| 12.1.15 20:45  |  
   | Paul keeps saying 282 days, but it was really 281 days. 
(This is why you're paying me)  | 
| 12.1.15 20:42  |  
   | Somehow I doubt Paul will mention the almost 113 days it's been since the "reigning, defending" actually did any defending  | 
| 12.1.15 20:41  |   | Although when I saw "Bob Newhart" was trending, I was worried that he'd passed away | 
| 12.1.15 20:39  |  
   | I now suspect that Twitter has algorithms to keep anything with "sucks" out, given that we haven't seen Cena's hashtag OR  tonight | 
| 12.1.15 20:36  |  
   |  Ha!  No. | 
| 12.1.15 20:31  |  
   | LISTEN TO THIS CROWD  | 
| 12.1.15 20:29  |  
   | OHHHHHH SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK AH HA HA HA HA  | 
| 12.1.15 20:26  |  
   | I bet, instead of announcing Savage's induction, they announce Benoit's! 
Taped statement from Vince: "It's time to welcome Chris home"  | 
| 12.1.15 20:16  |  
   | (a PhotoShop of Bob Ross with Roman Reigns' head)  | 
| 12.1.15 20:15  |   | RT : Damn, I need to check out Dueños del paraíso | 
| 12.1.15 20:10  |  
   | And then there's the one about the man who killed the golden goose... 
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| 12.1.15 20:07  |  
   | Oh God, this is too awful to be intentional or ironic  | 
| 12.1.15 20:06  |  
   | COME ON ROMAN CALL HIM A POOPYHEAD  | 
| 12.1.15 20:03  |  
   | Kinda wish Show would start talking about "The Secret"  | 
| 12.1.15 20:02  |  
   | Hey no Kevin Nash at the big reunion huhaaahahahahaha  | 
| 12.1.15 20:02  |  
   | Brave choice using Show at top of an hour (one down, two to go!)  | 
| 12.1.15 20:00  |  
   | Are all these constant TMZ mentions making WWE suddenly more culturally relevant or something?  Or is money exchanging hands?   | 
| 12.1.15 19:57  |  
   | Clearly they wouldn't say "expected to be inducted" if there wasn't a RUSSO-STYLE SWERVE coming - caaaaaaan't wait for that  | 
| 12.1.15 19:54  |  
   | Is Book OK?  He's gone almost an entire segment without exclaiming that we've gotta be kidding him  | 
| 12.1.15 19:50  |  
   | I guess Cena's hashtag didn't trend.  Sad face emoji  | 
| 12.1.15 19:49  |  
   | OH MAN IT *IS* NEW DAY!   | 
| 12.1.15 19:47  |  
   | C'mon App people, hook me up with those sweet entrances!  Is it New Day?  Oh man I hope it's New Day  | 
| 12.1.15 19:45  |  
   | Another four minute segment - I wonder who will be READY FOR ACTION when we return!   | 
| 12.1.15 19:45  |  
   | Sufferin' succotash!  I thought I saw a pussy cat!  What's up, Doc?  Of course you realise this means war!  And so on  | 
| 12.1.15 19:43  |  
   | "I sentence you to HILARIOUS SKITS"  | 
| 12.1.15 19:40  |   | OH MAN DETECTIVE STRAW COMING SOON TO FOX | 
| 12.1.15 19:37  |  
   | They waited until 37 minutes in to tell us Bryan was appearing tonight?!?!  | 
| 12.1.15 19:37  |  
   | They waited until 36 minutes in to tell us Lesnar was appearing tonight?!  | 
| 12.1.15 19:32  |  
   | Fantasy booking: JBL and Booker wrestle; loser is fired (filed) and  gets his job back to take their place  | 
| 12.1.15 19:28  |  
   | Fantasy booking: later, Eden Stiles & Lilian Garcia will wrestle in a kiddie pool of Wesson to get  his job back  | 
| 12.1.15 19:27  |  
   | Next  Minneapolis house show is Sunday 3/15, according to the local ad that just aired  | 
| 12.1.15 19:24  |  
   |  Sorry, Lawler was moved to Smackdown | 
| 12.1.15 19:24  |  
   | We used to complain about sub-four minute matches.  In 2015, I'd like to complain about sub-four minute SEGMENTS  | 
| 12.1.15 19:20  |   | RT : “Ratings Are Weak” http://pic.twitter.com/bKV4IWraL2 | 
| 12.1.15 19:16  |  
   | Is it all heel lumberjacks?  Is that something you will want to stay through the ad break to find out?   | 
| 12.1.15 19:11  |  
   | Wait, I thought Stephanie cried a lot  | 
| 12.1.15 19:08  |  
   | There's ALREADY no Championship on this show!     | 
| 12.1.15 19:07  |  
   |  Suffering Succotash, Reverend Ray! | 
| 12.1.15 19:07  |  
   | This is actually wise strategy by Cena because we know they assign WAY too much value to trending topics  | 
| 12.1.15 19:06  |  
   | And I'm sure Cena person booked flights to New Orleans for all three of them dudes   | 
| 12.1.15 19:05  |  
   | YER FIIIIIIILLLLLLLED  | 
| 12.1.15 19:04  |  
   | Ha!  They faded his music before Cena could hit his "crescendo" pose  | 
| 12.1.15 19:02  |  
   | THE OPENING SEGMENT IS HERE  | 
| 12.1.15 18:59  |  
   | ALERT: I WILL live tweet !  You have one minute to adjust your expectations (and/or mute/unfollow buttons) accordingly. | 
| 12.1.15 16:58  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Daft Punk - Random Access Memories | 
| 12.1.15 15:51  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to Nero - Welcome Reality | 
| 12.1.15 15:04  |  
   | Finally retiring this behemoth | 
| 12.1.15 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 25.29 ▼0.07 (Range: 24.97 - 25.44) | 
| 12.1.15 14:42  |   | California Vegetable | 
| 12.1.15 13:49  |  
   | [+] [–]  Listened to !!! - Myth Takes on Spotify |