30.4.12 21:26 | 
 | BREAKING NEWS: Bellas engage in time-honoured tradition; job in 11 seconds on their way out |
30.4.12 21:23 | 
 | RT : Announced on Mex Raw broadcast, part of WWE May Tour. RT : Confirmado Sin Cara regresa al ring en México http://bit.ly/JxucJE |
30.4.12 21:22 | 
 | Guys - Primo y Epico in the most Loco move of the night? Really? |
30.4.12 21:13 |  | Oh, . |
30.4.12 21:12 | 
 | Tonight's Beat the Clock Challenge matches still feature ad breaks, but they all have to take place between entrances |
30.4.12 21:10 | 
 | Actually, there's a joke in here somewhere. "Who's more powerful than John Laurinaitis?" "Triple H?" "No...Jennifer Hudson." |
30.4.12 21:08 | 
 | . If he can't face Lesnar, he might as well face Cena - I mean, Tensai - no, wait, I mean Cena! |
30.4.12 21:07 | 
 | Eve is ALMOST making me miss David Otunga. ("Who?") Remember Otunga? Carried a ? ("Sucking up again, aren't you?") |
30.4.12 21:05 | 
 | Those glasses sure make Eve's rack look spectacular! (Aw, crap, she made the "eyes up here" crack before I finished this tweet) |
30.4.12 21:00 |  | Was what you saw the very beginning, by chance? Thunder tradition is to stand from tipoff until the first home team bucket |
30.4.12 20:58 |  | My bad! I'm flipping between this and the hallowed halls of MSG for hockey |
30.4.12 20:56 | 
 | Ha! just earned a 9 on the Curt Hawkins skeptiClaysm meter |
30.4.12 20:54 | 
 | So really, they just told us that neither Jericho nor Miz was meant to make it to the end - not that we couldn't figure that out anyway |
30.4.12 20:53 |  | They're in Dayton (home of Rick Scaia!) |
30.4.12 20:50 | 
 | Oops, Black Ref just got future endeavoured for blowing the time cue |
30.4.12 20:49 | 
 | I never noticed that Show sets up his AHHTHEWMD hand motion with a modified AHHHTHECHOKESLAAAAAM hand motion |
30.4.12 20:47 | 
 | . I have to confess that until now I didn't know how un-TV-PG those lyrics were! |
30.4.12 20:43 | 
 | Our official time on that match was 11 seconds. So Bryan Daniels lasted a bit longer. Here's Layla's old theme! http://t.co/ulsECgdd |
30.4.12 20:38 | 
 | We'll go back and check for an official time on that match but Layla may have beaten the clock |
30.4.12 20:31 | 
 | Well....we shouldn't have to worry about ad breaks in the middle of any of the OTHER Beat the Clock Challenge matches tonight |
30.4.12 20:29 | 
 | For comparison purposes, Wikipedia lists LAST night's Miz/Marella match at 4'40" |
30.4.12 20:28 | 
 | Kudos to for scheduling some "Beat the Clock" matches where *either* man can advance |
30.4.12 20:26 |  | Well, let's just say I think one of those two omissions was intentional |
30.4.12 20:24 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
30.4.12 20:23 | 
 | Now, Triple H tapped, right? Interesting how our camera angle never actually SHOWS that |
30.4.12 20:18 | 
 | Man, don't let R-TRUTH hold your broken arm - that dude is CRAZY |
30.4.12 20:17 | 
 | Ooh, the TIE WEARING Security!! |
30.4.12 20:13 | 
 | SAY LORD TENSAI, DAMMIT |
30.4.12 20:12 | 
 | Triple H was super shrewd to wait until AFTER the big-money PPV main event to tell Brock he wasn't getting any of that stuff! |
30.4.12 20:11 |  | Guys, I only transcribe the graphics I am dealt. Ask me the difference between a backslash and a slash, though! |
30.4.12 20:03 | 
 | Oh, and WELCOME TO SUPER SHOW STARRING BROCK LESNAR! (Those of you who hate the wrestling tweets will need to mute me for two hours) |
30.4.12 20:02 | 
 | Did Cole actually say that stuff or did he have to rerecord those lines in post for this bit? |
30.4.12 20:01 |  | I unlocked the WWE Raw: Kelly Kelly sticker! |
30.4.12 20:01 | 
 | I'm watching WWE Raw |
30.4.12 19:34 |  | I'm watching NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams |
30.4.12 19:34 | 
 | I'm watching The McLaughlin Group |
30.4.12 18:21 | 
 | If you can hear through the muffled sound, I DO talk mostly pro wrestling for once...it's CRZ 078: http://youtu.be/5N5twQEyHDI |
30.4.12 18:01 | 
 | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
30.4.12 17:45 | 
 | Listened to Freestyle - Don't Stop The Rock |
30.4.12 16:39 | 
 | Listened to Felix Da Housecat - Ready 2 Wear (Paper Faces mix) |
30.4.12 15:51 | 
 | Listened to Suckers - Chinese Braille |
30.4.12 15:41 | 
 | Selva Salvaje, 9/27/11 (Reuters via The Atlantic) (photo) |
30.4.12 15:20 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to Nightosaur - Demosaur |
30.4.12 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 16.54 ▲0.06 (Range: 16.43 - 16.66) |
30.4.12 13:32 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to The KLF - Chill Out |
30.4.12 13:21 | 
 | Coffee |
30.4.12 11:51 | 
 | Upon further review, putting Cena over Lesnar really devalues all those future house show apperances Lesnar signed on for |
30.4.12 11:35 | 
 | Looks like I forgot again - Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
30.4.12 11:32 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLUEBERRY (probiotic) |
29.4.12 23:25 |  | I'm watching Metalocalypse |