| 4.6.14 14:20 | 
 | Listened to Danni'elle Gaha - Secret Love (Joey Negro's Spend the Night Mix) |
| 4.6.14 14:06 | 
 | Taco Bell (Roseville, MN) |
| 4.6.14 13:06 | | Park Dental Roseville (Roseville, MN) |
| 4.6.14 12:01 |  | Learn from me, kids: always schedule your cleanings after the Stanley Cup Final |
| 4.6.14 12:01 |
 | Dying for a coffee but since I'm already gonna torture my dental hygienist with this mustache, I don't wanna compound it with coffee breath |
| 4.6.14 11:06 |
| [+] [–] Listened to Nimrod - Orion |
| 4.6.14 09:39 |
 |  Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 3.6.14 23:09 |  | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper |
| 3.6.14 22:51 | 
 | Chris Copeland approves! (animated GIF) |
| 3.6.14 18:32 | | Neither hot nor ready - Little Caesars Pizza (Saint Paul, MN) |
| 3.6.14 17:02 |
| I keep firgettin' - Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 3.6.14 15:24 |
 | Listened to 8-Bit Operators - 8bitops - Depeche Mode Trib - Enjoy The Science on SoundCloud |
| 3.6.14 15:00 | 
| SYMC closing quote: 21.63 ▼0.23 (Range: 21.46 - 21.83) |
| 3.6.14 12:40 |
| Coffee |
| 3.6.14 12:18 |  | Look Mom I'm an important business man |
| 3.6.14 11:35 |  | Most Watched Shows Last Week on WWE Network (week ending 6/1) |
| 3.6.14 11:24 |
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RED RASPBERRY |
| 3.6.14 10:08 |
 | U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 2.6.14 23:52 | | New video games coming out week of 6/3/14 |
| 2.6.14 22:07 |
| Production crew is so shocked they forgot to change back the hashtag |
| 2.6.14 22:04 |
| Uh oh |
| 2.6.14 21:59 |
| BATISTA WAVE COUNT: 5 |
| 2.6.14 21:53 | | YOU RUINED IT |
| 2.6.14 21:53 |
| Oh, wait, that was it? Huh. |
| 2.6.14 21:53 |
| Better...but unapproved decade for a reference RT : "...the power of this fully operational battle station?" - Pete |
| 2.6.14 21:52 | | No, that would be "ruin," not "witness" |
| 2.6.14 21:50 |
| Lana: "You are about to witness--" Me (interrupts): "...the strength of street knowledge?" |
| 2.6.14 21:47 |
| But I don't WANNA boo Ed Snowden! |
| 2.6.14 21:46 |
| "You don't have her ass in the shot - ZOOM OUT - ZOOM OUT" - Kerwin Silfies |
| 2.6.14 21:41 |
| It's Cody's fault for picking - ha, JBL beat me to it |
| 2.6.14 21:40 |
| What's Orlando Jordan doing these days? |
| 2.6.14 21:37 | | . Ooh, we also would have accepted Booker Wee - or Arn Anderson |
| 2.6.14 21:35 |
| But definitely not Sin Cara - well - at least he's sort of colour-coordinated |
| 2.6.14 21:35 | | We also would have accepted: Test (RIP) and, for some reason, Percy Harvin - but it'll probably be....oh....I don't know...Titus O'Neill |
| 2.6.14 21:34 | | What the I don't even RT : Codydust |
| 2.6.14 21:34 | | √ RT : Either Ted Dibiase! |
| 2.6.14 21:33 |
| X RT : Naked Midian! |
| 2.6.14 21:32 | | √ RT : Booker T. |
| 2.6.14 21:31 |
| Quick! Name Goldust's partner - I'm hoping for Hardcore Holly |
| 2.6.14 21:28 |
| He can't even buy an entrance these days RT : Did Alberto make some bad investments? He doesn't seem very rich anymore. |
| 2.6.14 21:17 |
| Jerry asks us to stay tuned to see Alberto Dorito in action! |
| 2.6.14 21:15 | | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 2.6.14 21:07 |
| Local ads for next week's Target Center taping are still promising a Cena/Wyatt main event |
| 2.6.14 21:03 |
| MACK-ee-uh-vell-ee-un |
| 2.6.14 20:31 |
| "Welcome Back, Kotter" references are exempted from the "complain about the decade of a particular reference" commentator mandate |
| 2.6.14 20:23 |
| Batista wave count: 4 |
| 2.6.14 20:20 |
| Every time a trending topic displays on , I think about how it's been two summers since Twitter dropped their wordmark |
| 2.6.14 20:11 |
| "7 jobs found" http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobresults.aspx?IPath=QH&qb=1&s_rawwords=wwe&s_freeloc=&s_jobtypes=ALL&sc_cmp2=js_findjob_home&FindJobHomeButton=hptest_ignore2 |
| 2.6.14 20:05 |
| There is never a meaningful silence in the ring so long as Stephanie is there to fill it |
| 2.6.14 20:04 |
| Steph's ad-libs are the worst tho |
