| 8.9.14 22:13 | 
 | SAVE HIM, BIG E!
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| 8.9.14 22:11 |
| Slithering, Orton hissed "THIS....is the SEASON PREMIERE" |
| 8.9.14 22:07 |
| You didn't see these guys setting up the cage before the show started? Oh, you probably didn't |
| 8.9.14 21:59 |
| The other thing I didn't hear tonight was Cole sounding out "EPISODE ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED ELEVEN" (I swear I'm watching this match) |
| 8.9.14 21:58 |  | Can of Caffeine Free Diet Dr Pepper |
| 8.9.14 21:54 |
| Don't want to jinx it, but I think JBL's "$9.99" was the only one I heard tonight |
| 8.9.14 21:33 |
| "Yeah, sorry, Adam, we've given up on you. But do you think you could help get the guy in the bunny outfit over?" |
| 8.9.14 21:31 |
| DISTRACTION VICTORY COUNT: 2
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| 8.9.14 21:29 | | That ain't MY Utopia! |
| 8.9.14 21:25 |
| Watch that cage match! |
| 8.9.14 21:23 | | Why aren't there any fat guys on Utopia? |
| 8.9.14 21:19 |
| Good old fashioned squash for The Chemical Brothers US - I didn't time it but hopefully it was JUST a bit shorter than the NXT match |
| 8.9.14 21:18 |
 | Twitter says this is my 17,000th tweet so let me take a break from the action to mention - I LOOOOVE YOOOOOOU BABY! |
| 8.9.14 21:16 |
| READY FOR ACTION: LOS MATADORES (without mascot) |
| 8.9.14 21:09 |
| Jerry Springer, on stretcher: (thumbs up)
Mike Utley: "Son of a BITCH!"
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| 8.9.14 21:08 |
| Jerry Springer: "This is humiliating."
Audience: (writing their own jokes)
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| 8.9.14 21:06 |
| Cole: "That was JJ!"
JBL: "Who cares?"
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| 8.9.14 21:03 |
| Shoulda been Touts of course |
| 8.9.14 20:57 |
| Poor Brie - down to the one shirt
Ha! "Jerry Springer" chyron
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| 8.9.14 20:56 |
| Michael Sam looks different |
| 8.9.14 20:53 |
| RT : I wonder how long these pro wrestling announcers practiced their “disgusted†faces. http://pic.twitter.com/SpSQyOqzma |
| 8.9.14 20:50 |
| STEPHANIE ... IS ...
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| 8.9.14 20:50 |
| They got 4:23 - granted, 4:23 more than I ever expected, but why not give them 8:00 + cut out a recap or two?
(I know, never satisfied) |
| 8.9.14 20:46 |
| And that's Dan "formerly known as Rudy Charles" Engler officiating, no? |
| 8.9.14 20:43 |
| Here's hoping Sid doesn't come out and chokeslam all four of them |
| 8.9.14 20:43 |
| READY FOR ACTION: Everybody in NXT |
| 8.9.14 20:40 |
| Holy cats, an NXT match coming up next? Why haven't they been doing this ALL THE TIME?! |
| 8.9.14 20:40 |
| NXT Takeover may be the first time I regret not renewing my WWE Network subscription - on the other hand, Steelers/Ravens game |
| 8.9.14 20:32 | | OUTSIDENOW |
| 8.9.14 20:30 |
| TONIGHT: JERRY BY GOD SPRINGER
TWEETING FOR MONEY: MARIA MENOUNOS
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| 8.9.14 20:29 |
| TONIGHT: JERRY BY GOD SPRINGER
TWEETING FOR MONEY: MARIA MEOUOS
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| 8.9.14 20:27 |
| Whoa, Sheamus loses via distraction? I did NOT see that coming! (Neither did he, ba dum bum) |
| 8.9.14 20:19 |
| WATCH OUT FOR THE ROLLUP, SHEAMUS |
| 8.9.14 20:15 |
| READY FOR ACTION: The US Champion
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| 8.9.14 20:01 |
| "Good.....good." -
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| 8.9.14 19:56 |
| First "$9.99" 56 minutes in - bravo? |
| 8.9.14 19:56 |
| Cena's entrance RIGHT NOW makes me suspect they're running five minutes early (or maybe the football game is in an ad break?) |
| 8.9.14 19:54 |
| I think that's exactly it - we hit the expiration date on Jericho again, sadly |
| 8.9.14 19:53 | | Hey is that Esurance candy crush lady the woman who was the "two weeks" mask in "Total Recall?" |
| 8.9.14 19:53 |
 | Ha, thanks! Some of them may even hold up. Thanks for the follow! |
| 8.9.14 19:50 |
| Man, Jericho's a champ... putting over TWO guys before disappearing! |
| 8.9.14 19:44 |
| WWE thought it was a good idea to sneak this match on us without a shot of people skipping backstage? |
| 8.9.14 19:41 |
| WrestleManiacs, then WrestleLine, and my own site http://slashwrestling.com |
| 8.9.14 19:40 |
| Next week, Dolph will present elevator video of Miz beating up Sandow |
| 8.9.14 19:39 |
| TONIGHT: BACK TO WRESTLING
TONIGHT: "CELEBRITY" TALKING
TWEETED FOR MONEY: PETE ROSE
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| 8.9.14 19:38 |
| I think what I learned from this segment is that "gambling is just the beginning" |
| 8.9.14 19:35 |
| Leave it to Dolph to show us all the photos of Miz half naked and none of the photos of Maryse half naked |
| 8.9.14 19:33 |
| CAUTION: UNFUNNY PHOTOSHOP ALERT |
| 8.9.14 19:33 |
| Here's Dolph Ziggler with some timely commentary on the Cloud |
| 8.9.14 19:32 |
| I would have taken the under on "appx. 32 minutes until the first WWE Network mention" - and lost. (But no "$9.99" yet!) |
