12.1.15 21:08 |  | Yah, you got it - .0068 = .68% |
12.1.15 21:06 |  | You have to move decimal 2 places over to use a percent sign - wouldn't you agree that 370,000 is 10% and 37,000 is 1%? |
12.1.15 21:01 |  | It's miniscule either way, but why not be correct? |
12.1.15 20:57 |  | .68% :) |
12.1.15 20:54 |  | Specifically, 12216/2275357 ≅ 0.54% |
12.1.15 20:51 |  | That math looks wrong. |
12.1.15 20:47 | 
 | That's true - I suppose WrestleMania will be the second anniversary of "21-1" RT : "WWE Math" is always off by one. |
12.1.15 20:45 | 
 | Paul keeps saying 282 days, but it was really 281 days.
(This is why you're paying me) |
12.1.15 20:42 | 
 | Somehow I doubt Paul will mention the almost 113 days it's been since the "reigning, defending" actually did any defending |
12.1.15 20:41 |  | Although when I saw "Bob Newhart" was trending, I was worried that he'd passed away |
12.1.15 20:39 | 
 | I now suspect that Twitter has algorithms to keep anything with "sucks" out, given that we haven't seen Cena's hashtag OR tonight |
12.1.15 20:36 | 
 | Ha! No. |
12.1.15 20:31 | 
 | LISTEN TO THIS CROWD |
12.1.15 20:29 | 
 | OHHHHHH SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK AH HA HA HA HA |
12.1.15 20:26 | 
 | I bet, instead of announcing Savage's induction, they announce Benoit's!
Taped statement from Vince: "It's time to welcome Chris home" |
12.1.15 20:16 | 
 | (a PhotoShop of Bob Ross with Roman Reigns' head) |
12.1.15 20:15 |  | RT : Damn, I need to check out Dueños del paraíso |
12.1.15 20:10 | 
 | And then there's the one about the man who killed the golden goose...
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12.1.15 20:07 | 
 | Oh God, this is too awful to be intentional or ironic |
12.1.15 20:06 | 
 | COME ON ROMAN CALL HIM A POOPYHEAD |
12.1.15 20:03 | 
 | Kinda wish Show would start talking about "The Secret" |
12.1.15 20:02 | 
 | Hey no Kevin Nash at the big reunion huhaaahahahahaha |
12.1.15 20:02 | 
 | Brave choice using Show at top of an hour (one down, two to go!) |
12.1.15 20:00 | 
 | Are all these constant TMZ mentions making WWE suddenly more culturally relevant or something? Or is money exchanging hands? |
12.1.15 19:57 | 
 | Clearly they wouldn't say "expected to be inducted" if there wasn't a RUSSO-STYLE SWERVE coming - caaaaaaan't wait for that |
12.1.15 19:54 | 
 | Is Book OK? He's gone almost an entire segment without exclaiming that we've gotta be kidding him |
12.1.15 19:50 | 
 | I guess Cena's hashtag didn't trend. Sad face emoji |
12.1.15 19:49 | 
 | OH MAN IT *IS* NEW DAY! |
12.1.15 19:47 | 
 | C'mon App people, hook me up with those sweet entrances! Is it New Day? Oh man I hope it's New Day |
12.1.15 19:45 | 
 | Another four minute segment - I wonder who will be READY FOR ACTION when we return! |
12.1.15 19:45 | 
 | Sufferin' succotash! I thought I saw a pussy cat! What's up, Doc? Of course you realise this means war! And so on |
12.1.15 19:43 | 
 | "I sentence you to HILARIOUS SKITS" |
12.1.15 19:40 |  | OH MAN DETECTIVE STRAW COMING SOON TO FOX |
12.1.15 19:37 | 
 | They waited until 37 minutes in to tell us Bryan was appearing tonight?!?! |
12.1.15 19:37 | 
 | They waited until 36 minutes in to tell us Lesnar was appearing tonight?! |
12.1.15 19:32 | 
 | Fantasy booking: JBL and Booker wrestle; loser is fired (filed) and gets his job back to take their place |
12.1.15 19:28 | 
 | Fantasy booking: later, Eden Stiles & Lilian Garcia will wrestle in a kiddie pool of Wesson to get his job back |
12.1.15 19:27 | 
 | Next Minneapolis house show is Sunday 3/15, according to the local ad that just aired |
12.1.15 19:24 | 
 | Sorry, Lawler was moved to Smackdown |
12.1.15 19:24 | 
 | We used to complain about sub-four minute matches. In 2015, I'd like to complain about sub-four minute SEGMENTS |
12.1.15 19:20 |  | RT : “Ratings Are Weak” http://pic.twitter.com/bKV4IWraL2 |
12.1.15 19:16 | 
 | Is it all heel lumberjacks? Is that something you will want to stay through the ad break to find out? |
12.1.15 19:11 | 
 | Wait, I thought Stephanie cried a lot |
12.1.15 19:08 | 
 | There's ALREADY no Championship on this show! |
12.1.15 19:07 | 
 | Suffering Succotash, Reverend Ray! |
12.1.15 19:07 | 
 | This is actually wise strategy by Cena because we know they assign WAY too much value to trending topics |
12.1.15 19:06 | 
 | And I'm sure Cena person booked flights to New Orleans for all three of them dudes |
12.1.15 19:05 | 
 | YER FIIIIIIILLLLLLLED |
12.1.15 19:04 | 
 | Ha! They faded his music before Cena could hit his "crescendo" pose |
12.1.15 19:02 | 
 | THE OPENING SEGMENT IS HERE |