| 8.9.15 21:12 | 
 | RT : Lynx win 73-67, clinch Western Conference titl |
| 8.9.15 19:22 |  | Can of Diet Dr Pepper |
| 8.9.15 18:34 | | Every time Twitter updates their Android app, I try to change their notification ringtone on my Galaxy S6 from a default - hasn't worked yet |
| 8.9.15 15:38 | | Oh wait I broke it again - or it just broke on its own - or it just does whatever the hell it wants. I'm tapping out. |
| 8.9.15 15:33 | | The answer was: "Use Single View, not Compact View." WELL. That only took five hours of troubleshooting...I LOVE Outlook! |
| 8.9.15 15:11 | | (SegoeUI'ing, I probably should have said) |
| 8.9.15 15:11 | | Outlook keeps Segoe'ing where I want to Tahoma and I'm very sad |
| 8.9.15 15:00 | 
 | SYMC closing quote: 20.09 ▲0.44 (Range: 19.86 - 20.17) |
| 8.9.15 13:43 | 
| Coffee |
| 8.9.15 10:56 |
 | YOGURT OF THE DAY: BLACKBERRY ON THE BOTTOM (GREEK) |
| 8.9.15 10:56 | | Back to work...and now, we atone for a three-day weekend of beer, Papa Johns and State Fair fare |
| 8.9.15 10:48 | | I think I chickened out with "I'm not sure" 9/10 times |
| 8.9.15 10:47 | 
|   Symantec (Roseville, MN) |
| 8.9.15 10:30 |
 |  U.S. Post Office (Minneapolis, MN) |
| 7.9.15 23:11 |  | Annnnnd I botched the link. TAKE TWO:
My sister-in-law (who may or may not be on this social network) has written a trilogy! You can't buy Book One yet, but you can decide if you WANT to by sampling the first five chapters RIGHT THERE - c'mon, I know you read. You're reading this right now! Clicky clicky! |
| 7.9.15 23:03 | | RT : If you want to get a taste of my UF novel TAKE ON ME coming out in a month. You can read the first 5 chapters today http://www.firesidefiction.com/issue27/chapter/take-on-me-chapters-one-five/ |
| 7.9.15 21:43 |
 | "According to the U.S. EPA, PCBs cause cancer in animals and are probable human carcinogens." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polychlorinated_biphenyl |
| 7.9.15 21:33 | | That's Welsh |
| 7.9.15 21:18 |
| UH OH |
| 7.9.15 21:12 |
| What must your dreams have been if appearing on a red carpet with The Rockâ„¢ translates to "my dreams are coming true times a million?" |
| 7.9.15 21:07 |
| BREAK SMASHCUT |
| 7.9.15 21:06 |
| BROOM STYROFOAM |
| 7.9.15 21:06 |
| BRAIN STRINGMAN |
| 7.9.15 20:51 |
| Did Randy forget his cue? |
| 7.9.15 20:44 | | Aren't memes great, guys? I mean...they're SMOKING |
| 7.9.15 20:39 |
| June 2014-era Fandango might be most likeable |
| 7.9.15 20:39 |
| Seriously - who's the face here? Are ANY of these four likeable? |
| 7.9.15 20:36 | | Hey Happy Labor Day http://pic.twitter.com/2eptBy0TEz |
| 7.9.15 20:35 |
| You know, this died on tape back on Smackdown; it takes real balls to double down and do it again on a live - I guess |
| 7.9.15 20:34 |
| Oh for fucks sake |
| 7.9.15 20:33 |
| Norma Rae - no, wait, no UNION |
| 7.9.15 20:21 |
| RT : Wait, it's a commentary on the Cloud |
| 7.9.15 20:15 | | |
| 7.9.15 20:11 | | Super persuasive pitch, "Buy Followers" account who just Favorited me! You make great! http://pic.twitter.com/3YZQ9IJBmA |
| 7.9.15 20:08 | |  Added two photos to album "Fake People Who Friend Me on Facebook" |
| 7.9.15 20:02 | | I know, right? I should have found some more State Fair mayorships to steal! |
| 7.9.15 19:59 |
| Three tweets in an hour (well, this makes four) - my interest in is clearly at an ALL-TIME HIGH! |
| 7.9.15 19:57 |
| Guessing that the cat he named CHICKENFOOT can only be in a certain age range of about six months |
| 7.9.15 19:57 |
 | Oh, good, my Unicode comes through correctly! |
| 7.9.15 19:51 |
| "it's a steamy, sensual story" |
| 7.9.15 19:03 | 
 | A final State Fair 2015 photo: today's T-shirt purchase #tomatolivesmatter #seeyounextyear |
| 7.9.15 19:01 | | You'll be this old sooner than you think! |
| 7.9.15 19:00 |
| Twitter friends, I have good news and bad news: both are that I made it home in time to live tweet |
| 7.9.15 18:35 |  | From the bus stop - "0.94 miles" |
| 7.9.15 18:17 |
| Last one, promise - I just became the Mayor of Heritage Center @ MN State Fair on !
https://www.swarmapp.com/crz/checkin/55ee1acd498ef04aa55322d5?s=hhkeQ4aRX9KGJkAaVIAqdy579Ds http://pic.twitter.com/uUEGdqNdfT |
| 7.9.15 18:16 |
|  Heritage Center @ MN State Fair (Falcon Heights, MN) |
| 7.9.15 18:11 |
|  Just a refill - Fried Pickles (Falcon Heights, MN) |
| 7.9.15 17:51 |
|  For the road - Corn Roast (Falcon Heights, MN) |
| 7.9.15 17:47 |
| I just became the Mayor of Minnesota Blue Flame Gas Association on !
https://www.swarmapp.com/crz/checkin/55ee13ea498eda89c5e56c9e?s=95jLmIsit-O3oeWec0CiX_hDxRs http://pic.twitter.com/CqTC3jB8K3 |
| 7.9.15 17:47 |
|  Minnesota Blue Flame Gas Association (Falcon Heights, MN) |
