20.1.14 20:15 | 
 | Punk should have dropped a Monty Sopp bomb |
20.1.14 20:12 | 
 | Man, hasn't tweeted for a year and a week - is he still alive? |
20.1.14 20:06 | 
 | Crack commentators can't seem to grasp the complexities of rock/paper/scissors |
20.1.14 19:58 | 
 | WWE has a dream... of out-trending Richard Sherman |
20.1.14 19:55 |  | I like this Pharrell song! |
20.1.14 19:53 | 
 | Who's Emma? I don't know. All I know is I hate her fans. |
20.1.14 19:47 | 
 | When he calls him "Bryan," HE'S SHOOTIN' |
20.1.14 19:46 | 
 | RT : JIK |
20.1.14 19:42 | 
 | I bet if Richard Sherman ever posed with a championship WWE would mention him |
20.1.14 19:38 | 
 | That incredible moment of last week now seems even MORE incredible with all the music and cuts and masks and Instagram filters |
20.1.14 19:32 | 
 | Good of Richard Sherman to time the release of his apology in order to shut out Batista's back (and/or front) as top trend |
20.1.14 19:25 | 
 | So are they lying out their asses about that God-awful hashtag trending Worldwide or is my Twitter window broken? |
20.1.14 19:24 |  | |
20.1.14 19:24 | 
 | RT : I WALK ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
IN SKINNY JEANS
WITH A NOSE STUD
& A BELLY BUTTON TATT |
20.1.14 19:14 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
20.1.14 19:14 | 
 | Batista's got old man abs. HE'S BALDER THAN EVER! |
20.1.14 19:12 | 
 | Welp, shows what I know! |
20.1.14 19:11 | 
 | Cena never has to be in the building when the show starts, apparently |
20.1.14 19:04 | 
 | (The voice of) Stephanie McMahon never talks about THE APP |
20.1.14 19:00 | 
 | From the SMS sent to my phone by WWE, they probably won't lead with THEEANIMAL so I guess you're stuck with me all three hours |
20.1.14 15:22 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to Big Bud - Late Night Blues |
20.1.14 15:15 | 
 | It's hard NOT to think Rev. Dr Martin Luther King Jr. without also thinking about returning to |
20.1.14 15:00 | 
 | Markets closed: Martin Luther King, Jr. Day |
20.1.14 13:19 |  | Jalapeno Cheddar |
20.1.14 11:16 | 
 | Coffee |
20.1.14 11:07 | 
 | RT : Gov’t used Surveillance of MLK in Bid to Destroy Him: Now they want us to just Trust Them http://dlvr.it/4kyTzl |
20.1.14 10:31 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: CHERRY POMEGRANATE |
20.1.14 09:54 | 
 | Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
19.1.14 21:12 |  | Pitbull AND Macklemore & Ryan Lewis? I may have to rethink my love of Dr Pepper |
19.1.14 21:10 |  | You know, after seeing it 45 times in the AFC game, I don't think that hipster Honda ad ever played during the NFC one - weird |
19.1.14 20:57 |  | GO SMOKE SOME WEEEEED, MAAAAAN |
19.1.14 20:56 |  | Just...stop retweeting the Weed Bowl joke. In fact, just log off of Twitter for a while. |
19.1.14 19:06 |  | I'm begging to run their slo-mo replays faster |
19.1.14 18:55 |  | Every time Aloe Blacc's "The Man" plays, Elton John earns enough money to buy a single sequin (and Bernie Taupin, a nail) |
19.1.14 17:00 |  | I hate this Honda ad. That dude gets to sing one line and then they spend the rest of it contradicting him and IT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME |
19.1.14 01:50 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
18.1.14 21:22 | 
 | WOLVES WIN!!! #twolves 98 -#jazz 72 @ Target Center |
18.1.14 21:09 | 
 | Go - it's your birthday |
18.1.14 21:04 | 
 | It's time! ( 84 - 56, 6:35 4th) |
18.1.14 21:01 | 
 | Things going so well the Slam Squad only missed ONE tonight! ( 82 - 54, 7:42 4th) |
18.1.14 20:40 | 
 | DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT! NIKOLA PEKOVIC: 20 (19 & 10, 4:45 3rd) |
18.1.14 20:08 | 
 | HALFTIME: #twolves 51 - #jazz 23 #NOTaTypo @ Target Center |
18.1.14 20:03 | 
 | DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT: KEVIN LOVE: 34 (10 & 10, 0:46.7 2nd) |
18.1.14 19:43 | 
 | Favors with the definite candidate, missing two consecutive dunk attempts - this is a thrilling 2-1 quarter so far |
18.1.14 19:39 | 
 | Officials obviously calling all kinds of fouls on to make sure gets some birthday action |
18.1.14 19:11 | 
 | LET'S GO #TWOLVES! - Utah Jazz vs Minnesota Timberwolves - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN) |
18.1.14 16:38 | 
 | My wife made coffee! |
18.1.14 16:28 | 
 | RT : Snow Emergency declared Saturday 1/18. No parking on Snow Emergency routes from 9 p.m. – 8 a.m. http://www.minneapolismn.gov/snow/snow_parking-info#day1 |
18.1.14 01:36 | 
 | “THAT’S JOHN CENA’S FATHER†|
17.1.14 20:36 |  | You're a real upper |