| 4.8.14 20:30 | 
 | Jack Swagger's from Oklahoma - except tonight, he's from AMERICA |
| 4.8.14 20:29 |
| Zeb pressed one for English |
| 4.8.14 20:28 |
| (PhotoShop of Lana with Jillian Hall's mole) |
| 4.8.14 20:26 |
| Whoa! Sin Cara is BLACK?! |
| 4.8.14 20:18 |
| DID YOU KNOW? This is the tenth in a row where Brie Bella has quit |
| 4.8.14 20:17 |
| This is a historic night! They didn't include the ... oh there it is. |
| 4.8.14 20:16 |
| Thing is, they'll blame RVD for the tuneout, as opposed to the nonstop "9.99" shilling or a "main event" contract signing |
| 4.8.14 20:16 |
| Must be a rib - or they're trying to get van Dam to quit |
| 4.8.14 20:11 |
| Merciful heavens! An unheard of twelve minute (and counting) match thus far means we're guaranteed at least 11 minutes of RVD later! |
| 4.8.14 20:07 | | Honey, I put meat on bread |
| 4.8.14 20:05 |
| Hmm, no notification of Leo Kruger trending - in other news, everybody on Twitter appears to have made the same joke |
| 4.8.14 20:00 |
| 9.99 is ALSO Lawler's over/under point regarding how many years of puberty his prospective girlfriends would have had |
| 4.8.14 19:59 |
| Maybe Paul Orn-doff will be the Special Surprise Guest? |
| 4.8.14 19:58 |
| "Special Surprise Guest" next week: Brutus Beefcake - no, wait, that wouldn't be a surprise...hmm... |
| 4.8.14 19:56 |
| Coming up in the second hour: Goldust and Stardust re-enact a scene from "Road to Paloma" |
| 4.8.14 19:55 |
| It's sad knowing JR had the opportunity to tweet ANYTHING right now and get an instant ten thousand retweets...but he didn't |
| 4.8.14 19:45 |
| Popeyes > WWE Network |
| 4.8.14 19:45 |
| The Legends House |
| 4.8.14 19:44 |
| Whoa, that's Cena speaking *passionately?* |
| 4.8.14 19:42 | | Without a doubt, JBL has never looked better at the announce table http://pic.twitter.com/dCXvG5pdpv |
| 4.8.14 19:35 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 4.8.14 19:17 |
| This segment has gone, what, two minutes? LET'S GET SOME 9 COUNTS GOING |
| 4.8.14 19:12 |
| These Universityof fans sure are well-conditioned! (That's the city they're in, right? Universityof, Texas?) |
| 4.8.14 19:06 |
| Doesn't Randy Orton look uncomfortable in pants? |
| 4.8.14 18:12 |  | New video games coming out the week of 8/5/14 |
| 4.8.14 17:36 |
| You know who DIDN'T lay off? The guy sending the SMS blasts |
| 4.8.14 17:35 | | Tweet rerun: https://twitter.com/CRZ/status/182557373125238785 |
| 4.8.14 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 23.56 ▲0.39 (Range: 23.01 - 23.65) |
| 4.8.14 14:33 | 
| Ah, NOW we have a cuppa |
| 4.8.14 14:14 |
| There was like a half cup in both pots, so I guess I'll make a new pot |
| 4.8.14 11:45 |
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: STRAWBERRY BANANA |
| 4.8.14 11:35 |
 | NetBackup Appliances 2.6.0.3 is now available! http://bit.ly/NBA-2603 />
(Did you miss 7.6.0.3? http://bit.ly/NB7603) |
| 4.8.14 09:55 | 
|  Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 4.8.14 09:42 |
 | U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 3.8.14 19:17 | | GUYS GUYS ANOTHER YEAR OF COACH T!!!!!!!! |
| 3.8.14 19:03 |
| Oh, wait, one more thing to note - NFL and WWE are using the same dumb "Hall of Fame" song |
| 3.8.14 19:02 | | And now! . Good night! |
| 3.8.14 19:01 |
| They did what they could. At the end of the day...this show probably got like 5 viewers anyway |
| 3.8.14 19:01 | | Guess there must have been some strict rules placed on what they could/couldn't say, so this wasn't ever an opportunity they COULD squander |
| 3.8.14 18:59 |
| Oh, wait, are they doing that now? I take back everything I just tweeted. Well done, WWE! A triumph on NBC! |
| 3.8.14 18:59 |
| I get it - spotlight the two dudes in the SummersSlam ME - but, um, MENTION THAT THESE TWO DUDES ARE MAIN EVENTING SUMMERSLAM |
| 3.8.14 18:55 |
| Daniel Who? WWE World Heavyweight What? Sorry, doesn't ring a bell... |
| 3.8.14 18:53 | | It was pretty early on, just after they went out and back in the ring and Lesnar did a takedown (if I remember right?) |
| 3.8.14 18:46 |
| Too bad they can't edit out Take's concussion! |
| 3.8.14 18:45 | | Ask me in three weeks when we know what it is |
| 3.8.14 18:41 | | YOU'RE looking like Wiggins |
| 3.8.14 18:36 |
| These NBC hours may be the only time all year that the WWE Network doesn't exist |
| 3.8.14 18:26 |
| Lordy, this "heat machine" |
| 3.8.14 18:05 |
| As you might expect, Hogan doesn't say "Silverdome" in the NBC Director's Cut |
| 3.8.14 17:28 |
| Lest you forget - Lord knows I had - the NBC special airs in 30 minutes (except on the west coast, I'm guessing) |
