| 29.1.13 15:48 | 
 | When the live audience isn't providing "laugh track" response you were hoping for, doubling down with commentator chuckles is NOT the fix |
| 29.1.13 15:47 |
| If an angle's logic can be blown away with "Hey (superstar), watch this backstage segment published to YouTube" tweet, it needs rewriting |
| 29.1.13 15:46 |
| Put headquarters in Los Angeles with airing on a three hour tape delay. Would they still care more about Twitter than TV ratings? |
| 29.1.13 15:45 |
| No ratings? No problem! Ratings are only a secondary goal to stoking crowd chants and dominating the Twitter trending topics. That's MONEY |
| 29.1.13 15:45 |
| And isn't it OK to skip the first 2:50 anyway? If ratings mattered, WHY would they try so hard to get people to use "THE APP" during ads? |
| 29.1.13 15:44 |
| When your 3 hour show is absolute garbage except for a killer final segment, aren't you telling the "Universe" to skip the first 2:50? |
| 29.1.13 15:43 |
| Gonna try a 10 tweet editorial on stuff bugging me about and in general - if any resonate w/ you, retweets definitely appreciated |
| 29.1.13 15:42 |
 | Apologies in advance to any Timberwolves fans following me who hate wrestling for the following Twitter experiment: |
| 29.1.13 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 21.91 ▲0.02 (Range: 21.66 - 21.96) |
| 29.1.13 14:23 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to Underworld - The Anthology 1992-2012 |
| 29.1.13 13:46 | | Nooooooooo booze pix or we riot (figuratively) |
| 29.1.13 13:45 |
 | Happy to be a fan sponsor of the 52! RT : Thank you all for the congratulations. Cant wait to announce the primary sponsor. |
| 29.1.13 13:26 |
| [+] [–] Listened to Sneaker Pimps - Covers |
| 29.1.13 13:22 | 
| Coffee |
| 29.1.13 12:23 |
| RT : Where is Ricky? Please fix this ... http://lockerz.com/s/280165998 |
| 29.1.13 10:58 | 
|  Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 29.1.13 10:52 |
 | Listened to Metrik - Essential Mix 2013-01-26 |
| 28.1.13 23:47 | 
 | I'm watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson |
| 28.1.13 23:01 | | [+] [–] I'm watching The Late Show with David Letterman |
| 28.1.13 22:15 |
| . I like that it looks like a botch, though - looked more "real" to me with a "non-wrestler" taking the F5 + still looked very OW! |
| 28.1.13 22:10 |
| Now, that - THAT was worth the fifty bucks I didn't pay for Royal Rumble |
| 28.1.13 22:09 |
| WAOOOAOAOAAAAAAOOOOOOW |
| 28.1.13 22:08 |
| Brock Lesnar is brought to you by Jimmy John's, CASE IH Farming Equipment and Rocky Mountain Dealerships |
| 28.1.13 22:07 |
| WELL |
| 28.1.13 21:55 |
| Since this sketch is in the money slot, we HAVE to have Brock Lesnar here, right? Er.....right? |
| 28.1.13 21:49 |
| It's 9:49 - do you know where Fandango is? |
| 28.1.13 21:40 |
| When's Vickie bringing back Jack Swagger? It's what's right for business! |
| 28.1.13 21:31 |
| "Alex Trebek? Try making a reference from this century!" - what Cole was thinking (Cole was wrong) |
| 28.1.13 21:30 |
| Keep apologising, Cole - keep apologising. |
| 28.1.13 21:28 |
| I'm snickering audibly RT : This is going to be hilarious. |
| 28.1.13 21:22 |
| What exactly would Heyman be terminated from? He's a special adviser to Punk and Brock - aren't THEY paying him and not WWE? |
| 28.1.13 21:15 |
| Decent announcer or veteran script writer would include ' 1st title win in a Tables Match - unfortunately, has neither |
| 28.1.13 21:04 |
| You know what else we never got? ("Ice cream bars?") Well, yes, but...what happened with that new belt we all saw photos of? |
| 28.1.13 21:02 |
| Hopefully they'll now set up the rematch Cena already spoilered for us |
| 28.1.13 21:01 |
| A HA HA HA HA HA TWINKIE TITS HA HA HA THAT'S TRENDING NOW |
| 28.1.13 20:58 | | Obligatory "I like to call it Lost Wages" tweet |
| 28.1.13 20:57 |
| One thing very evident over these past 24 hrs: "The Rock" most difficult name for announcer Justin Jason Roberts to really "Roberts" up |
| 28.1.13 20:52 |
 | RT : That's some good obscure knowledge recall there... // It's all I have to show for it! Kids: never recap wrestling |
| 28.1.13 20:50 |
| Cole: "I promise, folks - things'll get better!" (cut to COMING UP: THE ROCK graphic) Me: "IT'S NOT GETTING BETTER!" |
| 28.1.13 20:41 |
| Probably the best duct taping ever (out of the 3 I can remember) But I can't BELIEVE we didn't even get ONE "poked the bear" |
| 28.1.13 20:34 |
| Not as memorable as "mohel of mercy?" :) |
| 28.1.13 20:33 |
| PLACE BETS NOW: Over/under on saying "poked the bear:" 6 |
| 28.1.13 20:26 |
| Guys, he was a HIP HOP HIPPO. |
| 28.1.13 20:23 |
| Nailed it. You should follow me. |
| 28.1.13 20:19 |
| 50/50 chance Tensai comes out in lingerie anyway, because we all know WWE Superstars never watch their own television |
| 28.1.13 20:10 |
| Nothing personal, voiceover guy, but get the F outta here |
| 28.1.13 20:06 |
| Shield coming - take your Dramamine |
| 28.1.13 20:05 |
| HEY LOOK AT THAT SIGN |
| 28.1.13 20:05 |
| Did we establish Punk and Rock were actually going to have the rematch? Was I just not paying attention? Was that on "the App?" |
| 28.1.13 19:55 |
| Flintstones references actually predate the WWWF |
