| 14.5.12 21:58  |  
   | Cole pronounces at signs but not hash marks - also, he believes slashes are backslashes   | 
| 14.5.12 21:56  |  
   | That's your department, chief  (anybody else know?) RT :  Has Justin King been on TV since the Beat the Clock mishap? | 
| 14.5.12 21:52  |  
   | WHOA ASIAN REF  | 
| 14.5.12 21:41  |  
   | Hey, wanna feel old?  Ask your kid if he knows why Jericho calls himself "Y2J" (+ remind yourself "1999" was released thirty years ago)  | 
| 14.5.12 21:40  |  
   | I see it's the "classic" LED coat for Jericho tonight  | 
| 14.5.12 21:39  |  
   | Poor AJ - I'm not even sure she knows which roster she's on!   | 
| 14.5.12 21:37  |  
   |   now trending worldwide | 
| 14.5.12 21:33  |  
   | Was it so long ago that a match - a MATCH - like Orton vs. Jericho would have been something you would have hyped for the entire show?  | 
| 14.5.12 21:24  |  
   | IT'S NOT A BACKSLASH YOU IDIOT   | 
| 14.5.12 21:22  |   |  HOLY CRAP IS  on Twitter?  I used to LOVE reading that guy's shit | 
| 14.5.12 21:19  |  
   | That steam coming off Show's head is brought to you by BATTLESHIP  | 
| 14.5.12 21:16  |  
   | I kinda wonder who will sponsor the future recap of this segment - Just for Men?  Doritos Tacos Locos?  Pep Boys?   | 
| 14.5.12 21:13  |  
   | And the guy who did Jack Swagger's theme song smiled  | 
| 14.5.12 21:13  |  
   | The camouflage couldn't mask his breaking heart  | 
| 14.5.12 21:11  |  
   | Show's acting may be totally over the top and awful, but it's totally working on this live crowd  | 
| 14.5.12 21:08  |  
   | Stop giving him ideas, Show!  | 
| 14.5.12 21:05  |  
   | Laurinaitis interrupting Show's matches on the mic is a step back creatively from Cody Rhodes interrupting with embarrassing clips  | 
| 14.5.12 20:54  |  
   | Hooray!  Otunga is back!     | 
| 14.5.12 20:53  |  
   | [+] [–]  I unlocked the WWE Raw: David Otunga sticker! | 
| 14.5.12 20:53  |  
   | Every time they show Eve catching Big Show as opposed to anybody watching a monitor or the cameraman snitchin', take a drink  | 
| 14.5.12 20:48  |  
   | I find it hard to believe that "WILL THE BIG SHOW BE FIRED?!" was the show-long cliffhanger they thought would hold ratings tonight  | 
| 14.5.12 20:29  |   | [+] [–]  I'm watching NBA on TNT | 
| 14.5.12 20:14  |  
   | Triple H: "Your thoughts to my thoughts..."  | 
| 14.5.12 20:02  |  
   | WELCOME TO ! With Kim currently landing @ JFK, I have NO FILTER tonight! Later, we'll decide whether or not this was a good or bad thing | 
| 14.5.12 19:10  |   | [+] [–]  I'm watching NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs | 
| 14.5.12 17:42  |  
   | Here we go again - it's CRZ 088: http://youtu.be/trpJ6x8LcCw | 
| 14.5.12 17:20  |  
   | Oh no!  The office vending machine is out of Diet Dr Pepper! | 
| 14.5.12 16:23  |  
   | The printer is dispensing wisdom again...  @ Symantec | 
| 14.5.12 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 15.24 ▼0.22 (Range: 14.74 - 15.42) | 
| 14.5.12 14:53  |   | She ALWAYS upgrades :-* RT : Just posted a photo @ Terminal 2 (Humphrey) http://t.co/DylzkjXf | 
| 14.5.12 14:10  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Tom Middleton - Glasstracks | 
| 14.5.12 13:52  |  
   | Listened to Kollege Reiff - All You Need Is Löw | 
| 14.5.12 13:46  |  
   | Listened to Sound-Raster - Dedicated to the syn | 
| 14.5.12 13:31  |  
   | Listened to Underworld - JAL to Tokyo (Paul Woolford vocal) | 
| 14.5.12 13:14  |  
   | Listened to 777 - Miracle (Orb Remix) | 
| 14.5.12 13:14  |  
   | Listened to System 7 - Miracle | 
| 14.5.12 12:09  |  
   | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BOYSENBERRY (fruit on the bottom) | 
| 14.5.12 10:46  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 14.5.12 10:33  |  
   |   U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 14.5.12 00:17  |   | I'm watching Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie | 
| 13.5.12 23:16  |   | I unlocked the Fan sticker! | 
| 13.5.12 23:16  |   | I'm watching Metalocalypse | 
| 13.5.12 23:15  |   | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 13.5.12 20:32  |   | [+] [–]  I unlocked the American Dad Season 7 Finale sticker! | 
| 13.5.12 20:07  |   | [+] [–]  I'm watching Family Guy | 
| 13.5.12 19:30  |   | I'm watching Bob's Burgers | 
| 13.5.12 19:25  |   | I'm watching The Simpsons | 
| 13.5.12 18:30  |   | I'm watching The Cleveland Show | 
| 13.5.12 18:00  |   | I'm watching 60 Minutes | 
| 13.5.12 13:56  |   | I'm thinking about Mother's Day |