| 17.4.12 23:32  |  
   | Hey, look! It's Kim and I performing our carefully choreographed, pre-planned routine for the TIMBERWOLVES KISS CAM! Stick around to the end - we're the final couple. (Also, I believe if you "Like" this, Kim gets a diamond or something, so please Like it...for Kim) (video) | 
| 17.4.12 23:08  |  
   | Listened to Art of Noise - Resin | 
| 17.4.12 23:05  |  
   | Listened to Denise LaSalle - Dial 1-900-Get-Some | 
| 17.4.12 23:02  |  
   | McDonald's (Saint Paul, MN) | 
| 17.4.12 22:59  |  
   | Listened to Flux Pavilion - Essential Mix 2012-04-14 | 
| 17.4.12 22:52  |  
   | FORTUNE OF THE DAY  @ Peking Garden http://instagr.am/p/Ji-w8AE-63/ | 
| 17.4.12 21:51  |   | Peking Garden (Saint Paul, MN) | 
| 17.4.12 20:33  |  
   | When Best Buy goes under, who will sponsor HOOPMAN? ( 65 -  63, 5:37 3rd) | 
| 17.4.12 20:31  |  
   |  I think it's the lack of people makes them sound louder | 
| 17.4.12 20:21  |  
   | Crowd at the  is so sparse, I am getting perfect 4G ( 56 - # grizzlies 55, 11:34 3rd) | 
| 17.4.12 18:56  |  
   | LET'S GO !  Avoid the sweep! (@ Target Center for Memphis Grizzlies vs. Minnesota Timberwolves w/ 56 others) http://4sq.com/IH39IC | 
| 17.4.12 18:56  |  
   | LET'S GO #TWOLVES!  Avoid the sweep! - Memphis Grizzlies vs. Minnesota Timberwolves - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 17.4.12 18:09  |  
   | I just ousted  as the mayor of SPIRE on ! http://4sq.com/cUCL4d | 
| 17.4.12 18:09  |   |   SPIRE (Roseville, Minnesota) | 
| 17.4.12 17:50  |  
   | More reaction shots - it's CRZ 069: http://youtu.be/Oh3x-qd43v4 | 
| 17.4.12 17:17  |  
   | Listened to Panda Rock - Stars | 
| 17.4.12 16:32  |  
   | "Fluid transfer solutions" = "garden hoses delivered" http://instagr.am/p/JiTN__k-5p/ | 
| 17.4.12 15:55  |  
   | Listened to Wally Lopez - Dance Department 2012-04-15 | 
| 17.4.12 15:48  |  
   | Late coffee + no breakfast + no lunch = ooh my head | 
| 17.4.12 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 18.41 ▲0.24 (Range: 18.20 - 18.49) | 
| 17.4.12 14:51  |  
   | Listened to Tocadisco - Tocacabana 2012-04-14 | 
| 17.4.12 13:53  |  
   | Listened to San Holo - Brown Paper Bag 2012-04-12 | 
| 17.4.12 12:52  |  
   | Listened to The Crystal Method - Community Service 2012-03-29 | 
| 17.4.12 11:52  |  
   | Listened to BT - Laptop Symphony 2012-03-31 | 
| 17.4.12 11:19  |  
   | Listened to Laura Jones - Love In Me (Maceo Plex remix) | 
| 17.4.12 10:42  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 16.4.12 23:41  |  
   | I'm watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson | 
| 16.4.12 22:49  |   | Couldn't Chuck have taped his Weight Watchers commercials some other day when he wasn't losing his voice? | 
| 16.4.12 22:06  |  
   | This...is an intriguing idea RT :  I think you need to tattoo "here comes CRZ" on you face. Then you'd be Lord CRZ | 
| 16.4.12 22:03  |  
   | There's been entirely too much Otunga in this match!  OHHHHH GREEN MIST NOOOOOOOO ONE TWO THREE  | 
| 16.4.12 21:56  |  
   | John Cena vs. Lord Tensai in an Extreme Rules match?  Why, I feel like we're getting a PPV main event for free tonight on ! | 
| 16.4.12 21:55  |  
   | Whew!  For a minute there, I was worried his opponent might be Eve  | 
| 16.4.12 21:49  |  
   | Well, either Lord Tensai is the mystery opponent or we've been cheated out of seeing him compete tonight  | 
| 16.4.12 21:48  |  
   | I think Khali just told him "the real Big Show is in my pants"  | 
| 16.4.12 21:47  |  
   | AW is visibly using a tablet.  That's a little too "2010s" for this rasslin' show, isn't it?     | 
| 16.4.12 21:45  |  
   | WHOA HERE'S ROSA MENDES!!!  I have no idea who those two dudes with the belts alongside her are, though  | 
| 16.4.12 21:41  |  
   | Incidentally, doing a  hashtag search brings up the most interesting unrelated promoted tweets | 
| 16.4.12 21:36  |  
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| 16.4.12 21:08  |  
   | More telling was the fact that Punk was wearing a HOODIE   | 
| 16.4.12 21:05  |  
   | John Cena's promo was....not as good as Brock Lesnar's.  Maybe they should have pre-taped his in America, too!  Oh GOOD, here's Johnny!  | 
| 16.4.12 20:52  |  
   | I heard Kane beat up Ace so badly he contracted Hepatitis C!  | 
| 16.4.12 20:50  |  
   | This non-match may not have lasted as long as the ad break - but it DID last longer than the World Championship match at WrestleMania!  | 
| 16.4.12 20:45  |  
   | Look, I know Kane's slower than he used to be, but I don't think his walk to the ring will take an ENTIRE ad break  | 
| 16.4.12 20:43  |  
   | That promo and last week's blood *should* be enough to sell this match - now let's see how they screw it up over the next fortnight  | 
| 16.4.12 20:42  |  
   | Boy, they sure love footage of Lesnar without his chest tattoo   | 
| 16.4.12 20:39  |  
   | "I'm not a superstar." That's how you kick off a  promo!  | 
| 16.4.12 20:36  |  
   |  I guess you'll just have to send him a PM and ask him what he posted | 
| 16.4.12 20:35  |  
   | Lord Tensai's promo was awesome - definitely setting the bar high for Brock Lesnar's "controversial words" to come  | 
| 16.4.12 20:33  |  
   | Wow, this match is spectacular in its awfulness       | 
| 16.4.12 20:30  |  
   | ...except Lawler attempting to read off the script in sync with Marella's shirts, yes  |