18.11.13 22:04 | 
 | So you waited all night to see Jeff Jarrett LITERALLY on a BLINKIN' HORSE? I'm sorry. And here it is: http://youtu.be/A57yqbbzd4I |
18.11.13 21:53 | 
 | Remember, Cole has index cards with three adjectives for every superstar - "the <adjective1> Wyatt...the <adjective2> Wyatt..." |
18.11.13 21:14 | 
 | Yeah, I was thinking "Ph.D. in Educational Psychology" when he stuck out his tongue through his entire entrance |
18.11.13 20:50 | 
 | So Triple H muffed his line "Who do you think you are?" into "Who do you think you're talking to?" AND THEY REPLAYED IT LATER |
18.11.13 20:37 | 
 | I don't know about you, but I watch for the ON AIR PROMOTION http://pic.twitter.com/d9RGgaYQsu |
18.11.13 20:30 | 
 | So AJ and Kaitlyn are on the same team? Check. |
18.11.13 20:23 | 
 | I guess she's not a Guerrero after all!
{ Eight years five days since we lost Eddie } |
18.11.13 20:20 | 
 | Is he a heel or is he a Kmart spokesman? |
18.11.13 19:50 | 
 | Oh man you better not be kayfabin' me RT : he is suppose too |
18.11.13 19:47 | 
 | is a total failure unless "The Real Double J" Jesse Jammes comes out with his misspelled name and sings "With My Baby Tonight" |
18.11.13 19:44 | 
 | I also miss Beckie the Farmer's Daughter and/or Bronco Billie |
18.11.13 19:41 |  | CRZ KEEPIN' IT REAL™ |
18.11.13 19:40 | 
 | Is this country music? I guess I hate country music. |
18.11.13 19:38 |  | Does "prestigious" mean "black?" |
18.11.13 19:32 | 
 | [+] [–] I unlocked the WWE Superstar Series: The Authority Sticker |
18.11.13 19:31 | 
 | These kids watching are really impressed by how much Big E can press! |
18.11.13 19:21 | 
 | So is a bunch of special ad bumpers for the iTunes Music Store? GENIUS! |
18.11.13 19:20 |  | RT : STOP SHAKING THE FUCKING CAMERA. IT DOESN'T ADD ANYTHING. |
18.11.13 19:20 | 
 | "The referee can't do anything!" (bell rings) "Ah, good call by John Cone." Your commentary team |
18.11.13 19:18 | 
 | Maddox draw on his abs tonight? |
18.11.13 19:04 | 
 | Voiceovers aren't country |
18.11.13 18:24 | 
 | Rainbow Foods (Minneapolis, MN) |
18.11.13 16:56 | 
 | 24 oz bottle of Diet Dr Pepper |
18.11.13 15:24 |  | Burger King (Roseville, MN) |
18.11.13 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 23.65 ▲0.07 (Range: 23.53 - 23.96) |
18.11.13 13:24 | 
 | Coffee! |
18.11.13 12:47 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: LEMON CREAM PIE |
18.11.13 09:58 | 
 | Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
18.11.13 09:50 | 
 | U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
17.11.13 21:32 |  | [+] [–] I unlocked the Eastbound & Down: Chapter 29 Sticker |
17.11.13 21:31 |  | [+] [–] I unlocked the Hello Ladies: The Drive Sticker |
17.11.13 21:29 |  | RT : dude. the finale. |
17.11.13 20:53 |  | [+] [–] I unlocked the Sunday Night Football 2013: Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos Sticker |
17.11.13 19:26 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
17.11.13 18:53 |  | Active NBA players (and Kobe) older than 35 as of right now (Jason Collins turns 35 in just over two weeks.) |
17.11.13 18:03 | 
 | Oh God is Dierdorf STILL going on about that? |
17.11.13 14:44 |  | If the weather were REALLY that bad, would I be reading you complaining about it on Facebook? |
16.11.13 22:29 |  | [+] [–] I unlocked the Saturday Night Live: Lady Gaga Sticker |
16.11.13 22:21 |  | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper |
16.11.13 21:58 | 
 | McDonald's (Saint Paul, MN) |
16.11.13 21:20 | 
 | WOLVES WIN! #twolves 106 - #celtics 88 @ Target Center |
16.11.13 20:30 | 
 | DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT! KEVIN LOVE: 10 (16 & 10, 7:17 3rd) |
16.11.13 20:27 | 
 | DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT! NIKOLA PEKOVIC: 5 (14 & 10, 8:28 3rd) |
16.11.13 20:10 | 
 | HALFTIME: #twolves 55 - #celtics 50 @ Target Center |
16.11.13 18:48 | 
 | LET'S GO - beat the ! (at w/ 34 others) http://4sq.com/17c0W8T |
16.11.13 18:48 | 
 | LET'S GO #TWOLVES - beat the #celtics! - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN) |
16.11.13 16:29 |  | "Ah, five to 5am at the guy mowing that lawn was just able to mark a Maze featuring Frankie Beverly video."
"MTV and Paramount invited me"
"No, McDonalds, I am still getting cold bottle of PacMan is now"
"Because I watched The Rockafire Explosion on Netflix on our Wifi Bluray player!"
"And now, to their user interface?"
- CRZbot #WWIS http://what-would-i-say.com/ (via K-la Vosper) |
16.11.13 15:25 | 
 | U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
16.11.13 14:40 | 
 | My wife made coffee! |
16.11.13 13:36 |  | As I was doing the last mow/mulch of the year, I came to a realisation: Over the years, the most valuable lesson I have learned about lawn care is that greatest threat to my lawn is me taking an active interest in it. When I leave it alone, it does just fine, but when I start trying to "care" for it, I usually do more harm than good.
(Trenchant comparison of my lawn care routine to government/libertarianism goes here) |