 18:31  |  
   |  You mean they're not doing it now? | 
| 1.4.12 18:18  |  
   | RT : "Bullshit" chant went longer than match. Interview went longer than match. Contest ad went longer than match.  | 
| 1.4.12 18:17  |  
   | That segment was longer than the previous match  | 
| 1.4.12 18:14  |  
   | RT : I regret my purchase.  | 
| 1.4.12 18:11  |  
   | Well, there you go.  | 
| 1.4.12 17:40  |   | I unlocked the WWE WrestleMania XXVIII sticker! | 
| 1.4.12 17:40  |  
   | I'm watching WWE WrestleMania XXVIII | 
| 1.4.12 17:35  |  
   | Wow!  I've never gotten WWE Twitterbot spam before! | 
| 1.4.12 17:07  |  
   |  Catch up at http://t.co/RCgkucuW - you can watch almost ten weeks' worth of episodes during the WrestleMania window! | 
| 1.4.12 17:03  |  
   |    Cool!  Too bad Google can't find it, but their loss is our (non)gain :) | 
| 1.4.12 17:00  |  
   | Judging by 's referrals all weekend,  is really missing out by not publishing a Blast Areas list somewhere on the Web | 
| 1.4.12 16:58  |  
   | I'm watching The McLaughlin Group | 
| 1.4.12 16:48  |  
   | Watching Arya Davari vs. Arik Cannon from last night's AWF TV is a totally different kind of WrestleMania preshow - as is "McLaughlin Group" | 
| 1.4.12 16:00  |  
   | Translation: It's Danica's fault  | 
| 1.4.12 15:57  |  
   | Darrell Waltrip: polarizing (screengrab) | 
| 1.4.12 15:40  |   | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 1.4.12 15:06  |  
   | Happy 14th Anniversary to WrestleManiacs!  Oh, wait - they disappeared 11 years ago.  Never mind | 
| 1.4.12 13:03  |   | [+] [–]  I unlocked the April Fools' Day 2012 sticker! | 
| 1.4.12 13:02  |  
   | I'm watching Goody's Fast Pain Relief 500 | 
| 1.4.12 03:49  |   | 277 New DVDs coming out Tuesday (4/3) | 
| 1.4.12 02:30  |   | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 1.4.12 01:17  |   | With the benefit of hindsight, I hope we can all agree that perhaps "Toonami" wasn't the least insensitive name for an anime block | 
| 31.3.12 23:11  |   | Fight Internet April Fools' Day | 
| 31.3.12 22:48  |   | I'm watching Saturday Night Live | 
| 31.3.12 20:39  |   |  ...and Silver Apples  | 
| 31.3.12 20:02  |   | I'm watching Too Cute | 
| 31.3.12 17:34  |   | 24 oz bottle of Diet Dr Pepper |