| 15.7.14 12:33 | 
 | Mayor Hodges probably didn't even know about the 12:30am fireworks - she gets to sleep real early so she can wake up and tweet those quotes |
| 15.7.14 11:54 |
 | You rang? |
| 15.7.14 01:17 |  | There, now somebody’s done this. You’re welcome. (Graphic: "CFP Trophy") |
| 14.7.14 22:46 |
 | Has ol' Sleepy Eye Berman said "Mahtomedi" tonight? How about "Owatonna?" "Nisswa?" Man, listen to how Minnesotan I am |
| 14.7.14 22:11 | | Wow, sounds like this has been an action-packed homerun derby! |
| 14.7.14 22:02 | | "Translated from Haitian by BING!" |
| 14.7.14 22:01 |
 | Actually, Chrisley is a pretty good way to get people to turn to WWE Network |
| 14.7.14 21:48 | | The "hot" was PART of the awful, but....they were like bad El Monterey Taquitos you'd left out for weeks |
| 14.7.14 21:44 |
| Well...you may have a point there |
| 14.7.14 21:43 |
| JOHN CENA HAS JUST DISPUTED THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP |
| 14.7.14 21:42 |
| Well THAT was underwhelming |
| 14.7.14 21:42 |
| Flair's less sweaty than he usually is - is that it? |
| 14.7.14 21:41 |
| Wait...I thought Flair endorsed the Shield? Oh, cool, maybe Roman remebers that too |
| 14.7.14 21:38 |
| Aww, Flair's a softie - slapping hands of kids who can't grasp the "check my hair" fakeout |
| 14.7.14 21:36 |
| Posted mere seconds after previous tweet RT : WWE News: Heyman still around http://dlvr.it/6KhJ6g |
| 14.7.14 21:36 |
| Posted mere seconds after Heyman appearing RT : WWE News: Tease of Heyman gone http://dlvr.it/6KhHvh |
| 14.7.14 21:35 | | But they're not good! ¡No es bueno! |
| 14.7.14 21:20 |
| Still a little surprised JBL hasn't yet said "Boy, you know I'm really looking forward to watching 'Road to Paloma' tomorrow" |
| 14.7.14 21:14 |
| Over/under on the number of manœuvres we see from Eva Marie in this upcoming match: 2 |
| 14.7.14 21:13 | | Two years ago, I made this confession about Takis on the tweetie: https://twitter.com/CRZ/status/236565618638323714 |
| 14.7.14 21:11 |
| But seriously, Jericho's the only guy in WWE with a promo that sounds like it comes directly from him/not via Creative; he always get a pass |
| 14.7.14 21:00 |
| Hey remember stuff |
| 14.7.14 20:55 |
| He could just say "you don't DESERVE an explanation!" And he should say it with a fake Jamaican accent! |
| 14.7.14 20:53 |
| It'd be nice to see Kingston finally use his crazy "feet didn't touch" spots to WIN a battle royal, but they'll probably waste it on Bo |
| 14.7.14 20:51 |
| I almost consider it a swerve that Kingston didn't turn on Big E |
| 14.7.14 20:39 |
 | That orchestra should have also played the surfer Sting theme http://youtu.be/0Hm1ekNY9Ws />
... ... ... |
| 14.7.14 20:35 |
| Meanwhile, George S. Clinton just cashed another cheque - good for him! |
| 14.7.14 20:34 |
| Sting still looks weird |
| 14.7.14 20:22 |
| Sting looks weird |
| 14.7.14 20:22 |
| RT : PUT IN YOUR EMAIL
RIGHT NOW!!!!
SIGN UP!!
YOU CAN WATCH FOR LIKE 2 1/2 MORE HOURS
IF YOU TURN OFF RAW
WHICH YOU CAN
WE NEED THIS
WWE NETWORK |
| 14.7.14 20:16 | | TV Guide Network, innit? |
| 14.7.14 20:11 |
| Avicii looks a lot like Flo Rida |
| 14.7.14 20:05 |
| But war is the OPPOSITE of détente! |
| 14.7.14 20:04 |
| "But I didn't vote for 'im!" - Zeb
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| 14.7.14 19:57 |
| A diacritical mark in the hashtag? BRAVO WWÉ |
| 14.7.14 19:49 |
| I think we ALL enjoyed some cheesy goodness just now |
| 14.7.14 19:32 |
| Just think - somebody had to write Steph's line there |
| 14.7.14 19:09 |
| OH NO NOT THE CLANGY POLES |
| 14.7.14 17:32 | 
 | $3.499/g - SuperAmerica (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 14.7.14 17:25 |
|  U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 14.7.14 16:24 |
 | Wow, very intense (but brief!) rain here in Roseville - I guess it's still missing Target Field for now? |
| 14.7.14 16:03 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to gusgus - Arabian Horse |
| 14.7.14 15:32 |
 | RT : Prepare yourself for the most honest man in music! survivor Kris Weston examines newie http://www.theransomnote.co.uk/music/filling-void/kris-weston-filling-the-void/ |
| 14.7.14 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 22.50 ▼0.09 (Range: 22.43 - 22.85) |
| 14.7.14 12:03 | 
| Coffee |
| 14.7.14 10:34 | | Technically, that was Roseville |
| 14.7.14 10:31 |  | @CRZ IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER |
| 14.7.14 09:59 |
| Hundreds of millions of city taxpayer money for Vikings stadium deal without a vote from the citizens |
| 14.7.14 09:04 |
| Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 13.7.14 17:01 | | Feed is back! |
