| 28.1.13 23:01  |   | [+] [–]  I'm watching The Late Show with David Letterman | 
| 28.1.13 22:15  |  
   | . I like that it looks like a botch, though - looked more "real" to me  with a "non-wrestler" taking the F5 + still looked very OW! | 
| 28.1.13 22:10  |  
   | Now, that - THAT was worth the fifty bucks I didn't pay for Royal Rumble  | 
| 28.1.13 22:09  |  
   | WAOOOAOAOAAAAAAOOOOOOW  | 
| 28.1.13 22:08  |  
   | Brock Lesnar is brought to you by Jimmy John's, CASE IH Farming Equipment and Rocky Mountain Dealerships  | 
| 28.1.13 22:07  |  
   | WELL  | 
| 28.1.13 21:55  |  
   | Since this sketch is in the money slot, we HAVE to have Brock Lesnar here, right?  Er.....right?   | 
| 28.1.13 21:49  |  
   | It's 9:49 - do you know where Fandango is?  | 
| 28.1.13 21:40  |  
   | When's Vickie bringing back Jack Swagger?  It's what's right for business!   | 
| 28.1.13 21:31  |  
   | "Alex Trebek?  Try making a reference from this century!" - what Cole was thinking (Cole was wrong)  | 
| 28.1.13 21:30  |  
   | Keep apologising, Cole - keep apologising.   | 
| 28.1.13 21:28  |  
   | I'm snickering audibly RT : This is going to be hilarious. | 
| 28.1.13 21:22  |  
   | What exactly would Heyman be terminated from?  He's a special adviser to Punk and Brock - aren't THEY paying him and not WWE?  | 
| 28.1.13 21:15  |  
   | Decent announcer or veteran script writer would include ' 1st title win in a Tables Match - unfortunately,  has neither  | 
| 28.1.13 21:04  |  
   | You know what else we never got?  ("Ice cream bars?") Well, yes, but...what happened with that new belt we all saw photos of?  | 
| 28.1.13 21:02  |  
   | Hopefully they'll now set up the rematch Cena already spoilered for us  | 
| 28.1.13 21:01  |  
   | A HA HA HA HA HA TWINKIE TITS HA HA HA THAT'S TRENDING NOW  | 
| 28.1.13 20:58  |   | Obligatory "I like to call it Lost Wages" tweet | 
| 28.1.13 20:57  |  
   | One thing very evident over these past 24 hrs: "The Rock" most difficult name for announcer Justin Jason Roberts to really "Roberts" up  | 
| 28.1.13 20:52  |  
   | RT :  That's some good obscure knowledge recall there... // It's all I have to show for it!  Kids: never recap wrestling | 
| 28.1.13 20:50  |  
   | Cole: "I promise, folks - things'll get better!" (cut to COMING UP: THE ROCK graphic) Me: "IT'S NOT GETTING BETTER!"  | 
| 28.1.13 20:41  |  
   | Probably the best duct taping ever (out of the 3 I can remember)  But I can't BELIEVE we didn't even get ONE "poked the bear" | 
| 28.1.13 20:34  |  
   |  Not as memorable as "mohel of mercy?" :) | 
| 28.1.13 20:33  |  
   | PLACE BETS NOW: Over/under on  saying "poked the bear:" 6  | 
| 28.1.13 20:26  |  
   | Guys, he was a HIP HOP HIPPO.    | 
| 28.1.13 20:23  |  
   | Nailed it.  You should follow me.   | 
| 28.1.13 20:19  |  
   | 50/50 chance Tensai comes out in lingerie anyway, because we all know WWE Superstars never watch their own television  | 
| 28.1.13 20:10  |  
   | Nothing personal, voiceover guy, but get the F outta here  | 
| 28.1.13 20:06  |  
   | Shield coming - take your Dramamine  | 
| 28.1.13 20:05  |  
   | HEY LOOK AT THAT SIGN  | 
| 28.1.13 20:05  |  
   | Did we establish Punk and Rock were actually going to have the rematch?  Was I just not paying attention?  Was that on "the App?"   | 
| 28.1.13 19:55  |  
   | Flintstones references actually predate the WWWF  | 
| 28.1.13 19:54  |  
   | The "cover" of Fruity Pebbles?   | 
| 28.1.13 19:41  |  
   | HOW DARE THEY RECORD OVER THE WORDS "WORLD WIDE WRESTLING FEDERATION"  | 
| 28.1.13 19:38  |  
   | Irony: this may be the only segment where you WON'T hear the commentary team  snicker mindlessly - no, wait, even here they'll do that  | 
| 28.1.13 19:33  |  
   | But...that's the "Vickie Vegas challenge" wheel!   But the other wheel WASN'T on "Vickie Vegas challenge!"    | 
| 28.1.13 19:16  |  
   | I'm watching WWE Raw | 
| 28.1.13 19:12  |  
   | A million Internet bucks to any commentator calling Vickie a "croupier" tonight  | 
| 28.1.13 19:09  |  
   | Yep, WWE bases angle advancement around "videotape" in 2013  | 
| 28.1.13 19:04  |  
   | Guys... roulette isn't the one where you spin a wheel - let's get that out of the way right now  | 
| 28.1.13 18:24  |  
   | I wonder if WWE regrets investing in Tout now that Vine is where all the cool kids are showing their junk | 
| 28.1.13 16:18  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to The Chemical Brothers - Singles 93-03 | 
| 28.1.13 15:15  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Recoil - Faith Healer | 
| 28.1.13 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 21.89 â–¼0.24 (Range: 21.87 - 22.26) | 
| 28.1.13 14:02  |   | California Vegetable | 
| 28.1.13 12:17  |  
   | Coffee | 
| 28.1.13 12:15  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to gusgus - Arabian Horse | 
| 28.1.13 12:03  |   | By the way, has anybody set up an archive of the NSFW Vines yet? | 
| 28.1.13 12:02  |   | RT : I'm not 'dicking around on the internet,' I'm 'crowdsourcing entertainment.' | 
| 28.1.13 11:28  |   | I unlocked the WWE Royal Rumble 2013 PPV Poster Series sticker! |