| 4.8.14 21:56 | 
 | Oh shit, right, there's a big bringdown in the REAL main event - ah well, giveth, RAW taketh away |
| 4.8.14 21:55 |
| Now Cena should run out and lay down for Rollins - but ohhh no contract! |
| 4.8.14 21:54 |
| Ambrose groovin' on Slater's theme tilde tilde tilde |
| 4.8.14 21:54 |
| YES YES YES YES YES WE'RE NO LONGER A THREE MAN BAAAAAAAAND |
| 4.8.14 21:54 |
| This might be the first Wacky Dean Ambrose is Wacky bit I have ever enjoyed |
| 4.8.14 21:52 |
| The coup de grace has to be either Slater wins or Ambrose punches Slater to give him a DQ win, right? |
| 4.8.14 21:51 |
| This is effin' awesome actually |
| 4.8.14 21:49 |
| This match is going to MAKE Heath Slater!!!!!!!!!!
(I hope)
|
| 4.8.14 21:48 |
| Ah, it WAS a rib. WHOA DOUBLE RIB GO HEATH GO |
| 4.8.14 21:40 |
| Come! Get some. |
| 4.8.14 21:37 |
| Wow. Bravo, - I didn't think you had an encore in you http://pic.twitter.com/0J6ryqZ1ES |
| 4.8.14 21:28 |
| BO DALLAS v. R-TRUTH IV - coming to the SummerSlam preshow? |
| 4.8.14 21:17 |
| Well, at least THAT match didn't go 15 minutes |
| 4.8.14 21:16 |
| Layla's breasts >= Hornswoggle's head |
| 4.8.14 21:05 |
| I saw your sign, CHRIS JERITOL guy |
| 4.8.14 21:01 |
| Jericho gets pyro because he's helped WWE realize 15 years of savings by never changing his theme music since 1999 |
| 4.8.14 20:55 |
| Welp...back in the case, I guess! |
| 4.8.14 20:54 |
| Don't forget, folks! ROAD TO PALOMA! |
| 4.8.14 20:53 |
| Stardust wasn't holding the tag rope |
| 4.8.14 20:52 |
| "Ladies and gentlemen, we invite you to talk about this match on Twitter and social media using the hashtag " |
| 4.8.14 20:51 |
| Holy crap, we took a break from all these Rybaxel matches for....a match with Rybaxel? |
| 4.8.14 20:46 |
| Don't forget! "Road to Paloma!" NEXT! |
| 4.8.14 20:40 |
| But when will the Samsung Smart TV app be ready?????? |
| 4.8.14 20:33 |
| Man, Zeb's just standing there watching - why didn't he lift a finger to help? |
| 4.8.14 20:30 |
| Swagger's fighting for clip art - that's what he's fighting for! |
| 4.8.14 20:30 |
| Oh good LORD |
| 4.8.14 20:30 |
| Jack Swagger's from Oklahoma - except tonight, he's from AMERICA |
| 4.8.14 20:29 |
| Zeb pressed one for English |
| 4.8.14 20:28 |
| (PhotoShop of Lana with Jillian Hall's mole) |
| 4.8.14 20:26 |
| Whoa! Sin Cara is BLACK?! |
| 4.8.14 20:18 |
| DID YOU KNOW? This is the tenth in a row where Brie Bella has quit |
| 4.8.14 20:17 |
| This is a historic night! They didn't include the ... oh there it is. |
| 4.8.14 20:16 |
| Thing is, they'll blame RVD for the tuneout, as opposed to the nonstop "9.99" shilling or a "main event" contract signing |
| 4.8.14 20:16 |
| Must be a rib - or they're trying to get van Dam to quit |
| 4.8.14 20:11 |
| Merciful heavens! An unheard of twelve minute (and counting) match thus far means we're guaranteed at least 11 minutes of RVD later! |
| 4.8.14 20:07 | | Honey, I put meat on bread |
| 4.8.14 20:05 |
| Hmm, no notification of Leo Kruger trending - in other news, everybody on Twitter appears to have made the same joke |
| 4.8.14 20:00 |
| 9.99 is ALSO Lawler's over/under point regarding how many years of puberty his prospective girlfriends would have had |
| 4.8.14 19:59 |
| Maybe Paul Orn-doff will be the Special Surprise Guest? |
| 4.8.14 19:58 |
| "Special Surprise Guest" next week: Brutus Beefcake - no, wait, that wouldn't be a surprise...hmm... |
| 4.8.14 19:56 |
| Coming up in the second hour: Goldust and Stardust re-enact a scene from "Road to Paloma" |
| 4.8.14 19:55 |
| It's sad knowing JR had the opportunity to tweet ANYTHING right now and get an instant ten thousand retweets...but he didn't |
| 4.8.14 19:45 |
| Popeyes > WWE Network |
| 4.8.14 19:45 |
| The Legends House |
| 4.8.14 19:44 |
| Whoa, that's Cena speaking *passionately?* |
| 4.8.14 19:42 | | Without a doubt, JBL has never looked better at the announce table http://pic.twitter.com/dCXvG5pdpv |
| 4.8.14 19:35 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 4.8.14 19:17 |
| This segment has gone, what, two minutes? LET'S GET SOME 9 COUNTS GOING |
| 4.8.14 19:12 |
| These Universityof fans sure are well-conditioned! (That's the city they're in, right? Universityof, Texas?) |
| 4.8.14 19:06 |
| Doesn't Randy Orton look uncomfortable in pants? |
