| 17.8.15 21:00 | 
 | If the Popeye's lady bore Col. Sanders' child, do you think he or she would grow up rebellious and hate chicken and only eat sushi |
| 17.8.15 20:59 |
| What percentage of the Popeye's lady/Col. Sanders erotic fanfic is racist, d'you suppose? Is it 100%? |
| 17.8.15 20:39 |
 | WWF used to get people over with lots of wins
WWE gets people over by taking them off TV for a month
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| 17.8.15 20:38 |
| RT : Thank heaven for small mercies: Somehow this wasn't holla holla'd during the ad break!
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| 17.8.15 20:35 |
| I wanted Slater at the last secret meeting, but the Ziggler contingent shouted me down - at least I got him in that SWWEERVED ad |
| 17.8.15 20:20 |  | This got WAY more likes than any MapMyWalk link I've posted in 2015! |
| 17.8.15 20:05 |
| "Bring out Larry the Axe already!" |
| 17.8.15 19:31 |
| Do we really need JBL out there when Cole could press a button to trigger an "UH OH" every 30 seconds and WWE could save SO MUCH MONEY |
| 17.8.15 19:15 |
| Take a shot every time someone says "epic;" I'll dial 9-1 and wait for you |
| 17.8.15 19:11 |
| Did Curtis Axel already wrestle a Superstars exclusive match? |
| 17.8.15 19:10 |
| "The EPIC road to starts RIGHT - NOW!"
"♬ WE'RE A THREE MAN BANNNNNNNNND ♬"
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| 17.8.15 19:09 |
| "The EPIC road to starts RIGHT - NOW!"
(picture freezes)
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| 17.8.15 19:03 |
| "Please welcome Stephanie--"
Ooh, I'm already glad I stayed home instead buying a ticket to |
| 17.8.15 16:32 | 
 | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 17.8.15 15:00 | 
| SYMC closing quote: 21.86 ▲0.26 (Range: 21.21 - 21.89) |
| 17.8.15 14:50 |  | New DVD/Blu-ray/digital titles coming out 8/18/2015 (163) |
| 17.8.15 14:10 | 
| Coffeee |
| 17.8.15 13:33 |
| Quick check @ AXS reveals available seat for 3 rows from roof; only $31.90 ($20 + inconvenience fees)
I'll watch it on TV
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| 17.8.15 13:09 | |  "Lacey Johnson" |
| 17.8.15 12:17 | 
|   Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 17.8.15 11:39 |
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: RED RASPBERRY |
| 17.8.15 10:40 |
 |  U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 16.8.15 21:39 | | No; no, but it was my first film in 2015 - hmm, these answers may not help |
| 16.8.15 21:32 | | Easier to scrobble? |
| 16.8.15 21:25 | | Did anybody answer you yet? Yes. I saw it Thursday night in Mounds View in a theatre mostly full of Minnesotans (it was good!) |
| 16.8.15 20:21 |
|  U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 16.8.15 19:54 | |  Target (Bloomington, MN) |
| 16.8.15 19:30 | | AW says hello! |
| 16.8.15 17:43 | |  Is this really what it's called? That's awesome - Purgatory Creek Park (Eden Prairie, MN) |
| 16.8.15 15:42 | | Are you coming to this thing? |
| 16.8.15 15:15 | |  At a giant glass building - Emerson Process Management (Eden Prairie, MN) |
| 16.8.15 14:31 | | Follow |
| 16.8.15 13:05 | |  "Emily Ethan" was gone before I woke up |
| 16.8.15 13:01 |
| The Original Donut Shop Coffee |
| 15.8.15 22:10 | |  "Sabrina Rochell White" |
| 15.8.15 22:03 | |  Here is my first attempt at a Snickers salad, made in the (mostly) traditional style...apples, Snickers, Essential Everyday whipped topping, expired vanilla pudding mix, chill. Hashtag Hot Saturday Night (photo) |
| 15.8.15 21:48 | |  Menards (Saint Paul, MN) |
| 15.8.15 19:51 | | Wow, there is NO parking on my street tonight. They can't all be here for a preseason Vikings game, can they? That is some real football starvation, if so. I'm not sure I'm football-starved enough to endure Paul Allen play-by-play just yet. |
| 15.8.15 19:09 |
| Target (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 15.8.15 18:43 |
|  The Home Depot (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 15.8.15 04:22 | | RT : "J.J. Fad, the girl group cut out of the 'Straight Outta Compton' story:" http://hopesandfears.com/hopes/culture/music/216305-straight-outta-compton-jj-fad via |
| 15.8.15 03:03 |
 | It's on! (Link to YouTube video: "Off the Air: Animals") |
| 15.8.15 00:39 |
 | So I KNEW that there were almost 400 RSVP'd to the Bad Bad Hats/The Awful Truth show, according to their Facebook Event page. I also knew that it was over 3.7 miles on foot, according to Google Maps. Finally, I knew that it was almost 80º and almost 70%!h(MISSING)umidity, according to The Weather Channel. Even knowing ALL this, I decided, what the hell, it's an 11PM show, let's walk to Icehouse. How bad could it be?
