| 13.1.15 15:00  |  
   | SYMC closing quote: 25.34 ▲0.05 (Range: 25.12 - 26.05) | 
| 13.1.15 14:27  |  
   | Listened to Opik - Travelling Without Moving | 
| 13.1.15 12:39  |   | Another day, another trip to the flags menu to make Chrome act the way it acted before the latest "update" | 
| 13.1.15 11:36  |  
   |   Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 13.1.15 11:26  |  
   |   U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 12.1.15 22:13  |  
   | RT : CASH IN IN NOW YOU FOOL  | 
| 12.1.15 22:11  |  
   | Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk  | 
| 12.1.15 22:00  |  
   | RT : It has now been 113 days since  last defended the  World Heavyweight Championship.  | 
| 12.1.15 21:59  |  
   | TEN SECONDS TO RETWEET | 
| 12.1.15 21:59  |  
   | Do you suppose they've already fired the writer who came up with the hashtag that would never trend?  | 
| 12.1.15 21:52  |  
   | I think it must kill WWE that they didn't know a hashtag with "sucks" in it wouldn't trend  | 
| 12.1.15 21:44  |  
   | Ah, Lana - not a hair out of place. 
(Several hairs out of place.) 
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| 12.1.15 21:38  |  
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| 12.1.15 21:38  |  
   | Also, how great was seeing Rhett Titus on Smackdown a couple weeks ago? | 
| 12.1.15 21:36  |  
   | JBL is right - we need MORE squash matches in 2015!  | 
| 12.1.15 21:35  |  
   | Man I LOVE how the commentary team is shitting all over The Ascension because they stole the words "The Wasteland" from Bad News Barrett | 
| 12.1.15 21:34  |  
   | Well, I guess the swerve was there was no swerve.  Come to think of it, though, they should've inducted Elizabeth while they were at it  | 
| 12.1.15 21:31  |  
   | Oh, so they'll induct 'em both?  | 
| 12.1.15 21:24  |   |  I was a double threat in college: math degree AND Model UN - two things I seldom use in 2015 :) | 
| 12.1.15 21:15  |  
   | Kissss.......kisssss........  | 
| 12.1.15 21:13  |  
   | Hmmm, not sure a tope on your "first night back" is the best idea, but what the heck, it's just a neck  | 
| 12.1.15 21:12  |  
   | I think the REAL question I want answered is will we finally see Bryan's arms once again on Smackdown? | 
| 12.1.15 21:10  |  
   | Wow, Stephanie just booked a match for Bryan despite the fact that one was advertised last Friday on Syfy!  | 
| 12.1.15 21:08  |   |  Yah, you got it - .0068 = .68% | 
| 12.1.15 21:06  |   |  You have to move decimal 2 places over to use a percent sign - wouldn't you agree that 370,000 is 10% and 37,000 is 1%? | 
| 12.1.15 21:01  |   |  It's miniscule either way, but why not be correct? | 
| 12.1.15 20:57  |   |  .68% :) | 
| 12.1.15 20:54  |   |  Specifically, 12216/2275357 ≅ 0.54% | 
| 12.1.15 20:51  |   |  That math looks wrong. | 
| 12.1.15 20:47  |  
   | That's true - I suppose WrestleMania will be the second anniversary of "21-1" RT : "WWE Math" is always off by one. | 
| 12.1.15 20:45  |  
   | Paul keeps saying 282 days, but it was really 281 days. 
(This is why you're paying me)  | 
| 12.1.15 20:42  |  
   | Somehow I doubt Paul will mention the almost 113 days it's been since the "reigning, defending" actually did any defending  | 
| 12.1.15 20:41  |   | Although when I saw "Bob Newhart" was trending, I was worried that he'd passed away | 
| 12.1.15 20:39  |  
   | I now suspect that Twitter has algorithms to keep anything with "sucks" out, given that we haven't seen Cena's hashtag OR  tonight | 
| 12.1.15 20:36  |  
   |  Ha!  No. | 
| 12.1.15 20:31  |  
   | LISTEN TO THIS CROWD  | 
| 12.1.15 20:29  |  
   | OHHHHHH SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK AH HA HA HA HA  | 
| 12.1.15 20:26  |  
   | I bet, instead of announcing Savage's induction, they announce Benoit's! 
Taped statement from Vince: "It's time to welcome Chris home"  | 
| 12.1.15 20:16  |  
   | (a PhotoShop of Bob Ross with Roman Reigns' head)  | 
| 12.1.15 20:15  |   | RT : Damn, I need to check out Dueños del paraíso | 
| 12.1.15 20:10  |  
   | And then there's the one about the man who killed the golden goose... 
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| 12.1.15 20:07  |  
   | Oh God, this is too awful to be intentional or ironic  | 
| 12.1.15 20:06  |  
   | COME ON ROMAN CALL HIM A POOPYHEAD  | 
| 12.1.15 20:03  |  
   | Kinda wish Show would start talking about "The Secret"  | 
| 12.1.15 20:02  |  
   | Hey no Kevin Nash at the big reunion huhaaahahahahaha  | 
| 12.1.15 20:02  |  
   | Brave choice using Show at top of an hour (one down, two to go!)  | 
| 12.1.15 20:00  |  
   | Are all these constant TMZ mentions making WWE suddenly more culturally relevant or something?  Or is money exchanging hands?   | 
| 12.1.15 19:57  |  
   | Clearly they wouldn't say "expected to be inducted" if there wasn't a RUSSO-STYLE SWERVE coming - caaaaaaan't wait for that  | 
| 12.1.15 19:54  |  
   | Is Book OK?  He's gone almost an entire segment without exclaiming that we've gotta be kidding him  | 
| 12.1.15 19:50  |  
   | I guess Cena's hashtag didn't trend.  Sad face emoji  |