| 2.2.15 00:37  |   |  The More You Know™ | 
| 2.2.15 00:36  |   |    It was "The Big Game At The End" - and it was abandoned in 2001 | 
| 1.2.15 21:39  |   | I won't rest until I see James Spader in a hat | 
| 1.2.15 21:36  |   | I couldn't hear Carroll's answers because I was fixating on the audio leak from somebody's earpiece | 
| 1.2.15 21:21  |   | Worst gang bang ever | 
| 1.2.15 21:04  |   | Whole lotta schadenfreude goin' on | 
| 1.2.15 21:02  |  
   |  must have fed that play to Seattle | 
| 1.2.15 21:01  |   | Somewhere "Boomer" Berman is priming up a really oily "That'sss why .... they play ... the gaaaame" | 
| 1.2.15 20:59  |   | Well at least all the Edelman concussion tweets have kept me from seeing any more tweets with the TMYK logo | 
| 1.2.15 20:12  |   |  I'm with you - I had a 4-3 (but can't remember which team had which number) | 
| 1.2.15 19:58  |   | Good fathers like Budweiser | 
| 1.2.15 19:46  |   | Halftime show worked, I guess | 
| 1.2.15 19:42  |   | Reginald Gooch was a bad father | 
| 1.2.15 19:41  |   | Liam Neeson was an OK dad in Taken tho | 
| 1.2.15 19:38  |   | Liam Neeson for Candy Crush Saga | 
| 1.2.15 19:30  |   | Truly, the saddest Super Bowl ads are the local ones | 
| 1.2.15 19:28  |   | ♪ It's nur flippin' innim flan yan mimmer ♪ 
♪ It's nur flippin' innim flan yan mimmer ♪ | 
| 1.2.15 19:27  |   | So girls lose their self-esteem when they start bleeding OHHHHH NOOOO I DIDN'T | 
| 1.2.15 18:22  |   | Super Bowl commercials brought to you tonight by Buzzfeed | 
| 1.2.15 18:10  |   |  For the price of a Super Bowl 30 second spot, you could have sent a whole lot of Skittles to every single one of your followers | 
| 1.2.15 18:09  |   |   Terminator 5 | 
| 1.2.15 17:45  |   | I wonder if Fallon will have David Letterman in his ad - prob'ly not | 
| 1.2.15 17:44  |   |  Candy Crush Saga | 
| 1.2.15 17:39  |   | Coach T party | 
| 1.2.15 17:29  |   |  Congratulations on your Chevy Colorado ad! | 
| 1.2.15 17:13  |   | Oh no when did Rebook steal the ARCO logo | 
| 1.2.15 17:10  |   | Can of Diet Dr Pepper | 
| 1.2.15 17:09  |  
   | Obligatory "WALKING!" tweet for, like, six people | 
| 1.2.15 17:07  |   | An Ickey Woods parody account (possibly sponsored, possibly not) has followed me so I've ALREADY won a Super Bowl here tonight | 
| 1.2.15 17:06  |   | How much money and Jerry Rice has Mercedes-Benz wasted on this "race" absolutely nobody wants to see | 
| 1.2.15 17:05  |   | Trap music jumps the shark - film RIGHT NOW | 
| 1.2.15 17:04  |   |  82.5 TDs?! | 
| 1.2.15 16:26  |   | HOT TAKE: I don't like how Geico has taken Ickey from "will celebrate anything" to "really only obsessed with cold cuts" | 
| 1.2.15 16:03  |   | It's even better than it was last night!  (I may be biased because Jesse Johnson is part of backing group The Vanguard.)  Are they doing a better Prince in 2015 than Prince is? (Video: "Musical guest D'Angelo performs "The Charade" on Saturday Night Live") | 
| 1.2.15 15:52  |   | Double Bergamot Earl Grey | 
| 1.2.15 14:16  |   | I don't care about your Super Bowl pick, but I DO like when you favorite my tweet for one reason, retweet it for a different reason | 
| 1.2.15 01:24  |   | the-w.com topics of interest: January 2015 | 
| 31.1.15 23:12  |   | I ALSO didn't know D'Angelo - um - had lived so well.  Good for him!  He still sounds great.   | 
| 31.1.15 22:45  |   | RT : I saw former mayoral candidate  on the street! Those glasses, that hair, them gov ambissions - who could miss him? | 
| 31.1.15 22:15  |  
   | Shout out to  for recognizing me out on 7th Street earlier tonight, extending my 15 minutes of Minneapolis fame | 
| 31.1.15 21:20  |  
   | Phone battery dead - #cavs 106 - #twolves 90 @ Target Center | 
| 31.1.15 20:27  |  
   |  DOUBLE DOUBLE ALERT! 
NIKOLA PEKOVIC: 5 (14 & 10, 6:13 3rd) 
(first since 11/12/2014) 
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| 31.1.15 20:04  |  
   | HALFTIME: #cavs 52 - #twolves 49 @ Target Center | 
| 31.1.15 18:30  |  
   |   Earlier - Taco Bell (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 31.1.15 18:19  |  
   |   LET'S GO #TWOLVES! - Minnesota Timberwolves vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Target Center (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 31.1.15 18:19  |  
   | LET'S GO ! (at  for   in Minneapolis, MN) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/lyjaet6w1nb | 
| 31.1.15 14:54  |  
   |   Oh what a long line - Comcast Service Center (Minneapolis, MN) | 
| 31.1.15 14:33  |  
   | Yesterday - Symantec (Roseville, MN) | 
| 31.1.15 13:22  |   | Cool story bro...tell it again two years lster - 2 years ago, I posted "As we turned left from Central Ave SE to University Ave SE, I regarded...
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| 30.1.15 23:55  |   |  I still have no idea who you are but this  is awesome and I'm proud to be the only person watching it |