15.9.14 20:32 | 
 | Not sure what neon pink and green translate to in hanky code, but I suspect it involves a "twin magic" switch during sexy time |
15.9.14 20:30 | 
 | THIS is the match where they don't shoehorn an ad break into the entrances...is it halftime during the football game already? |
15.9.14 20:28 | 
 | Guys, whenabouts did Gold stop wearing wigs?
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15.9.14 20:27 | 
 | DON'TBULLYFELLAAAAAAAAAAA
(that ain't a backslash, Cole) |
15.9.14 20:26 | 
 | Bad form showing Bad Leg Uso from last week's after previously showing Just Fine Leg Uso from last week's Smackdown |
15.9.14 20:23 | 
 | Metamucil: It's So Meta
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15.9.14 20:22 | 
 | TONIGHT: We are obligated to plug this match once an hour!
UP NEXT: We try to squeeze just a li'l more out of the Montreal screwjob!
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15.9.14 20:20 | 
 | Big Show should have big punched him
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15.9.14 20:13 | 
 | Will he say "Lafayette" - or "Cajundome?" Ah, shit, he did it before I could make the joke
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15.9.14 20:13 | 
 | I like how the screen didn't change after he dropped the phone |
15.9.14 20:07 | 
 | We're, what, 4 for 4 on matches where the entrances have included an ad break? SOMEBODY in WWE is sure convinced this technique works!
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15.9.14 20:04 | 
 | Well, we made it through that without a CM Punk chant...progress? |
15.9.14 20:00 | 
 | There's that guy with that hat! HE'S PART OF THE SHOW!! |
15.9.14 19:59 | 
 | A bold start to hour two!
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15.9.14 19:58 | 
 | Whoa, they gave Nikki Rey Mysterio's hometown! |
15.9.14 19:55 | 
 | Guys I don't think there was a slam IN that segment (well, maybe a verbal slam - maybe) |
15.9.14 19:54 | 
 | UP NEXT: A TOTAL DIVAS® ad
BUT FIRST: THE SMOKIN' HOT SLAM (whoa was that The Godfather's theme?)
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15.9.14 19:51 | 
 | I am NOT complaining (until the next time they match up these two, which means...maybe Friday) |
15.9.14 19:51 | 
 | Ha! With our great state tax MN it's like $10.78 anyway |
15.9.14 19:49 | 
 | NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY |
15.9.14 19:47 | 
 | Hey wait...is this blowing off a feud on ?
(No, it's the first of a dozen matches between these guys, probably) |
15.9.14 19:41 | 
 | NEXT: We just can't have a match without an ad break between entrances! |
15.9.14 19:39 | 
 | Kurt Angle or GTFO |
15.9.14 19:39 | 
 | TONIGHT: The Shield (very, very slowly) EXPLODES! |
15.9.14 19:12 | 
 | NEXT: 's other jacket must be in the shop |
15.9.14 19:08 | 
 | Seven days ago he gave him 24 hours...whaaaa....? |
15.9.14 19:02 | 
 | Starting with Heyman surely proves WWE isn't desperate to keep you from MNF or anything |
15.9.14 18:32 |  | That worked, thanks!
Can you still add it to "About" later? :) |
15.9.14 18:03 |  | Is there an easy way to get version within the new Android app? It's not in "About" where I expected it might be |
15.9.14 17:48 | 
 | Listened to Giorgio Moroder - Coldplay - Midnight (Giorgio Moroder Remix) |
15.9.14 17:47 |  | So many emoji, so little time.
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15.9.14 17:06 | 
 | Listened to Nero - Guilt (Nero VIP) |
15.9.14 16:40 | 
 | 24 oz bottle of Diet Dr Pepper |
15.9.14 16:26 | 
 | RT : Whoops. . http://instagram.com/p/s-x1tGN9H8/ |
15.9.14 15:17 |  | 35% Less Sodium Chicken |
15.9.14 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 24.19 ▼0.34 (Range: 23.82 - 24.32) |
15.9.14 14:02 |  | Each time you repost Adrian Peterson's statement, use a smaller and smaller font size until he goes away |
15.9.14 13:19 | 
 | [+] [–] Listened to Nero - Welcome Reality |
15.9.14 13:03 | 
 | Coffee |
15.9.14 12:11 |  | Baloney |
15.9.14 12:09 |  | Always reassuring when Twitter sends me a code to reset my password I didn't ask for - gotta love two-factor authentication |
15.9.14 11:49 | 
 | Late check-in - Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
15.9.14 11:46 | 
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: PEACH (FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM) (GREEK) |
15.9.14 11:46 | 
 | Hey, Minneapolis! Still don't care you didn't get a vote on that new stadium? |
15.9.14 10:48 |  | SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE |
14.9.14 17:59 | 
 | RT : I'm calling it. Packers come back. Win 30-24. |
14.9.14 17:52 | 
 | Thanks for that explanation Mike - I accept no imitations! |
14.9.14 17:51 | 
 | RT : .'s feed blew up after Geno Smith's fumble was reversed to an incomplete fwd pass.
So why the reversal?
https://amp.twimg.com/v/9c10ac38-b830-4f70-98b8-3e88dc43753d |
14.9.14 17:46 | 
 | In my defense, I didn't expect to make too many tweets like that today! |
14.9.14 17:44 | 
 | OH MY GOD WE LEAD SOMEHOW |