| 13.1.14 20:52 | 
 | Hello, Twitter! Which WWE superstar would be the best for an "I'm the Man I'm the Man I'm the Man" Beats by Dre™ ad? |
| 13.1.14 20:34 |
| *snort* |
| 13.1.14 20:28 |
| I dunno... gold lipstick makes her look like when Dave Chapelle played that crack addict |
| 13.1.14 20:26 |
| By the way, what was up with Miz talking about his fiancee during Main Event last week? Don't we want Miz to be attainable? |
| 13.1.14 20:18 | | RT : I like saying "DERP!", because that's what I hear that sound effect as. |
| 13.1.14 20:16 |
| DID THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS JOIN THE WYATT FAMILY???????? |
| 13.1.14 19:59 | | Papa India Sierra Sierra Bravo Romeo Echo Alpha Kilo |
| 13.1.14 19:57 |
| Punk should have come out to "With My Baby Tonight" |
| 13.1.14 19:51 | | (I never get tired of making that joke, no) |
| 13.1.14 19:51 |
| ONLY ON 1WRESTLING: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHICH UFC STAR WAS ON |
| 13.1.14 19:38 |
| So it debuts at five after the hour? Who'd'a thunk WWE Network would be on Turner time? |
| 13.1.14 19:37 |
| Don't get me wrong, though - I'll totally pay for WWE Network WHOA WAS THAT EVAN BOURNE?! |
| 13.1.14 19:36 |
| I don't think you can call it "television," though - perhaps WWE should find some suitable misspelling they can trademark |
| 13.1.14 19:32 |
| Ah yes, the ol' "why even watch Smackdown" match coming up later |
| 13.1.14 19:31 |
| Guys really impressed me in this match |
| 13.1.14 19:18 |
| If - IF you were gonna book a Cena loss, you might very well try to bury it in the second match of the first hour of |
| 13.1.14 19:16 |
| DUBDUBSTEPE NETWORK Y'ALL |
| 13.1.14 19:12 |
| SMASH CUT COUNT: 4 (so far) |
| 13.1.14 19:11 |
| Lawler: "One word to describe this is 'strange...really strange.'" |
| 13.1.14 19:09 |
| How did this not turn into a ? |
| 13.1.14 19:02 |
| How would you type the Wyatt Family smash cut? Is it like "d--!" which must be short for "duuuuuuh?" |
| 13.1.14 19:00 |
| Time now to invest a little more than three hours on a property which was nominated for zero Golden Globes! |
| 13.1.14 15:58 | | Oh, right, the Nest thing. OK. (Sadly, I had to.....Google it...I'll be over there) |
| 13.1.14 15:57 | | I'm old, so it would help me if you provided some context to your surely hilarious "thermostat on Google+" jokes |
| 13.1.14 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 22.20 ▼1.27 (Range: 22.15 - 23.05) |
| 13.1.14 12:46 | 
| Coffee time |
| 13.1.14 10:22 |
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RED RASPBERRY |
| 13.1.14 09:58 | 
|  Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 12.1.14 19:24 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 11.1.14 21:50 | | "Boy, Andrew Luck has just settled into his rhythm - what a great, great quarterback - no panicking here" |
| 11.1.14 20:28 | | "Maybe you hold them to a field goal!" But wait...a field goal still 1 more point than a safety. Ah, Dierdorf. |
| 11.1.14 19:13 | | So what do we think - will we get bloody brilliant Dan Dierdorf tonight or bloody awful Dan Dierdorf? (Perhaps both?) |
| 11.1.14 13:05 | 
 | Listened to Friendly - We Got Juice |
| 11.1.14 13:01 |
 | U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 11.1.14 13:00 |
| Listened to Depeche Mode - Any Second Now |
| 11.1.14 12:57 |
| Listened to Krystal K - Lets Get It Right [Dirty Trikz Fake Remix] |
| 11.1.14 10:04 |
| Pagoda (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 11.1.14 09:59 |
| Listened to Red Pens - Weekdays |
| 11.1.14 09:55 |
| Listened to Jesse Rose - A Sided |
| 10.1.14 22:43 |
| Listened to The Whip - Sirens |
| 10.1.14 22:38 |
| Listened to Goat Dance - High Voltage |
| 10.1.14 22:31 |
| Rainbow Foods (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 10.1.14 21:42 |
| Target (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 10.1.14 21:41 |
| Listened to Luther Vandross - Sometimes It's Only Love |
| 10.1.14 21:36 |
| Listened to Montefiori Cocktail - mucha muhacha |
| 10.1.14 21:31 |
| Listened to Mojo Nixon - I Wanna Race Bigfoot Trucks |
| 10.1.14 21:11 | 
 | Bonus final score @ Target Center |
| 10.1.14 21:10 |
| WOLVES WIN! #twolves 119 - #bobcats 92 @ Target Center |
| 10.1.14 21:05 |
| EVERYBODY SCORES! YOU score, YOU score, YOU score! |
| 10.1.14 21:04 |
 | RT : I still love you ! So happy to see your face in Target Center again even as you are bombing us with threes xo |
