28.1.13 22:09 | 
 | WAOOOAOAOAAAAAAOOOOOOW |
28.1.13 22:08 | 
 | Brock Lesnar is brought to you by Jimmy John's, CASE IH Farming Equipment and Rocky Mountain Dealerships |
28.1.13 22:07 | 
 | WELL |
28.1.13 21:55 | 
 | Since this sketch is in the money slot, we HAVE to have Brock Lesnar here, right? Er.....right? |
28.1.13 21:49 | 
 | It's 9:49 - do you know where Fandango is? |
28.1.13 21:40 | 
 | When's Vickie bringing back Jack Swagger? It's what's right for business! |
28.1.13 21:31 | 
 | "Alex Trebek? Try making a reference from this century!" - what Cole was thinking (Cole was wrong) |
28.1.13 21:30 | 
 | Keep apologising, Cole - keep apologising. |
28.1.13 21:28 | 
 | I'm snickering audibly RT : This is going to be hilarious. |
28.1.13 21:22 | 
 | What exactly would Heyman be terminated from? He's a special adviser to Punk and Brock - aren't THEY paying him and not WWE? |
28.1.13 21:15 | 
 | Decent announcer or veteran script writer would include ' 1st title win in a Tables Match - unfortunately, has neither |
28.1.13 21:04 | 
 | You know what else we never got? ("Ice cream bars?") Well, yes, but...what happened with that new belt we all saw photos of? |
28.1.13 21:02 | 
 | Hopefully they'll now set up the rematch Cena already spoilered for us |
28.1.13 21:01 | 
 | A HA HA HA HA HA TWINKIE TITS HA HA HA THAT'S TRENDING NOW |
28.1.13 20:58 |  | Obligatory "I like to call it Lost Wages" tweet |
28.1.13 20:57 | 
 | One thing very evident over these past 24 hrs: "The Rock" most difficult name for announcer Justin Jason Roberts to really "Roberts" up |
28.1.13 20:52 | 
 | RT : That's some good obscure knowledge recall there... // It's all I have to show for it! Kids: never recap wrestling |
28.1.13 20:50 | 
 | Cole: "I promise, folks - things'll get better!" (cut to COMING UP: THE ROCK graphic) Me: "IT'S NOT GETTING BETTER!" |
28.1.13 20:41 | 
 | Probably the best duct taping ever (out of the 3 I can remember) But I can't BELIEVE we didn't even get ONE "poked the bear" |
28.1.13 20:34 | 
 | Not as memorable as "mohel of mercy?" :) |
28.1.13 20:33 | 
 | PLACE BETS NOW: Over/under on saying "poked the bear:" 6 |
28.1.13 20:26 | 
 | Guys, he was a HIP HOP HIPPO. |
28.1.13 20:23 | 
 | Nailed it. You should follow me. |
28.1.13 20:19 | 
 | 50/50 chance Tensai comes out in lingerie anyway, because we all know WWE Superstars never watch their own television |
28.1.13 20:10 | 
 | Nothing personal, voiceover guy, but get the F outta here |
28.1.13 20:06 | 
 | Shield coming - take your Dramamine |
28.1.13 20:05 | 
 | HEY LOOK AT THAT SIGN |
28.1.13 20:05 | 
 | Did we establish Punk and Rock were actually going to have the rematch? Was I just not paying attention? Was that on "the App?" |
28.1.13 19:55 | 
 | Flintstones references actually predate the WWWF |
28.1.13 19:54 | 
 | The "cover" of Fruity Pebbles? |
28.1.13 19:41 | 
 | HOW DARE THEY RECORD OVER THE WORDS "WORLD WIDE WRESTLING FEDERATION" |
28.1.13 19:38 | 
 | Irony: this may be the only segment where you WON'T hear the commentary team snicker mindlessly - no, wait, even here they'll do that |
28.1.13 19:33 | 
 | But...that's the "Vickie Vegas challenge" wheel! But the other wheel WASN'T on "Vickie Vegas challenge!" |
28.1.13 19:16 | 
 | I'm watching WWE Raw |
28.1.13 19:12 | 
 | A million Internet bucks to any commentator calling Vickie a "croupier" tonight |
28.1.13 19:09 | 
 | Yep, WWE bases angle advancement around "videotape" in 2013 |
28.1.13 19:04 | 
 | Guys... roulette isn't the one where you spin a wheel - let's get that out of the way right now |
28.1.13 18:24 | 
 | I wonder if WWE regrets investing in Tout now that Vine is where all the cool kids are showing their junk |
28.1.13 16:18 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to The Chemical Brothers - Singles 93-03 |
28.1.13 15:15 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to Recoil - Faith Healer |
28.1.13 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 21.89 â–¼0.24 (Range: 21.87 - 22.26) |
28.1.13 14:02 |  | California Vegetable |
28.1.13 12:17 | 
 | Coffee |
28.1.13 12:15 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to gusgus - Arabian Horse |
28.1.13 12:03 |  | By the way, has anybody set up an archive of the NSFW Vines yet? |
28.1.13 12:02 |  | RT : I'm not 'dicking around on the internet,' I'm 'crowdsourcing entertainment.' |
28.1.13 11:28 |  | I unlocked the WWE Royal Rumble 2013 PPV Poster Series sticker! |
28.1.13 10:36 | 
 | Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
28.1.13 00:02 |  | I'm watching Bob's Burgers |
27.1.13 23:38 |  | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper |