| 12.1.15 21:36 | 
 | JBL is right - we need MORE squash matches in 2015! |
| 12.1.15 21:35 |
| Man I LOVE how the commentary team is shitting all over The Ascension because they stole the words "The Wasteland" from Bad News Barrett |
| 12.1.15 21:34 |
| Well, I guess the swerve was there was no swerve. Come to think of it, though, they should've inducted Elizabeth while they were at it |
| 12.1.15 21:31 |
| Oh, so they'll induct 'em both? |
| 12.1.15 21:24 | | I was a double threat in college: math degree AND Model UN - two things I seldom use in 2015 :) |
| 12.1.15 21:15 |
| Kissss.......kisssss........ |
| 12.1.15 21:13 |
| Hmmm, not sure a tope on your "first night back" is the best idea, but what the heck, it's just a neck |
| 12.1.15 21:12 |
| I think the REAL question I want answered is will we finally see Bryan's arms once again on Smackdown? |
| 12.1.15 21:10 |
| Wow, Stephanie just booked a match for Bryan despite the fact that one was advertised last Friday on Syfy! |
| 12.1.15 21:08 | | Yah, you got it - .0068 = .68% |
| 12.1.15 21:06 | | You have to move decimal 2 places over to use a percent sign - wouldn't you agree that 370,000 is 10% and 37,000 is 1%? |
| 12.1.15 21:01 | | It's miniscule either way, but why not be correct? |
| 12.1.15 20:57 | | .68% :) |
| 12.1.15 20:54 | | Specifically, 12216/2275357 ≅ 0.54% |
| 12.1.15 20:51 | | That math looks wrong. |
| 12.1.15 20:47 |
| That's true - I suppose WrestleMania will be the second anniversary of "21-1" RT : "WWE Math" is always off by one. |
| 12.1.15 20:45 |
| Paul keeps saying 282 days, but it was really 281 days.
(This is why you're paying me) |
| 12.1.15 20:42 |
| Somehow I doubt Paul will mention the almost 113 days it's been since the "reigning, defending" actually did any defending |
| 12.1.15 20:41 | | Although when I saw "Bob Newhart" was trending, I was worried that he'd passed away |
| 12.1.15 20:39 |
| I now suspect that Twitter has algorithms to keep anything with "sucks" out, given that we haven't seen Cena's hashtag OR tonight |
| 12.1.15 20:36 |
| Ha! No. |
| 12.1.15 20:31 |
| LISTEN TO THIS CROWD |
| 12.1.15 20:29 |
| OHHHHHH SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK AH HA HA HA HA |
| 12.1.15 20:26 |
| I bet, instead of announcing Savage's induction, they announce Benoit's!
Taped statement from Vince: "It's time to welcome Chris home" |
| 12.1.15 20:16 |
| (a PhotoShop of Bob Ross with Roman Reigns' head) |
| 12.1.15 20:15 | | RT : Damn, I need to check out Dueños del paraíso |
| 12.1.15 20:10 |
| And then there's the one about the man who killed the golden goose...
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| 12.1.15 20:07 |
| Oh God, this is too awful to be intentional or ironic |
| 12.1.15 20:06 |
| COME ON ROMAN CALL HIM A POOPYHEAD |
| 12.1.15 20:03 |
| Kinda wish Show would start talking about "The Secret" |
| 12.1.15 20:02 |
| Hey no Kevin Nash at the big reunion huhaaahahahahaha |
| 12.1.15 20:02 |
| Brave choice using Show at top of an hour (one down, two to go!) |
| 12.1.15 20:00 |
| Are all these constant TMZ mentions making WWE suddenly more culturally relevant or something? Or is money exchanging hands? |
| 12.1.15 19:57 |
| Clearly they wouldn't say "expected to be inducted" if there wasn't a RUSSO-STYLE SWERVE coming - caaaaaaan't wait for that |
| 12.1.15 19:54 |
| Is Book OK? He's gone almost an entire segment without exclaiming that we've gotta be kidding him |
| 12.1.15 19:50 |
| I guess Cena's hashtag didn't trend. Sad face emoji |
| 12.1.15 19:49 |
| OH MAN IT *IS* NEW DAY! |
| 12.1.15 19:47 |
| C'mon App people, hook me up with those sweet entrances! Is it New Day? Oh man I hope it's New Day |
| 12.1.15 19:45 |
| Another four minute segment - I wonder who will be READY FOR ACTION when we return! |
| 12.1.15 19:45 |
| Sufferin' succotash! I thought I saw a pussy cat! What's up, Doc? Of course you realise this means war! And so on |
| 12.1.15 19:43 |
| "I sentence you to HILARIOUS SKITS" |
| 12.1.15 19:40 | | OH MAN DETECTIVE STRAW COMING SOON TO FOX |
| 12.1.15 19:37 |
| They waited until 37 minutes in to tell us Bryan was appearing tonight?!?! |
| 12.1.15 19:37 |
| They waited until 36 minutes in to tell us Lesnar was appearing tonight?! |
| 12.1.15 19:32 |
| Fantasy booking: JBL and Booker wrestle; loser is fired (filed) and gets his job back to take their place |
| 12.1.15 19:28 |
| Fantasy booking: later, Eden Stiles & Lilian Garcia will wrestle in a kiddie pool of Wesson to get his job back |
| 12.1.15 19:27 |
| Next Minneapolis house show is Sunday 3/15, according to the local ad that just aired |
| 12.1.15 19:24 |
| Sorry, Lawler was moved to Smackdown |
| 12.1.15 19:24 |
| We used to complain about sub-four minute matches. In 2015, I'd like to complain about sub-four minute SEGMENTS |
| 12.1.15 19:20 | | RT : “Ratings Are Weak” http://pic.twitter.com/bKV4IWraL2 |