As I waited in an incredibly long line, trying not to be really obvious about how badly I was sweating, it almost came as a relief when, single digits of people from reaching to the threshold, a voice announced "WE ARE AT CAPACITY: IF YOU DID NOT BUY A TICKET, WE ARE SOLD OUT." I could have left the house 10 minutes earlier, or I could have walked faster, or I could have taken the car and probably found a parking spot that would have still required a good amount of exercise, and I could have been inside, but I didn't do any of that. I took a different path home instead.
That's actually not the point of this story, although it does get us closer to it - mostly I wanted to make sure I got out that I walked over 7½ miles - or is it more impressive to say 12 kilometres? - but beyond that, the fact that I was seriously questioning my sanity about three miles into my walk TO Icehouse ended up swiftly erased as the universe, as it often does, dropped a huge sign that I was doing the right thing with the placement of a $20 bill on th sidewalk of Franklin Ave between Clinton and 3rd with no other human beings within a block of me as I collected it.
So, the point! NOW I have this $20. What was the intent of this good fortune?
• Should I have taken it as a sign that I should have paid for a cab home instead of walking back? (This was the mostly likely message, but I have ignored it.)
• Should I have offered one of the people who paid $8 + inconvenience fee the twenty bucks to take their place inside? (I barely wanted to pay ten bucks of my own money at the door for this show. By the way, let me tell you all about inconvenience fees and what a scam they are--I'm digressing)
• Should I buy all the Domino's I can eat, and balance out the caloric deficit I'm currently running from all this exercise? (I'm not hungry, so I guess not.)
• Should I remind myself I have already incurred a $15 late fee paying my car insurance so perhaps this is just a balancing out of thst? (I don't feel like reminding myself I was three days late on a payment I should have made weeks ago, so let's forget it and move on)
I don't know, but it DID give me this story to tell you about why I ended up at home at midnight on a Friday night instead of subjecting you to two more barely legible Instagrams.
Everything DOES happen for a reason; it just takes me a while to figure it out sometimes. Balance! |
| 14.8.15 23:02 |  | From Icehouse, a different way home - "3.88 miles" |
| 14.8.15 22:52 |
| [+] [–] Hmm, wonder if I'll get in - Icehouse (Minneapolis, MN)| 14.8.15 23:00 |
| (I did not) |
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| 14.8.15 21:52 | | To Icehouse - one of my less smarter ideas - "3.74 miles" |
| 14.8.15 21:24 | | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 14.8.15 20:58 |
 | As I marveled at the car ahead of me turning onto University Ave from Eustis St and rechecked a third time to make sure I was really seeing what I thought I saw, I pondered just how good a story it must have taken for the owner to convince the Minnesota DVS that not only was it wholly appropriate to have a vanity license plate reading "BDSM," but that THEY deserved to put it on THEIR car. (Immediately after, I regretted not taking a photo to accompany these remarks, knowing I had to come here and make them) |
| 14.8.15 20:50 | 
 | Listened to UK Mixmasters - Bare Necessities Megamix |
| 14.8.15 20:44 |
 | Listened to Hot Since 82 - Essential Mix 2015-07-31 |
