| 15.5.12 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 15.35 ▲0.12 (Range: 15.14 - 15.63) |
| 15.5.12 14:15 | 
 | Other sites get "slashdotted" - gets "KeithScotted" |
| 15.5.12 12:34 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: CARAMEL DELIGHT |
| 15.5.12 12:33 | 
| Coffee |
| 15.5.12 11:24 | 
|  Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 15.5.12 11:11 |
 | U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 15.5.12 01:49 |
 | Think case doesn't matter? Try http://cbs.com/Scotland (what was on screen) vs. http://cbs.com/scotland (what actually works) |
| 15.5.12 01:18 | 
| I'm watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson |
| 15.5.12 01:03 | 
 | This Ricky Rubio HORSE shot went under the radar (probably because it needs to be rotated 90°) |
| 14.5.12 23:25 | | I'm watching Inside the NBA |
| 14.5.12 22:20 | | Yeah, Reggie, Kobe LOVES being down by 31 and counting. Gimme a break. |
| 14.5.12 22:16 | | HOLY CATS A 27 POINT LEAD?! |
| 14.5.12 22:16 |
 | And so ended the main event segment featuring Gavin Cena and Garrison Laurinaitis - and this episode of - g'night |
| 14.5.12 22:15 | | I'm sorry, but if nobody says "You sank my battleship!" during this ad, there is NO WAY I'm going to see this movie |
| 14.5.12 22:12 |
| A one on one match! I've never heard of such a gimmick! |
| 14.5.12 22:10 |
| MENTION THE DIVORCE |
| 14.5.12 22:09 |
| It's probably killing this company that a certain five letter word starting with L isn't trending worldwide |
| 14.5.12 22:07 |
| You know what's REALLY confusing? These two dudes have THE SAME FIRST NAME - HOW did that get by Vince?! |
| 14.5.12 22:07 |
| "He said Pittsburgh!" |
| 14.5.12 22:06 |
| Punchlines are wasted on this crowd - they start cheering before he can finish the sentence |
| 14.5.12 22:05 |
| RT : is this funny? If only the announcers could let me know to laugh. |
| 14.5.12 22:04 |
| One word comes to mind... RT : I have no words. |
| 14.5.12 22:04 |
| I'm missing the and for this crap? |
| 14.5.12 21:58 |
| Cole pronounces at signs but not hash marks - also, he believes slashes are backslashes |
| 14.5.12 21:56 |
| That's your department, chief (anybody else know?) RT : Has Justin King been on TV since the Beat the Clock mishap? |
| 14.5.12 21:52 |
| WHOA ASIAN REF |
| 14.5.12 21:41 |
| Hey, wanna feel old? Ask your kid if he knows why Jericho calls himself "Y2J" (+ remind yourself "1999" was released thirty years ago) |
| 14.5.12 21:40 |
| I see it's the "classic" LED coat for Jericho tonight |
| 14.5.12 21:39 |
| Poor AJ - I'm not even sure she knows which roster she's on! |
| 14.5.12 21:37 |
 | now trending worldwide |
| 14.5.12 21:33 |
| Was it so long ago that a match - a MATCH - like Orton vs. Jericho would have been something you would have hyped for the entire show? |
| 14.5.12 21:24 |
| IT'S NOT A BACKSLASH YOU IDIOT |
| 14.5.12 21:22 | | HOLY CRAP IS on Twitter? I used to LOVE reading that guy's shit |
| 14.5.12 21:19 |
| That steam coming off Show's head is brought to you by BATTLESHIP |
| 14.5.12 21:16 |
| I kinda wonder who will sponsor the future recap of this segment - Just for Men? Doritos Tacos Locos? Pep Boys? |
| 14.5.12 21:13 |
| And the guy who did Jack Swagger's theme song smiled |
| 14.5.12 21:13 |
| The camouflage couldn't mask his breaking heart |
| 14.5.12 21:11 |
| Show's acting may be totally over the top and awful, but it's totally working on this live crowd |
| 14.5.12 21:08 |
| Stop giving him ideas, Show! |
| 14.5.12 21:05 |
| Laurinaitis interrupting Show's matches on the mic is a step back creatively from Cody Rhodes interrupting with embarrassing clips |
| 14.5.12 20:54 |
| Hooray! Otunga is back! |
| 14.5.12 20:53 |
| [+] [–] I unlocked the WWE Raw: David Otunga sticker! |
| 14.5.12 20:53 |
| Every time they show Eve catching Big Show as opposed to anybody watching a monitor or the cameraman snitchin', take a drink |
| 14.5.12 20:48 |
| I find it hard to believe that "WILL THE BIG SHOW BE FIRED?!" was the show-long cliffhanger they thought would hold ratings tonight |
| 14.5.12 20:29 | | [+] [–] I'm watching NBA on TNT |
| 14.5.12 20:14 |
| Triple H: "Your thoughts to my thoughts..." |
| 14.5.12 20:02 |
| WELCOME TO ! With Kim currently landing @ JFK, I have NO FILTER tonight! Later, we'll decide whether or not this was a good or bad thing |
| 14.5.12 19:10 | | [+] [–] I'm watching NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs |
| 14.5.12 17:42 |
 | Here we go again - it's CRZ 088: http://youtu.be/trpJ6x8LcCw |
| 14.5.12 17:20 | 
| Oh no! The office vending machine is out of Diet Dr Pepper! |
