| 2.4.12 21:51  |  
   | Always annoying when they expect us to believe Cena would arrive almost three hours late  | 
| 2.4.12 21:41  |  
   | So his name is AW, now?  Awwww.  (Kim (singing): "A&W root beer's got that frosty mug taste...")  | 
| 2.4.12 21:32  |  
   | Hey, wait.  When did Cody Rhodes start wearing kneepads?   | 
| 2.4.12 21:20  |  
   | Here comes new World Champion Sheamus!  That word on his shirt - LAOCH - is ancient Gaelic for "booed out of the building"  | 
| 2.4.12 21:07  |  
   | This is the part of the match where, were I recapping, I'd say "most over man in this bout is "  | 
| 2.4.12 21:04  |  
   | Brad Miller starting against the ! It's so tempting to turn away from  but I'd hate to miss (spoiler) [assuming (spoiler) happens] | 
| 2.4.12 21:00  |  
   | From insignia on the front of 's new tights, it appears that "WSM" now stands for "World's Sergeant Man"  | 
| 2.4.12 20:57  |  
   | Could it be that  are finally scaling back on announcing Twitter trends?  I haven't seen one on TV all night  | 
| 2.4.12 20:44  |  
   | Funny, Lord Tensai doesn't LOOK Jewish...  (Ooh, love the senton!) | 
| 2.4.12 20:40  |  
   | Whoa, it's THE SULTAN!  | 
| 2.4.12 20:35  |  
   | Yes, it's for sale now: http://t.co/17H6TKa0  | 
| 2.4.12 20:25  |  
   | RIP hashtag   | 
| 2.4.12 20:11  |  
   | Rock always shows us his goosebumps - NEVER shows us his boner  | 
| 2.4.12 20:00  |   | I unlocked the WWE Raw: Alberto Del Rio sticker! | 
| 2.4.12 20:00  |  
   | I'm watching WWE Raw | 
| 2.4.12 20:00  |   | I unlocked the WWE Hall of Fame sticker! | 
| 2.4.12 20:00  |  
   | I'm watching WWE Hall of Fame Special | 
| 2.4.12 18:43  |  
   | WrestleMania?  I guess I had to be there.  But I wasn't, so instead, it's CRZ 063: http://youtu.be/-eAYwsPHOuY | 
| 2.4.12 17:20  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Tussle - Don't Stop | 
| 2.4.12 16:09  |  
   | Listened to Skilled Work - Music Is Free (Dub Idea) | 
| 2.4.12 16:01  |   |  Get your dad on Twitter! | 
| 2.4.12 15:25  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Styx - Pieces of Eight | 
| 2.4.12 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 18.80 ▲0.10 (Range: 18.50 - 18.85) | 
| 2.4.12 14:54  |   | The  / Chevy Chase "feud" went largely unnoticed for a month before exploding on social media - JUST like the Trayvon Martin story | 
| 2.4.12 14:51  |   | Notice how the /Chevy Chase feud went unnoticed for a month before exploding on social media - just like the Trayvon Martin story? | 
| 2.4.12 13:35  |  
   | Coffee | 
| 2.4.12 13:25  |  
   | RT : Records from the 1940 Census are now available to the public. Find out what life was like 72 years ago: http://www.census.gov/1940census/ | 
| 2.4.12 13:16  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Justice - A Cross The Universe | 
| 2.4.12 11:57  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: ORCHARD PEAR | 
| 2.4.12 10:58  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 2.4.12 10:48  |  
   |   U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 1.4.12 22:39  |   | I'm watching Loiter Squad | 
| 1.4.12 22:05  |   | I'm thinking about Portland Trail Blazers | 
| 1.4.12 22:05  |  
   | I'm thinking about Minnesota Timberwolves | 
| 1.4.12 21:57  |  
   | But the REAL winners were you, me, and the WWE Univer-ahahahahahahahaha.  Yeah, right, pally   | 
| 1.4.12 21:24  |  
   | Ah yes, the "looking to and fro" portion of the match  | 
| 1.4.12 21:02  |  
   | Whoa, Brock Lesnar looks TERRIBLE  | 
| 1.4.12 20:39  |  
   | Should be no surprise that Punk's personal referee (and newly Twitter rename'd) Scott  drew Punk's match tonight  | 
| 1.4.12 20:09  |   | Well, Yokozuna will never read your tweet RT : Why would I thank Edge and not Yokozuna?  | 
| 1.4.12 20:06  |  
   | Sounds like it's the inter general manager's team vs. the team with the standard barrier and neither Bella asks about script  | 
| 1.4.12 20:04  |  
   | Um, ew. RT : RT  the amount of blood at WM is like that of a 13 girls first period. less than null. | 
| 1.4.12 19:47  |  
   | So NOW we're all on the same page about how much blood there won't be on this show, right?  | 
| 1.4.12 19:36  |  
   | This match can't end until we get to three tombstones  | 
| 1.4.12 19:29  |   |  Don't try to dazzle me with your non-British spellingsmithery! | 
| 1.4.12 19:21  |  
   | Sorry, manœuvres.   | 
| 1.4.12 19:20  |  
   | In 2012, ALL of Take's manouevres are "old school"  | 
| 1.4.12 19:09  |  
   |  Does he look like evil ? | 
| 1.4.12 18:42  |  
   | Well, I still like ! RT :  There was a time when it wasn't embarrassing to like Mick Foley, right? | 
| 1.4.12 18:31  |  
   |  You mean they're not doing it now? | 
| 1.4.12 18:18  |  
   | RT : "Bullshit" chant went longer than match. Interview went longer than match. Contest ad went longer than match.  |